Status: BY THE WAY, Not everything in this story needs to be taken seriously, It was made by a bunch of 9th graders who were bored at school!
Kingdom 9 Act 1
Scene 17
Scene 17
IT IS NIGHT. THE BALL IS ABOUT TO BEGIN. DWARFI BRINGS UP HER BOX TO ANNOUNCE THE BALL HAS STARTED ALONG WITH NICK STANDING NEXT TO HER.
DWARFI: Come now come one come all! The queens ball is about to begin! HEAR ME HEAR ME! The
queens ball is about to begin!
WE ZOOM INTO THE CASTLE FADING INTO A BUNCH OF PEOPLE SOCIALIZING INSIDE.
(SEXY VAMPIRE, ORC, SPACEWOLF,SLENDERDUDE WITH HIS MASK, DUSTYNN, HARRIET, KIM KAM, ASSASSIN SAM, SAMCON, GATEKEEPER, DWARFI, NICK, WHITE TIGER SNOWMAN KING, EPIC COOK, THE SHADOW, RACHEL, PIXI BEKAH, CHAOS, GREEN GOBLIN, HEADLESS HORSEMAN, GEORGE THE GIANT, NUKE GUY)
TIM, THE QUEEN, AND LUCIE ARE NOT TO BE FOUND.
DUSTYNN RUNS AROUND SEXY VAMPIRE AND SLENDERDUDE FOLLOW HIM.
SLENDERDUDE: DUSTYNN! Slow down!
DUSTYNN STOPS.
SEXY VAMPIRE: Chill out man!
DUSTYNN: I cant. I mean cmon the queen is out of sight we need to go find Gold!
SLENDERDUDE: WOooahhh Boy!
SEXY VAMPIRE: The queen is actually letting us go free and you want to cross her?!
DUSTYNN: If it’s for Goldy Ok!
SLENDERDUDE: Oh come on!
SV: Yeah this is beginning to sound like a cheesy romance movie.
SLENDERDUDE: Yeah! So cliché!
DUSTYNN: Still a better love story then twilight.
They pause.
SLENDERDUDE AND SV: Ahhh that’s trueee!
DUSTYNN: Well anyway I’m going to find her. And if you don’t want to help me then don’t!
SEXY VAMPIRE AND SLENDERDUDE LOOK AT EACHOTHER AND SIGH.
SV: We will watch the door.
DUSTYNN: Thank you!
DUSTYNN RUNS THROUGH A DOOR AS SLENDER AND SV STAND OUTSIDE OF IT.
NOW FOCUSING ON KING KAM, ASSASSIN SAM, HARRIET AND PIXI BEKAH.
HARRIET SIGHS LOOKING AROUND AT ALL THE ALCOHOL.
HARRIET: This place is filled with Alcohol! Where is the sense with these people!
KING KAM: Well complain all you want Harriet. I’m going to enjoy myself!
PIXI BEKAH: I’d just so do that too!
HARRIET SIGHS.
HARRIET: Fine. Do that then.
NOW FOCUSING ON DWARFI GETTING OFF HER BOX NICK SHAKES HIS HEAD.
NICK: What a job huh?
DWARFI: YEP!
NICK SUDDENLY SEES WHITE TIGER SNOWMAN KING.
NICK: I cant believe it…
DWARFI: Hm?
NICK: Look! Its him! The snowman king I told you about!
NICK POINTS AT SK.
DWARFI: Woah really?!
SK TURNS AROUND TO SEE NICK POINTING AT HIM.
SK: Hello there dwarf man, have I seen you before?
NICK AND DWARFI BOW.
NICK: Hello snowman king, I am one of your servants in the ice kingdom.
SK: Oh yes your one of the blacksmith workers there correct?
NICK: Yes.
SK LOOKS OVER AT DWARFI.
NICK: And allow me to introduce you to my sister, Dwarfi.
SK: Hello Dwarfi.
DWARFI: Hello snowman King. What brings you here?
SK: I’m the queens distant cousin….sadly…Shes quite the tiring family member…
DWARFI: HA! Says the DISTANT COUSIN! Your lucky your not in my shoes. Im her servant!
SK: OH That’s…bad…I’m sorry. How did this happen?
DWARFI: Um, I was working as a barmaid this one time, the queen came in and thought I looked cute, so she dragged me out of there and I ended up to be her servant. Quite the story huh?
SK: Oh…Dear….AHEM!! That’s a shame…Well I uh haven’t heard about you much Dwarfi I apologize.
Dwarfi laughs.
DWARFI: Its all good.
ELEMENTAL HEADLESS HORSEMAN WALKS BY. DWARFI, SK, AND NICK STARE.
DWARFI: Is it just me or did I just see a guy with no head???
NOW FOCUSING ON HEADLESS HORSEMAN WHO FINDS GEORGE THE GIANT SEATED ON A CHAIR.
HEADLESS HORSEMAN SPEAKS IN HIS WHISPERED VOICE.
HH: Geeorge….
GEORGE: Hey Joe!
HH: Helloo…..
GEORGE: Surprise finding you here.
HH: I came…for the free cookies…
EPIC COOK WALKS AROUND BEHIND THEM WITH A PLATE OF COOKIES
EPIC COOK: FREE COOOKIES! FREE COOKIES HERE!
CHAOS SUDDENLY RUNS TO HER AND SWIPES THE PLATE OF COOKIES AS HE RUNS AWAY.
CHAOS: MAUAHAHHAHAHAA MINE!
EPIC COOK: WHYYY YOOUUUUU!
EPIC COOK RUNS AFTER CHAOS. NUKE GUY SUDDENLY RUNS AFTER CHAOS AS WELL
NUKE GUY: LETS NUKE HIMM!
WE RETURN BACK TO GEORGE ANSWERING HEADLESS HORSEMAN.
GEORGE: Me too!
THEY HIGH FIVE AS HEADLESS HORSEMAN TAKES A SEAT NEXT TO GEORGE.
IN WALKS THE SHADOW, RACHEL AND GREEN GOBLIN. RACHEL SEES GEORGE AND HEADLESS
HORSEMAN.
RACHEL: Hey crew! Look who it is!
GREEN GOBLIN: Well weeelll…If it isn’t the giant and one of the masters minions…
SHADOW: What brings you here?
GEORGE AND HH: Free cookies.
IN THE BACKGROUND RUNS EPIC COOK AND NUKE GUY RUNNING AFTER CHAOS SOME MORE.
EPIC COOK: RETURN THOSE COOKIEEEES!
NUKE GUY: NUUKE HIMMM!
THEY DISAPEER AGAIN.
RACHEL: Awh yeah! Same here bros!
RACHEL HIGH FIVES THEM.
RACHEL: I’m also here for the show.
GG: You’re here to see the queens pole dancers?!!
RACHEL: NO. I’m talking about the Wiz’s sho- Wait pole dancers?! What do you mea-
RACHEL GETS INTERRUPTED BY LOUD MUSIC THAT SAMCON IS PLAYING AND JOHNNY BOY READING HIS SCRIPT ON THE MIC.
JOHNNY BOR (READING) :I hate my job. LADIES…AND GENTS…Please…d…dirige? Oh okay. Please dirige yourselves to the stage and let us begin…the show…next paper please?
EVERYONE WALKS NEAR THE STAGE, JOHNNY BOY GETS HANDED THE NEXT PAPER.
JOHNNY BOY (STILL READING): Now to introduce our dancers for the night…from a far away unknown land…The pencil master…Tim…Mayayay….oh mayaya? Tim…mayaya…compact-disk, and her krusty….best friend…oh wait that says trusty… Sorry, her *trusty* best friend with the flutter wings….pixi…lulu…You guys can come in now.
ENTER PIXI LULU AND TIM MAYAYA WEARING SOME AWKWARD OUTFIT AND STIFFENLY WALKING ON
THE STAGE FREEZING UP OF EMBARASSEMENT AS THE SONG SEXY BACK BEGINS TO PLAY.
TIM: LUCIE WHAT DO WE-
LUCIE: I DON’T KNOW! THIS IS TERRIBLE!
LUCIE AND TIM BEGIN TO CRY FALLING DOWN ON THEIR KNEES.
LUCIE AND TIM: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
JOHNNY BOY (READING SOME MORE): Okay ladies…now…to introduce the star of the show…the great…goddess…of beauty and…justice…the queen of…sexy…and uh….Okay give it up for the evil perv queen…
ENTER EVIL PERV QUEEN BLINDING EVERYONE WITH HER INAPROPRIATE CLOTHING.
EPQ: I’M BRINGING SEXY BACK BABY!
THE AUDIENCE SCREAMS IN TERROR.
EPQ: OKAY! Tim and Lulu you smexy girls! Start pole dancing for me!
TIM STANDS UP LOOKING AROUND AWKWARDLY.
TIM: Uhh…there are no poles…
EPQ: WHAT?!
EPQ LOOKS AROUND.
EPQ: JOHNNY BOY WHERE ARE THE POLES?!
JOHHNY BOY: Uh…what?
EPQ: There are no poles! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO MY SEXY DANCE WITH NO POLES?!
KING KAMERMANS STEPS UP ON THE STAGE.
KK: And thus people of kingdom 9, even the queen fails at making a simple pole dancing show, which is
why you should elect I, The awesome king kamermans over this fail of a queen.
EPQ: HEY WAIT ONE SECOND KING KAMERMANIAC!
KK: Yes perverted one?
EPQ: GET OFF MY STAGE! THIS IS MY SPOTLIGHT!
KK: Sorry shorty its mine now.
EPQ: OK BUB!
KK: Actually its Ben.
EPQ: WHATEVER! HOWABOUT we talk about our problems somewhere a little more private?!
KK LOOKS AT ASSASSIN SAM. ASSASSIN SAM NODS.
KK: Alright fine. Five minutes.
EPQ: Alright, this way then…
EXIT KK AND EPQ.
MAYAYA AND LUCIE FREEZE ON THE STAGE. MAYAYA LOOKS AT THE CROWD AWKWARDLY.
MAYAYA: So how y’all doin?
GATEKEEPER: I think you can get off the stage now…
LUCIE: NO SHISCABOB!
LUCIE JUMPS OFF THE STAGE WITH MAYAYA.
MAYAYA: Yeah! Thanks for nothing you traitor!
GATEKEEPER: I am no traitor! I was only doing my job!
LUCIE: THAT’S WHAT THEY ALL SAY!
GATEKEEPER SIGHS.
END OF SCENE 17
IT IS NIGHT. THE BALL IS ABOUT TO BEGIN. DWARFI BRINGS UP HER BOX TO ANNOUNCE THE BALL HAS STARTED ALONG WITH NICK STANDING NEXT TO HER.
DWARFI: Come now come one come all! The queens ball is about to begin! HEAR ME HEAR ME! The
queens ball is about to begin!
WE ZOOM INTO THE CASTLE FADING INTO A BUNCH OF PEOPLE SOCIALIZING INSIDE.
(SEXY VAMPIRE, ORC, SPACEWOLF,SLENDERDUDE WITH HIS MASK, DUSTYNN, HARRIET, KIM KAM, ASSASSIN SAM, SAMCON, GATEKEEPER, DWARFI, NICK, WHITE TIGER SNOWMAN KING, EPIC COOK, THE SHADOW, RACHEL, PIXI BEKAH, CHAOS, GREEN GOBLIN, HEADLESS HORSEMAN, GEORGE THE GIANT, NUKE GUY)
TIM, THE QUEEN, AND LUCIE ARE NOT TO BE FOUND.
DUSTYNN RUNS AROUND SEXY VAMPIRE AND SLENDERDUDE FOLLOW HIM.
SLENDERDUDE: DUSTYNN! Slow down!
DUSTYNN STOPS.
SEXY VAMPIRE: Chill out man!
DUSTYNN: I cant. I mean cmon the queen is out of sight we need to go find Gold!
SLENDERDUDE: WOooahhh Boy!
SEXY VAMPIRE: The queen is actually letting us go free and you want to cross her?!
DUSTYNN: If it’s for Goldy Ok!
SLENDERDUDE: Oh come on!
SV: Yeah this is beginning to sound like a cheesy romance movie.
SLENDERDUDE: Yeah! So cliché!
DUSTYNN: Still a better love story then twilight.
They pause.
SLENDERDUDE AND SV: Ahhh that’s trueee!
DUSTYNN: Well anyway I’m going to find her. And if you don’t want to help me then don’t!
SEXY VAMPIRE AND SLENDERDUDE LOOK AT EACHOTHER AND SIGH.
SV: We will watch the door.
DUSTYNN: Thank you!
DUSTYNN RUNS THROUGH A DOOR AS SLENDER AND SV STAND OUTSIDE OF IT.
NOW FOCUSING ON KING KAM, ASSASSIN SAM, HARRIET AND PIXI BEKAH.
HARRIET SIGHS LOOKING AROUND AT ALL THE ALCOHOL.
HARRIET: This place is filled with Alcohol! Where is the sense with these people!
KING KAM: Well complain all you want Harriet. I’m going to enjoy myself!
PIXI BEKAH: I’d just so do that too!
HARRIET SIGHS.
HARRIET: Fine. Do that then.
NOW FOCUSING ON DWARFI GETTING OFF HER BOX NICK SHAKES HIS HEAD.
NICK: What a job huh?
DWARFI: YEP!
NICK SUDDENLY SEES WHITE TIGER SNOWMAN KING.
NICK: I cant believe it…
DWARFI: Hm?
NICK: Look! Its him! The snowman king I told you about!
NICK POINTS AT SK.
DWARFI: Woah really?!
SK TURNS AROUND TO SEE NICK POINTING AT HIM.
SK: Hello there dwarf man, have I seen you before?
NICK AND DWARFI BOW.
NICK: Hello snowman king, I am one of your servants in the ice kingdom.
SK: Oh yes your one of the blacksmith workers there correct?
NICK: Yes.
SK LOOKS OVER AT DWARFI.
NICK: And allow me to introduce you to my sister, Dwarfi.
SK: Hello Dwarfi.
DWARFI: Hello snowman King. What brings you here?
SK: I’m the queens distant cousin….sadly…Shes quite the tiring family member…
DWARFI: HA! Says the DISTANT COUSIN! Your lucky your not in my shoes. Im her servant!
SK: OH That’s…bad…I’m sorry. How did this happen?
DWARFI: Um, I was working as a barmaid this one time, the queen came in and thought I looked cute, so she dragged me out of there and I ended up to be her servant. Quite the story huh?
SK: Oh…Dear….AHEM!! That’s a shame…Well I uh haven’t heard about you much Dwarfi I apologize.
Dwarfi laughs.
DWARFI: Its all good.
ELEMENTAL HEADLESS HORSEMAN WALKS BY. DWARFI, SK, AND NICK STARE.
DWARFI: Is it just me or did I just see a guy with no head???
NOW FOCUSING ON HEADLESS HORSEMAN WHO FINDS GEORGE THE GIANT SEATED ON A CHAIR.
HEADLESS HORSEMAN SPEAKS IN HIS WHISPERED VOICE.
HH: Geeorge….
GEORGE: Hey Joe!
HH: Helloo…..
GEORGE: Surprise finding you here.
HH: I came…for the free cookies…
EPIC COOK WALKS AROUND BEHIND THEM WITH A PLATE OF COOKIES
EPIC COOK: FREE COOOKIES! FREE COOKIES HERE!
CHAOS SUDDENLY RUNS TO HER AND SWIPES THE PLATE OF COOKIES AS HE RUNS AWAY.
CHAOS: MAUAHAHHAHAHAA MINE!
EPIC COOK: WHYYY YOOUUUUU!
EPIC COOK RUNS AFTER CHAOS. NUKE GUY SUDDENLY RUNS AFTER CHAOS AS WELL
NUKE GUY: LETS NUKE HIMM!
WE RETURN BACK TO GEORGE ANSWERING HEADLESS HORSEMAN.
GEORGE: Me too!
THEY HIGH FIVE AS HEADLESS HORSEMAN TAKES A SEAT NEXT TO GEORGE.
IN WALKS THE SHADOW, RACHEL AND GREEN GOBLIN. RACHEL SEES GEORGE AND HEADLESS
HORSEMAN.
RACHEL: Hey crew! Look who it is!
GREEN GOBLIN: Well weeelll…If it isn’t the giant and one of the masters minions…
SHADOW: What brings you here?
GEORGE AND HH: Free cookies.
IN THE BACKGROUND RUNS EPIC COOK AND NUKE GUY RUNNING AFTER CHAOS SOME MORE.
EPIC COOK: RETURN THOSE COOKIEEEES!
NUKE GUY: NUUKE HIMMM!
THEY DISAPEER AGAIN.
RACHEL: Awh yeah! Same here bros!
RACHEL HIGH FIVES THEM.
RACHEL: I’m also here for the show.
GG: You’re here to see the queens pole dancers?!!
RACHEL: NO. I’m talking about the Wiz’s sho- Wait pole dancers?! What do you mea-
RACHEL GETS INTERRUPTED BY LOUD MUSIC THAT SAMCON IS PLAYING AND JOHNNY BOY READING HIS SCRIPT ON THE MIC.
JOHNNY BOR (READING) :I hate my job. LADIES…AND GENTS…Please…d…dirige? Oh okay. Please dirige yourselves to the stage and let us begin…the show…next paper please?
EVERYONE WALKS NEAR THE STAGE, JOHNNY BOY GETS HANDED THE NEXT PAPER.
JOHNNY BOY (STILL READING): Now to introduce our dancers for the night…from a far away unknown land…The pencil master…Tim…Mayayay….oh mayaya? Tim…mayaya…compact-disk, and her krusty….best friend…oh wait that says trusty… Sorry, her *trusty* best friend with the flutter wings….pixi…lulu…You guys can come in now.
ENTER PIXI LULU AND TIM MAYAYA WEARING SOME AWKWARD OUTFIT AND STIFFENLY WALKING ON
THE STAGE FREEZING UP OF EMBARASSEMENT AS THE SONG SEXY BACK BEGINS TO PLAY.
TIM: LUCIE WHAT DO WE-
LUCIE: I DON’T KNOW! THIS IS TERRIBLE!
LUCIE AND TIM BEGIN TO CRY FALLING DOWN ON THEIR KNEES.
LUCIE AND TIM: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
JOHNNY BOY (READING SOME MORE): Okay ladies…now…to introduce the star of the show…the great…goddess…of beauty and…justice…the queen of…sexy…and uh….Okay give it up for the evil perv queen…
ENTER EVIL PERV QUEEN BLINDING EVERYONE WITH HER INAPROPRIATE CLOTHING.
EPQ: I’M BRINGING SEXY BACK BABY!
THE AUDIENCE SCREAMS IN TERROR.
EPQ: OKAY! Tim and Lulu you smexy girls! Start pole dancing for me!
TIM STANDS UP LOOKING AROUND AWKWARDLY.
TIM: Uhh…there are no poles…
EPQ: WHAT?!
EPQ LOOKS AROUND.
EPQ: JOHNNY BOY WHERE ARE THE POLES?!
JOHHNY BOY: Uh…what?
EPQ: There are no poles! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO MY SEXY DANCE WITH NO POLES?!
KING KAMERMANS STEPS UP ON THE STAGE.
KK: And thus people of kingdom 9, even the queen fails at making a simple pole dancing show, which is
why you should elect I, The awesome king kamermans over this fail of a queen.
EPQ: HEY WAIT ONE SECOND KING KAMERMANIAC!
KK: Yes perverted one?
EPQ: GET OFF MY STAGE! THIS IS MY SPOTLIGHT!
KK: Sorry shorty its mine now.
EPQ: OK BUB!
KK: Actually its Ben.
EPQ: WHATEVER! HOWABOUT we talk about our problems somewhere a little more private?!
KK LOOKS AT ASSASSIN SAM. ASSASSIN SAM NODS.
KK: Alright fine. Five minutes.
EPQ: Alright, this way then…
EXIT KK AND EPQ.
MAYAYA AND LUCIE FREEZE ON THE STAGE. MAYAYA LOOKS AT THE CROWD AWKWARDLY.
MAYAYA: So how y’all doin?
GATEKEEPER: I think you can get off the stage now…
LUCIE: NO SHISCABOB!
LUCIE JUMPS OFF THE STAGE WITH MAYAYA.
MAYAYA: Yeah! Thanks for nothing you traitor!
GATEKEEPER: I am no traitor! I was only doing my job!
LUCIE: THAT’S WHAT THEY ALL SAY!
GATEKEEPER SIGHS.
END OF SCENE 17