Status: BY THE WAY, Not everything in this story needs to be taken seriously, It was made by a bunch of 9th graders who were bored at school!
Kingdom 9 Act 1
Scene 16
SCENE 16
Dustynn,Lucie, Mayaya,Sexy vampire, slenderdude, orc and spacewolf are sitting in a prison celllar.
LUCIE: She was lying! That BEOTCH was lying!
ORC: Yes we know, you’ve been talking about it for the past five hours Pixie...
SPACEWOLF: Yeah! Spacewolf got a headache now, Geesh!
Lucie: This is just terrible!
DUSTYNN: And Goldy’s under that queen’s spell!
SLENDERDUDE: Yeah you’ve also been talking about that for the past five hours…
SEXY VAMPIRE: Hey! Is she gonna kill us or what? Shes gonna kill us right? I have nothing to worry about like the queen showing me her cheese collection?
MAYAYA: Hey but….arent you a vampire?
SV: Well yeah, obviously.
MAYAYA: Then…cant you…not die?
SV FREEZES.
SV: …oh no….
Lucie: OH YES!
MAYAYA: I guess there’s no escape for you Vamps.
SEXY VAMPIRE SIGHS HIDING HIS FACE WITH HIS HANDS.
SEXY VAMPIRE:….Dear god…
DUSTYNN SIGHS CLENCHING ON SOMETHING.
MAYAYA: Dustynn, What’s that?
DUSTYNN LOOKS DOWN SHOWING IT OFF, A DARK KEY CHAINED AROUND HIS NECK.
DUSTYNN: Its just my key.
LUCIE: Could it open the lock out of here?!
Dustynn: No…I don’t know what it unlocks, but’ I’ve had it forever. When I was younger A strange man from the kingdom got lost in the Dark forest. He wanted to leave somewhere far away for some reason. I helped him find a way out of the forest, and then he gave it to me, saying that one day I could use it over the most precious lock that he left behind…I still don’t know what he meant.
MAYAYA: Hm that’s odd.
SLENDERDUDE: What’s odd is he still wears it after all this time.
MAYAYA SIGHS.
MAYAYA: Well I just want to tell you all im sorry I got you guys into all this. Especially you Orcy and Spacewolf. You have no reason to be here in the cellar with us.
ORC: No need to apologize Tim.
SPACEWOLF: YEAH! Spacewolf!
ENTER EVIL PERV QUEEN.
EPQ: ALLLRIGHTY! PUNISHMENT TIME!
EVERYONE BACKS AWAY TO THE WALL, EPQ PICKS OUT
SLENDERDUDE AND SEXY VAMPIRE.
EPQ: YOU TWO! Time to take a look at my CHEESE COLLECTION!
EVERYONE GASPS.
SLENDER AND SV: NONONONONNONONONOOOO
LUCIE CRIES AS SLENDERDUDE AND SEXY VAMPIRE ARE DRAGGED AWAY.
LUCIE: The poor souls!!!
**WE NOW TURN TO A DOOR LEADING TO THE QUEENS CHEESE COLLECTION.**
SSLENDERDUDE: NONONONONONONOOO!
SV: OH NOO! DEAR GOD NOOO!
EPQ: HUSH! Your sure to enjoy this…
SLENDER AND SV: NOOOOOOOOOO!
EPQ KICKS THE DOOR OPEN. SLENDY AND SV FREEZE TO NOTICE….
SV:….Its actually cheese?!?!
SLENDERDUDE: The cheese …Is actually cheese?!?!
EPQ: The best cheese of all! Come taste boys!
SV AND SLENDERDUDE AWKWARDLY TAKE A SEAT WITH EPQ TO
EAT THE CHEESE.
SLENDERDUDE:…Well….this is weird..
SV: Soo…this is your famous…cheese collection?
EPQ: PPSHHHHH Obviously.
THEY BEGIN TO EAT
SLENDERDUDE: I was actually afraid of this!
EPQ: You too? Everyone seems to avoid my cheese for some reason.
SV:…Its really good!
SLENDERDUDE NODS. “HMM HMM!”
EPQ: Well im glad you kiddos like it!
SV: You know miss queen evil perv, I think I misjudged you all this
time!
SLENDERDUDE: Same here!
EPQ (GIGGLING): Oh boys stop it! Your too kind hehehe! Had enough cheese?
SV: Yes thank you.
EPQ: Good. Now let’s move on, would you boys like to see my
Corn collection?
SLENDERDUDE: CORN? YES PLEASE!
SV: I didn’t even know having a corn collection was possible!
EPQ MOTIONS THEM TO THE NEXT DOOR, SHE KICKS IT OPEN TO
SHOW A ROOM FILLED WITH MOVIE TAPES.
SV:….what is this?
SLENDERDUDE PICKS UP ONE OF THE TAPES. HE LOOKS AT IT
CURIOUSLY.
SLENDERDUDE: What is this?
EPQ GRABS THE TAPE OUT OF HIS HANDS.
EPQ: OOH this one? Good choice!
EPQ SITS DOWN PUTTING IT INTO A TAPE RECORDER AND
GRABBING A BAG OF POPCORN. SEXY VAMPIRE AND
SLENDERDUDE’S EYES WIDEN WITH THE SOUND OF UNCOMMON ODD NOISES PLAYING FROM THE RECORDER.
SLENDERDUDE: WAIT A SECOND!
SEXY VAMPIRE: THIS ISNT CORN THIS IS P-
SV AND SLENDERDUDE LOOK AT EACHOTHER FREEZING, AND THEN SCREAM IN TERROR.
*SKIPPING TO A FEW HOURS LATER, SLENDERDUDE AND SEXY VAMPIRE ARE BACK IN THE CELLAR SPEAKING OF WHAT THEY SAW.*
SLENDERDUDE IS CROUCHING UP AND DOWN.
SLENDERDUDE: Think of a happy place…think of a happy place…
SV: So, she says, come see my….CORN…collection…But it really was-
MAYAYA: THAT SIR, IS AWFUL!
SLNDERDUDE: I’ll never be the same dammit!!!
ORC:…She really IS a perverted queen….
DUSTYNN STANDS UP.
DUSTYNN: We got to find a way out of here.
DUSTYN LOOKS AT MAYAYA.
DUSTYNN: Mayaya let me see that pencil.
MAYAYA HANDS THE PENCIL. DUSTYNN HOLDS IT.
DUSTYNN:…That’s pretty heavy…
MAYAYA: What are you planning to do?
DUSTYNNS REPLY IS INTERRUPTED BY THE INCOMING OF EVIL
PERV QUEEN AGAIN.
EPQ: Ohhh DARLIIIINGS….
LUCIE: OH NO! That means us! HIDE!
LUCIE AND MAYAYA RUN AROUND TO FIND A HIDING SPOT. EPQ
OPENS THE DOOR.
EPQ: Hello Tim and LULU!
LUCIE AND MAYAYA: HELLO?!
EPQ: My ball is tonight in only a few hours and I chose to choose a
choice my little friends.
DUSTYNN: Whats that?
EPQ: I’ve decided to decide the decision to let you all go.
EVERYONE: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
EPQ: BUT! You all must attend my ball bash!
EVERYONE: OK! CHEERS!
MAYAYA: So me and pixie lucie can just…go? To the party that is?
EPQ: Ohohoh no you two are still pole dancing.
SLENDERDUDE AND SV: YEAA-wait,…NEVERMIND.
LUCIE: NOOOOO! SHAAME ON YOU!
EPQ LAUGHS.
EPQ: Anyway so for now the rest of you stay to serve your time,
once the party your free but for now…
EPQ GRABS MAYAYA AND LUCIE BY THE EAR.
EPQ: Time to prepare cutie pies!
EPQ DRAGS THEM OUT.
****
WE ARE NOW IN A CLOSET. AN IMMENSE CLOSET. EVIL PERV QUEEN IS LOOKING FOR AN OUTFIT FOR PIXIE LUCIE AND
MAYAYA. DWARFI IS HELPING.
LUCIE: This is one big closet…
MAYAYA: Its huge…
EPQ: Yes I enjoy having rooms filled with clothing.
DWARFI: So where do we start my queen?
EPQ LOOKS THROUGH HER STUFF.
MAYAYA: Look, whatever well be wearing can it please be at least
a little appropriate?
EPQ: OK OK, Hows this?
EPQ BRINGS OUT A TINY LEATHER SKIRT WITH TWO STARS
LUCIE:…what is THAT?!
EPQ: Your outfit silly goose!
MAYAYA: OH HELL NAWW!
EPQ: What is it covering too much?
LUCIE AND MAYAYA: NOOOOO IT COVERS TO LITTLE!
EPQ: Oh ok. Then how’s….THIS!
EPQ BRINGS UP A LEATHER OUTFIT BARELY COVERING ANYTHING.
LUCIE AND MAYAYA: NOOOOOOO!
EPQ: FIINE THEEN! GEEZ DRAMA QUEENS MUCH?!
DWARFI: My queen!
EPQ: Yes?
DWARFI: I went through the trouble of shopping for some new clothing for the dancers. It’s new!
EPQ: ALRIGHT! Let’s see it!
DWARFI SLOWLY OPENS A SUITCASE TOWARDS ONLY THEM SO
ONLY THEY CAN SEE, EPQ CLAPS EXCITINGLY AS MAYAYA AND
LUCIE GASP.
FADE OUT END OF SCENE 16
Dustynn,Lucie, Mayaya,Sexy vampire, slenderdude, orc and spacewolf are sitting in a prison celllar.
LUCIE: She was lying! That BEOTCH was lying!
ORC: Yes we know, you’ve been talking about it for the past five hours Pixie...
SPACEWOLF: Yeah! Spacewolf got a headache now, Geesh!
Lucie: This is just terrible!
DUSTYNN: And Goldy’s under that queen’s spell!
SLENDERDUDE: Yeah you’ve also been talking about that for the past five hours…
SEXY VAMPIRE: Hey! Is she gonna kill us or what? Shes gonna kill us right? I have nothing to worry about like the queen showing me her cheese collection?
MAYAYA: Hey but….arent you a vampire?
SV: Well yeah, obviously.
MAYAYA: Then…cant you…not die?
SV FREEZES.
SV: …oh no….
Lucie: OH YES!
MAYAYA: I guess there’s no escape for you Vamps.
SEXY VAMPIRE SIGHS HIDING HIS FACE WITH HIS HANDS.
SEXY VAMPIRE:….Dear god…
DUSTYNN SIGHS CLENCHING ON SOMETHING.
MAYAYA: Dustynn, What’s that?
DUSTYNN LOOKS DOWN SHOWING IT OFF, A DARK KEY CHAINED AROUND HIS NECK.
DUSTYNN: Its just my key.
LUCIE: Could it open the lock out of here?!
Dustynn: No…I don’t know what it unlocks, but’ I’ve had it forever. When I was younger A strange man from the kingdom got lost in the Dark forest. He wanted to leave somewhere far away for some reason. I helped him find a way out of the forest, and then he gave it to me, saying that one day I could use it over the most precious lock that he left behind…I still don’t know what he meant.
MAYAYA: Hm that’s odd.
SLENDERDUDE: What’s odd is he still wears it after all this time.
MAYAYA SIGHS.
MAYAYA: Well I just want to tell you all im sorry I got you guys into all this. Especially you Orcy and Spacewolf. You have no reason to be here in the cellar with us.
ORC: No need to apologize Tim.
SPACEWOLF: YEAH! Spacewolf!
ENTER EVIL PERV QUEEN.
EPQ: ALLLRIGHTY! PUNISHMENT TIME!
EVERYONE BACKS AWAY TO THE WALL, EPQ PICKS OUT
SLENDERDUDE AND SEXY VAMPIRE.
EPQ: YOU TWO! Time to take a look at my CHEESE COLLECTION!
EVERYONE GASPS.
SLENDER AND SV: NONONONONNONONONOOOO
LUCIE CRIES AS SLENDERDUDE AND SEXY VAMPIRE ARE DRAGGED AWAY.
LUCIE: The poor souls!!!
**WE NOW TURN TO A DOOR LEADING TO THE QUEENS CHEESE COLLECTION.**
SSLENDERDUDE: NONONONONONONOOO!
SV: OH NOO! DEAR GOD NOOO!
EPQ: HUSH! Your sure to enjoy this…
SLENDER AND SV: NOOOOOOOOOO!
EPQ KICKS THE DOOR OPEN. SLENDY AND SV FREEZE TO NOTICE….
SV:….Its actually cheese?!?!
SLENDERDUDE: The cheese …Is actually cheese?!?!
EPQ: The best cheese of all! Come taste boys!
SV AND SLENDERDUDE AWKWARDLY TAKE A SEAT WITH EPQ TO
EAT THE CHEESE.
SLENDERDUDE:…Well….this is weird..
SV: Soo…this is your famous…cheese collection?
EPQ: PPSHHHHH Obviously.
THEY BEGIN TO EAT
SLENDERDUDE: I was actually afraid of this!
EPQ: You too? Everyone seems to avoid my cheese for some reason.
SV:…Its really good!
SLENDERDUDE NODS. “HMM HMM!”
EPQ: Well im glad you kiddos like it!
SV: You know miss queen evil perv, I think I misjudged you all this
time!
SLENDERDUDE: Same here!
EPQ (GIGGLING): Oh boys stop it! Your too kind hehehe! Had enough cheese?
SV: Yes thank you.
EPQ: Good. Now let’s move on, would you boys like to see my
Corn collection?
SLENDERDUDE: CORN? YES PLEASE!
SV: I didn’t even know having a corn collection was possible!
EPQ MOTIONS THEM TO THE NEXT DOOR, SHE KICKS IT OPEN TO
SHOW A ROOM FILLED WITH MOVIE TAPES.
SV:….what is this?
SLENDERDUDE PICKS UP ONE OF THE TAPES. HE LOOKS AT IT
CURIOUSLY.
SLENDERDUDE: What is this?
EPQ GRABS THE TAPE OUT OF HIS HANDS.
EPQ: OOH this one? Good choice!
EPQ SITS DOWN PUTTING IT INTO A TAPE RECORDER AND
GRABBING A BAG OF POPCORN. SEXY VAMPIRE AND
SLENDERDUDE’S EYES WIDEN WITH THE SOUND OF UNCOMMON ODD NOISES PLAYING FROM THE RECORDER.
SLENDERDUDE: WAIT A SECOND!
SEXY VAMPIRE: THIS ISNT CORN THIS IS P-
SV AND SLENDERDUDE LOOK AT EACHOTHER FREEZING, AND THEN SCREAM IN TERROR.
*SKIPPING TO A FEW HOURS LATER, SLENDERDUDE AND SEXY VAMPIRE ARE BACK IN THE CELLAR SPEAKING OF WHAT THEY SAW.*
SLENDERDUDE IS CROUCHING UP AND DOWN.
SLENDERDUDE: Think of a happy place…think of a happy place…
SV: So, she says, come see my….CORN…collection…But it really was-
MAYAYA: THAT SIR, IS AWFUL!
SLNDERDUDE: I’ll never be the same dammit!!!
ORC:…She really IS a perverted queen….
DUSTYNN STANDS UP.
DUSTYNN: We got to find a way out of here.
DUSTYN LOOKS AT MAYAYA.
DUSTYNN: Mayaya let me see that pencil.
MAYAYA HANDS THE PENCIL. DUSTYNN HOLDS IT.
DUSTYNN:…That’s pretty heavy…
MAYAYA: What are you planning to do?
DUSTYNNS REPLY IS INTERRUPTED BY THE INCOMING OF EVIL
PERV QUEEN AGAIN.
EPQ: Ohhh DARLIIIINGS….
LUCIE: OH NO! That means us! HIDE!
LUCIE AND MAYAYA RUN AROUND TO FIND A HIDING SPOT. EPQ
OPENS THE DOOR.
EPQ: Hello Tim and LULU!
LUCIE AND MAYAYA: HELLO?!
EPQ: My ball is tonight in only a few hours and I chose to choose a
choice my little friends.
DUSTYNN: Whats that?
EPQ: I’ve decided to decide the decision to let you all go.
EVERYONE: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
EPQ: BUT! You all must attend my ball bash!
EVERYONE: OK! CHEERS!
MAYAYA: So me and pixie lucie can just…go? To the party that is?
EPQ: Ohohoh no you two are still pole dancing.
SLENDERDUDE AND SV: YEAA-wait,…NEVERMIND.
LUCIE: NOOOOO! SHAAME ON YOU!
EPQ LAUGHS.
EPQ: Anyway so for now the rest of you stay to serve your time,
once the party your free but for now…
EPQ GRABS MAYAYA AND LUCIE BY THE EAR.
EPQ: Time to prepare cutie pies!
EPQ DRAGS THEM OUT.
****
WE ARE NOW IN A CLOSET. AN IMMENSE CLOSET. EVIL PERV QUEEN IS LOOKING FOR AN OUTFIT FOR PIXIE LUCIE AND
MAYAYA. DWARFI IS HELPING.
LUCIE: This is one big closet…
MAYAYA: Its huge…
EPQ: Yes I enjoy having rooms filled with clothing.
DWARFI: So where do we start my queen?
EPQ LOOKS THROUGH HER STUFF.
MAYAYA: Look, whatever well be wearing can it please be at least
a little appropriate?
EPQ: OK OK, Hows this?
EPQ BRINGS OUT A TINY LEATHER SKIRT WITH TWO STARS
LUCIE:…what is THAT?!
EPQ: Your outfit silly goose!
MAYAYA: OH HELL NAWW!
EPQ: What is it covering too much?
LUCIE AND MAYAYA: NOOOOO IT COVERS TO LITTLE!
EPQ: Oh ok. Then how’s….THIS!
EPQ BRINGS UP A LEATHER OUTFIT BARELY COVERING ANYTHING.
LUCIE AND MAYAYA: NOOOOOOO!
EPQ: FIINE THEEN! GEEZ DRAMA QUEENS MUCH?!
DWARFI: My queen!
EPQ: Yes?
DWARFI: I went through the trouble of shopping for some new clothing for the dancers. It’s new!
EPQ: ALRIGHT! Let’s see it!
DWARFI SLOWLY OPENS A SUITCASE TOWARDS ONLY THEM SO
ONLY THEY CAN SEE, EPQ CLAPS EXCITINGLY AS MAYAYA AND
LUCIE GASP.
FADE OUT END OF SCENE 16