Wait, My Brother Is Who?

i put my headphones in my ears as Let Live by Of Mice & Men started playing.
right now we are in the car heading to the hotel.
"What are you listening to?" Jaime asked while pulling the head phone out of my ear.
(Tony is driving, Mike is in the passenger seat, Dylan is in the middle, Vic is on my left, Jaime is on my left.)
"Of Mice & Men"
he smirked
"good music taste kid" he said
"i swear to god, if you call me a kid i will cut your dick off and shove it down your throat"
Vic chuckled
"damn" Mike sighed
Tony was smirking
Jaime was just looking at me with wide eyes.
"yep, she's related to Vic, not Tony" he said
"wait, then that means she is my sister too" Mike said
"well she is feisty.." Jaime started
i just shook my head and laughed
"why are you laughing Squirtle?" Vic asked
"no reason"
"well, i'll cut your dick off and shove it down YOUR throat" Jaime said
"and? that's all you got? stealing my line nigga. fuck you"
he laughed
"and my dick is probably bigger than yours" i added
"you sure about that?" he asked
"yes, want to compare?"
everyone started laughing
"YOU FUCKING PERVERT!" Vic shouted
"yes."
"IT TAKES A PERVERT TO KNOW ONE YOU NASTY FUCKS!" i added
"ok. ok. stop shouting in the car you deaf fucks" Tony said
"oh, you're not deaf yet?" i asked
he chuckled
"damnit, i failed" i added
"oh my fucking god, i love you already" Jaime said while throwing his arms over my shoulders