Wait, My Brother Is Who?

I woke up to someone slapping me in the back.
I looked over to see Mike.
i sat up.
"what the fuck" i said to myself.
he turned to his side and i heard soft snores again.
i got up off of the best and walked to the table.
i picked up my phone and checked the time.
8 AM.
late enough
i walked to the couch and saw Tony.
i sighed
I told him i would sleep on the couch.
i grabbed his hand and pulled him off of the couch and he fell on the floor.
"ow, fuck!"
he looked up at me
"what the fuck?"
"i told you i was going to sleep on the fucking couch"
he stood up.
"you did, for about an hour."
i sighed
"i meant the whole night, dumbass"
he smiled
"get over it"
"i can already tell you guys are siblings" Mike said while standing up.
"SHUT UP!" Jaime yelled
Vic just turned over.
Jaime sighed and sat up
"i see your plan didn't work?" he asked Tony
"what plan?" i asked
Tony sighed
"i planned on waking up before you and putting you back on the couch so you would PUSH ME OFF THE FUCKING COUCH!"
"i didn't push, i pulled"
Jaime laughed
"but it's Mikes fault i woke up" i said
"how?" he asked
"because you hit my in the fucking back"
"oh"
Vic sighed and sat up
"i see there is no going back to sleep" he said
"nope" i said while shaking my head.
"i want food" Jaime said
"mm food" i said
"get dressed" Tony said while ruffling my hair
"YOU ARE FIXING TO BE A DEAD TURTLE!" i yelled
Vic and Mike chuckled
"don't touch my hair, i don't give a fuck how fucked up it may look right now"
"you cuss a lot for your age"
"yep"
i picked up my bag and walked to the bathroom.