Status: Its funny, its dark and it gets a little naughty.
Being an Addams Is the Best Thing Ever!
Being An Addams Is The Best Thing Ever! S. Ch 6
(next day -- morning) I woke up feeling a little better then yesterday. I saw Tom was sleeping well.I smiled not wanting to wake him and got up to check on Pubert...when I opened the door I saw his room was blue and happy and bright and...well not how it was just yesterday...I looked around in horror...I slowly walked to the carrige...I screamed at the very sight of him.Mother and Daddy came rushing in
"I suggest you stay back...he's very sick"I said seeing Tom come in
"How sick?"Tom asked standing next to me
"Oh no..." Tom said then my parents rushed in. They saw Pubert was a blonde baby with rosey pink cheeks and pretty blue eyes. Daddy passed out and thankfull Tom caught him and set him down. Mother and I starred in worry. So we took him down to Grandmother and she began to chant
"Bone and Brine!" Grandmother said but the baby giggled
"Bone and brine!" she said again in frustration.
"Well he's stubborn.It works on cats!" Grandmother said
"What are we going to do?" I said with worry.
"Is it hopeless?" Daddy said with worry. Grandmother began to look through her book.
"Here it is...Chapter 18 Infant Possessions"Grandmother said.My eyes widened in worry and shock.
"He's possessed?"Tom asked worried too
"Warning signs -- severe alterations in appearance and personality. Such alterations can be permanent"grandmother said.I gasped gripping Tom's hand.
"Permanet?Those golden curls?"Mother said with worry
"Those rosey cheeks?"Daddy asked
"That smile?"Mother said
"These terrifying changes are most often the result of a troubled family life. Seperations --"
"Seperations? You mean-" Daddy started
"Fester" Mother said
"Bingo! The kid knows that something is not right around here. Unless Fester comes back we're talkin dimples"Grandmother said.I shook at the very thought
"Not in this house"Daddy ordered
"He could stay this way for years... forever.He could become...a lawyer..."
"No.."I said with tears in the corner of my eyes.
"An orthadontist" grandmother went on
Mama, stop!" Mother said as Daddy walked a little away.
"President" she finished. Tom hel me as I looked away worried sick
"Please!I beg you!Take me!"Daddy said crying.
For the while...we didnt know what to do...by while...I mean hours. Daddy was in bed crying..singing songs that were not so cheerful...well in our world anyways
"My child is sick...and my husband is dying...." Mother said sadly as I walked in with Tom
"We cant just let him die Mother...we have to end Debbie" I said with a few tears falling.
"What should we do?" Mother asked grandmother.
"Well you have a black dress" grandmother said. I saw my Mother slip a tear for the first time...
"My family is falling apart"I said sitting on the bed
"Darling..."
Tom said holding me close.I was out of it...this couldnt be the end...it just couldnt be...then just before my eyes, Fester came running in
"Gomez!" He said dropping to his knees.
"Fester!" Grandmother, Tom and Mother said.
"Fester?Where is Fester?" Daddy asked
"He's right here Daddy."I said
"It's me Gomez.Ive tried to be someone Im not.I live in shame...and the suburbs"Uncle Fester said
"You belong to Debbie dont you?I mean you are her love toy you did turn into Mr. Debbie"I said bitterly. He looked at me with sadness. He knew he hurt me bad. He was my uncle after all. He shot up
"I am an Addams!"He yelled.I starred in shock then smiled
"Uncle Fester!"I said hugging him.He smiled hugging back
"You've been terribly missed" I said sniffling
"I've been terribly missing you all" He said then I let go and Daddy and Uncle Fester hugged
"Fester!"Daddy said as they hugged and then Wednesday and Pugsley ran in
"Uncle Fester!"Pugsly said
"Howd u guys get home?"I said hugging Pugsley and Wednesday. She only hugs our family.
"Children" Uncle Fester said and hugged Pugsley
"You sent us to camp"Wednesday said bitterly. Daddy's smile dropped
"They made us sing"Wednesday said. Mother looked at Daddy and I looked at Tom...Wednesday finally gave in and hugged Uncle Fester.
"My own dear family.How I've missed all of you" Uncle Fester said as Wednesday and Pugsley hugged Mother and Daddy
"Our whole family...-" I started
"Together at last" Tom finished kissing me gently.
"4 generations.Above ground"Mother said smiling
"In-Laws!" We heard and all of our smiles dropped as Debbie was at the door holding a gun.
(time skip)
"I dont wanna hurt any body. I dont enjoy hurting anybody.I dont like guns or bombs or electric chairs,but sometimes people just wont listen.So I have to use persuasion...and slides" Debbie said. She had put us all in electric chairs..and put up a white screen for us to see something on a projector.
First a couple infront of a house showed up
"My parents. Sharon and Dave.Generous, doting, or were they? All I ever wanted was a ballerina Barbie in her pretty pink tutu.My birthday" She clicked the button and showed a girl Im sure was to be her at Wednesday's age with a bunch of presents.
"I was 10 and do you know what they got me?Malibu Barbie"She said angrily
"Malibu Barbie" Mother said
"The nightmare" Daddy said
"The nerve" Mother said. I thought this whole thing was amusing to be honest.
"That's not what I wanted.That's not who I was.I was a ballerina.Graceful,delicate.They had to go" She said clicking a button and up showed a house in flames. She clicked the button again and showed an old doctor man.
"My first husband, the heart surgeon.All day long, coronaries,transplants"Debbie said
"What about your needs?"Grandmother said
"Sorry about dinner, Deb.The pope has a cold"She said and clicked the button, showing the doctor scarred and a shadow reflection of an axe.
"An axe.That takes me back" Grandmother said smiling. I looked at her like -seriously- but with a small smile.
"Husband number two - - The senator. He loved his state. He loved his country" she said
"What about you?"I said smirking
"Sorry Debbie. No mercedes this year. We have to set an example.Oh yeah? Set this!"She yelled clicking the button and seeing the man infront of a garage with his hand out looking like he was about to get ran over...Im sure he did...then finally a picture of Uncle Fester
"My latest husband.My late husband Fester"She said calmly
"The fool" Uncle Fester said
"The Corpse"she said turning off the slide show.
"And his adorable family. You took me in. You accepted me. But did any of you love me?really love me?"She asked
"Hands" Daddy said....nobody raised their hand.
"So I-I killed.So I maimed.So I destroyed one innocent life after another.Arent I a human being?Dont I yern and...ache and shop?Dont I dererve love?...and jewelry?"Deb said.
I looked at Tom with sadness.I didnt think..this would be it.Our love put so shortly.He gave me a look tht just said he loved me.I sighed sadly.So this was it...hwo pathetic.She walked to the switch
"Adieu, mon cher" Mother said
"Adios, cara mia" Daddy said holdiong her hand. I looked at Tom again
"I'll see you on the other side darling"Tom said holding my hand gently. I smile sadly at him
"Until then.Our love goes on even in death" I said
"Debbie, let them go. Take me and my money.For what I've done I deserve to die"Uncle Fester said. She rolled her eyes shaking her head then smiled at us
"Sorry"She said quick and casual then she perked up
"Good bye everybody!Wish me luck"She said
"Good luck" we all said to her then she pulled the switch but
"I suggest you stay back...he's very sick"I said seeing Tom come in
"How sick?"Tom asked standing next to me
"Oh no..." Tom said then my parents rushed in. They saw Pubert was a blonde baby with rosey pink cheeks and pretty blue eyes. Daddy passed out and thankfull Tom caught him and set him down. Mother and I starred in worry. So we took him down to Grandmother and she began to chant
"Bone and Brine!" Grandmother said but the baby giggled
"Bone and brine!" she said again in frustration.
"Well he's stubborn.It works on cats!" Grandmother said
"What are we going to do?" I said with worry.
"Is it hopeless?" Daddy said with worry. Grandmother began to look through her book.
"Here it is...Chapter 18 Infant Possessions"Grandmother said.My eyes widened in worry and shock.
"He's possessed?"Tom asked worried too
"Warning signs -- severe alterations in appearance and personality. Such alterations can be permanent"grandmother said.I gasped gripping Tom's hand.
"Permanet?Those golden curls?"Mother said with worry
"Those rosey cheeks?"Daddy asked
"That smile?"Mother said
"These terrifying changes are most often the result of a troubled family life. Seperations --"
"Seperations? You mean-" Daddy started
"Fester" Mother said
"Bingo! The kid knows that something is not right around here. Unless Fester comes back we're talkin dimples"Grandmother said.I shook at the very thought
"Not in this house"Daddy ordered
"He could stay this way for years... forever.He could become...a lawyer..."
"No.."I said with tears in the corner of my eyes.
"An orthadontist" grandmother went on
Mama, stop!" Mother said as Daddy walked a little away.
"President" she finished. Tom hel me as I looked away worried sick
"Please!I beg you!Take me!"Daddy said crying.
For the while...we didnt know what to do...by while...I mean hours. Daddy was in bed crying..singing songs that were not so cheerful...well in our world anyways
"My child is sick...and my husband is dying...." Mother said sadly as I walked in with Tom
"We cant just let him die Mother...we have to end Debbie" I said with a few tears falling.
"What should we do?" Mother asked grandmother.
"Well you have a black dress" grandmother said. I saw my Mother slip a tear for the first time...
"My family is falling apart"I said sitting on the bed
"Darling..."
Tom said holding me close.I was out of it...this couldnt be the end...it just couldnt be...then just before my eyes, Fester came running in
"Gomez!" He said dropping to his knees.
"Fester!" Grandmother, Tom and Mother said.
"Fester?Where is Fester?" Daddy asked
"He's right here Daddy."I said
"It's me Gomez.Ive tried to be someone Im not.I live in shame...and the suburbs"Uncle Fester said
"You belong to Debbie dont you?I mean you are her love toy you did turn into Mr. Debbie"I said bitterly. He looked at me with sadness. He knew he hurt me bad. He was my uncle after all. He shot up
"I am an Addams!"He yelled.I starred in shock then smiled
"Uncle Fester!"I said hugging him.He smiled hugging back
"You've been terribly missed" I said sniffling
"I've been terribly missing you all" He said then I let go and Daddy and Uncle Fester hugged
"Fester!"Daddy said as they hugged and then Wednesday and Pugsley ran in
"Uncle Fester!"Pugsly said
"Howd u guys get home?"I said hugging Pugsley and Wednesday. She only hugs our family.
"Children" Uncle Fester said and hugged Pugsley
"You sent us to camp"Wednesday said bitterly. Daddy's smile dropped
"They made us sing"Wednesday said. Mother looked at Daddy and I looked at Tom...Wednesday finally gave in and hugged Uncle Fester.
"My own dear family.How I've missed all of you" Uncle Fester said as Wednesday and Pugsley hugged Mother and Daddy
"Our whole family...-" I started
"Together at last" Tom finished kissing me gently.
"4 generations.Above ground"Mother said smiling
"In-Laws!" We heard and all of our smiles dropped as Debbie was at the door holding a gun.
(time skip)
"I dont wanna hurt any body. I dont enjoy hurting anybody.I dont like guns or bombs or electric chairs,but sometimes people just wont listen.So I have to use persuasion...and slides" Debbie said. She had put us all in electric chairs..and put up a white screen for us to see something on a projector.
First a couple infront of a house showed up
"My parents. Sharon and Dave.Generous, doting, or were they? All I ever wanted was a ballerina Barbie in her pretty pink tutu.My birthday" She clicked the button and showed a girl Im sure was to be her at Wednesday's age with a bunch of presents.
"I was 10 and do you know what they got me?Malibu Barbie"She said angrily
"Malibu Barbie" Mother said
"The nightmare" Daddy said
"The nerve" Mother said. I thought this whole thing was amusing to be honest.
"That's not what I wanted.That's not who I was.I was a ballerina.Graceful,delicate.They had to go" She said clicking a button and up showed a house in flames. She clicked the button again and showed an old doctor man.
"My first husband, the heart surgeon.All day long, coronaries,transplants"Debbie said
"What about your needs?"Grandmother said
"Sorry about dinner, Deb.The pope has a cold"She said and clicked the button, showing the doctor scarred and a shadow reflection of an axe.
"An axe.That takes me back" Grandmother said smiling. I looked at her like -seriously- but with a small smile.
"Husband number two - - The senator. He loved his state. He loved his country" she said
"What about you?"I said smirking
"Sorry Debbie. No mercedes this year. We have to set an example.Oh yeah? Set this!"She yelled clicking the button and seeing the man infront of a garage with his hand out looking like he was about to get ran over...Im sure he did...then finally a picture of Uncle Fester
"My latest husband.My late husband Fester"She said calmly
"The fool" Uncle Fester said
"The Corpse"she said turning off the slide show.
"And his adorable family. You took me in. You accepted me. But did any of you love me?really love me?"She asked
"Hands" Daddy said....nobody raised their hand.
"So I-I killed.So I maimed.So I destroyed one innocent life after another.Arent I a human being?Dont I yern and...ache and shop?Dont I dererve love?...and jewelry?"Deb said.
I looked at Tom with sadness.I didnt think..this would be it.Our love put so shortly.He gave me a look tht just said he loved me.I sighed sadly.So this was it...hwo pathetic.She walked to the switch
"Adieu, mon cher" Mother said
"Adios, cara mia" Daddy said holdiong her hand. I looked at Tom again
"I'll see you on the other side darling"Tom said holding my hand gently. I smile sadly at him
"Until then.Our love goes on even in death" I said
"Debbie, let them go. Take me and my money.For what I've done I deserve to die"Uncle Fester said. She rolled her eyes shaking her head then smiled at us
"Sorry"She said quick and casual then she perked up
"Good bye everybody!Wish me luck"She said
"Good luck" we all said to her then she pulled the switch but