Status: Its funny, its dark and it gets a little naughty.

Being an Addams Is the Best Thing Ever!

Being An Addams Is the Best Thing Ever! S. Ch 7

JUST as she did, Pubert landed in the room.I raised a brow at him but my eyes then widened seeing Pubert pulled apart one of the wires,then just as it got to that wire, he put it back together,making the electric go back to where it came from...which was Debbie and it electricuted her.
She rose in the air a little, still holding that handle.My smile grew big and sinister
"Lovely light show" I said smirking at her
"Darling" Tom said smirking at me. And before our very eyes, Debbie was turned to dust.Oubert was laughing at her
"Wonderful job little brother...now let us out"I said smirking at him
"What a prodagee(sp)" Daddy said as Pubert crawled to Thing and pulled his strap. With that one by one, he unbelted all of us....and that was that...
(some time later) today was Pubert's birthday! We were so happy for him..and me. Im 4 months pregnant. Soo happy about it.I was just putting on a dress. It was my mother's natrually. She wore it when she was pregnant. Tom came in and looked at me
"You look absolutely beautiful my love" Tom said kissing my lips. I smile at him
"Dont lie to me I look like a blimp" I said blushing. Tom made a face as he shook his head
"Darling you are more beautiful now then when I first met you. And you were beautiful"Tom said smiling as he placed his hands on my stomache. I blushed more
"Mon cher"I said kissing him. He kissed back
"Come on party time" He said enlacing his hand with mine. I smile at him and walked down the stairs.
"There you are. We were waiting" Mother said smiling. I smile back
"We couldnt toast without you" Daddy said aas they handed us a drink.
Tom and I sat down on the couch, aside from Cousin IT and his wife and baby girl.
"A toast.To the glorious mysteries of life.To all that binds a family as one.To mirth, to marriment, to manslaughter"Daddy said smiling
"Hear hear"Tom said smirking. I smile at him as we raised our glass. I just noticed that Wednesday had her friend here. He even grew a mustache like Daddy which did kind of make me giggle. I was really glad Tom didnt have a stache like that.....I'd be thinking of my Daddy the whole time...that'd be weird. Im sure she'll figure that out.
"To dear friends" Daddy said to Cousin IT.
"To new friends" Daddy said to Uncle Fester and Cousin IT's new maid Demensia. She looked like Uncle Fester...and it seems to me like they'd be getting along just perfectly.
"To love" Daddy said to Tom and I. I smile as we raised our glasses.Tom kissed my hand lovingly. I smile at him kissing his cheek
"To youth" Daddy said to Wednesday and her little boyfriend.
"How do I look?"He asked her
"Disturbing"She said with a small smile...very small one
"To passion" Daddy said to Mother.
"To paradise" Mother said
"To pain"Tom whispered to me. I giggled
"Tonight"I whispered smirking back at him then just as mother and Daddy were going to kiss, Grandmother came in
"Ha ha!Make way for the irthday boy!" she said as Pugsley came in with a cake that had...one of those head slicers on them...midevil torture devices were not my strong point.
"Thing will you do the honors?"Daddy asked and Thing grabbed the match and lit it. He jumped up and lit the candle inside the...head slicer(lol) Then Lurch began to play the Happy Birthday song on the piano. Tom and I, as we've done many times before, took a walk into the grave yard. I noticed Wednesday with her boyfriend.
"I pity that boy" I said as we walked past them silently
"Why's that?" Tom asked as we arrived at the gazebo.
"Because if they end up together...she's going to torture him to no end"I said sitting down starring at the beautiful moon.
"He might like that...as do I" Tom said looking into my eyes. I smile
"Always a charmer"I said kissing his lips.He kissed me back with such love but our kissing became short when we heard screaming. I looked and saw a hand was grabbing her little boyfriend and Wednesday was smirking. I shook my head
"Ahhh youth"I said smirking
"We'll get to raise that youth very soon" Tom said smiling at me. I smile back
"Until then Mon Cher" I said wrapping my arms around his neck
"Mmm Caramia" Tom said kissing me again...and that was basically it.
We went on living like that. Happily ever after.
( i SUCK AT ENDINGS!)
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