Status: BY THE WAY, Not everything in this story needs to be taken seriously, It was made by a bunch of 9th graders who were bored at school!
Kingdom 9 Act 1
Scene 6
SCENE 6
BACK AT THE EVIL QUEENS CASTLE THE EVIL QUEEN IS LYING ON HER THRONE SPEAKING TO HER SERVANTS, DWARFI AND EPIC COOK.
EPQ: Alright its Monday ladies, MEAAANING….
COOK AND DWARFI (SIGHING): Evil Perv Queen Appreciation Day….
EPQ: Yeeeess! Now what have you gotten me Ladies?
EPIC COOK: OOH OOH! ME FIRST ME FIRST! OOH PICK ME!
EPQ: Alright chef, what have you for your lovely queen?
EPIC COOK: I made you some cupcakes and cookies my queen! And their shaped like you!
EPQ: Yumm Yumm! And I am delicious now aren’t I? Very sweet of you Epic Cook! And howabout you Hobbi?
DWARFI: Its DWARFI, and I came with an idea my queen!
EPQ: AN IDEA? Feh alright fine entertain me then. What is it?
DWARFI: Well I was thinking you could have a ball sometime soon.
EPQ: A ball?! A BALL?! YES!
DWARFI: Not just that, I hired a DJ for you!
EPQ:….What is a DJ?
DWARFI: Some sort of musician from another world he says!
EPQ: OH? Bring him in!
DWARFI GOES AND OPENS THE DOOR DRAGGING SAMCON IN.
DWARFI: His name is “Samcon” Madam, and he’s become very very very popular with the townsfolk my queen!
SAMCON: Yo.
EPQ: Hello “Samcon” come, show me your talents!
SAMCOON WALKS UP AND SETS HIS EQUIPMENT. HE BEGINS TO DJ.
EPIC COOK: OOH!
EPIC COOK STARTS CARAMELL DANCEN. DWARFI DANCES AS WELL.
EPQ NODS.
EPQ: Ahh not bad. You may play at my ball samcon.
SAMCON: Thanks for the gig. How much per hour?
EPQ:…Your….charging me?
SAMCON: Well Duh.
EPQ: ….Would you like to see my cheese collection?
SAMCON: Look lady, I don’t want no cheese.
EPQ: Well then Samcon how about we discuss the price…afterwards? I can also offer the title of royal dj!
SAMCON: Ok fine.
EPQ: Great! Now play as you will! You can stay in the palace for the time being!
SAMCON CONTINUES PLAYING. EVIL QUEEN GETS A BITE OF HER CUPCAKE. MESSENGER ENTERS
MESSENGER: My queen you have a letter!
EPQ: A letter from who?
Messenger hands the letter to EPQ
EPQ (READING): Dear evil perv queen, I am going to attack soon with my army of warhounds and take over your kingdom. Because warhounds are awesome…By the way, Close the cod canal. It smells like fish. From the kingdom down under, Yours truly, King kamermans. PS: Im going to steal those cupcakes.
EPQ: KING KAMERMAAAAAAAANS!!!
Dwarfi: Who is he my queen?
EPQ: I have no idea.
EPIC COOK: Oh! I heard of him! He’s quite popular with the villagers! Hes starting a campaign against the evil perv queen! King of the Netherlands they call him!
EPQ: I SHALL DESTROY HIMM!
DWARFI: How my queen?
EVIL PERV QUEEN THINKS PUTTING HER FINGERS TOGETHER.
EPQ: ….We shall invite him to the ball…and…seduce him to death…
EPQ DOES AN EVIL LAUGH. MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA
EPIC COOK: AND ILL MAKE HIM MY MUSHROOM BRUSTLE STEW!
MUAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAA
THEY ALL APPLAUD. Clap clap clap.
EPQ: We are at war ladies!
GUARD ENTER. DING DONG!
GUARD: Visitors my queen.
EPQ: Who?
GUARD: The gatekeeper and two others I have not seen before.
EPQ: Alright johnny boy bring them in.
ENTER GATEKEEPER MAYAYA AND LUCIE.
GATEKEEPER: Hello your majesty.
EPQ: Whats this gatekeeper?
GATEKEEPER: This one here….
GATEKEEPER POINTS AT MAYAYA.
GATEKEEPER: She let two of the demons get away.
EPQ: WHAT-
MAYAYA: I only did what was right!
EPQ: HEY! Nobody interrupts the queen like that!
MAYAYA: ….But….
GATEKEEPER: Not just that but…
GATEKEEPER TURNS MAYAYA AROUND.
GATEKEEPER: She has the great pencil.
EPQ:…Whats your name?
MAYAYA: Tim Mayaya Compact- Disk.
LUCIE: And I’m Pixie-Lucie!
EPQ THINKS.
EPQ: Well miss Tim Mayaya compact disk and Pixie Lucie, You do know this will not go unnoticed.
EPQ SIGHS.
EPQ: As If I don’t have enough trouble with king kamermans!
SAMCON (SARCASM): OOhh yeah being a perverted queen must be sooo harrd…
EPQ: More then you think samcon!
SAMCON: Sorry but I don’t really believe that…
EPQ: DO YOU WANT A LAPDANCE OR AR YOU GOING TO LET ME SPEAK?!
SAMCON: WOAH! Woaah…I didn’t say a word.
EPQ: HMMHMHM…Anyway girls…
EVIL PERV QUEEN GRINS WICKEDLY AT THEM.
EPQ: This requires…Punishment…
MAYAYA AND LUCIE GULP IN FEAR.
EPIC COOK: Oh Gingersnap!
DWARFI: Yep…they just ruined their life.
SAMCON: Poor kids…
MAYAYA: Wha…Whats our…punishment?
EPQ POINTS HER FINGER AT THEM.
EPQ: You don’t seem too bad, so ill give you a size medium punishment. AS PUNISHMENT, You will both pole dance at my ball!
MAYAYA’S MOUTH DROPS. LUCIE SCREAMS
LUCIE: What did I do?! I was just following Tim around! IM INNOCENT!
EPQ: I take no witnesses Pixie!
GATEKEEPER TURNS AROUND FACING THE EXIT.
GATEKEEPER:…Im sorry…
GATEKEEPER EXITS.
SAMCON: What a heartwarming scene of betrayal, leading to my next song!
DWARFI AND COOK: YAAAAY!
They dance again.
EPQ: You shall both stay prisoner here in the castle until the day of your punishment.
GUARD DRAGS LUCIE AND MAYAYA TO THEIR PRISON ROOM.
MAYAYA AND LUCIE: Nonononononono oh nonononooooooooooooo…
EXIT MAYAYA AND LUCIE AND GUARD.
EPQ: Now then, I think this leads to some cupcakes am I right?
Everyone: YEAH!
END OF SCENE 6.
BACK AT THE EVIL QUEENS CASTLE THE EVIL QUEEN IS LYING ON HER THRONE SPEAKING TO HER SERVANTS, DWARFI AND EPIC COOK.
EPQ: Alright its Monday ladies, MEAAANING….
COOK AND DWARFI (SIGHING): Evil Perv Queen Appreciation Day….
EPQ: Yeeeess! Now what have you gotten me Ladies?
EPIC COOK: OOH OOH! ME FIRST ME FIRST! OOH PICK ME!
EPQ: Alright chef, what have you for your lovely queen?
EPIC COOK: I made you some cupcakes and cookies my queen! And their shaped like you!
EPQ: Yumm Yumm! And I am delicious now aren’t I? Very sweet of you Epic Cook! And howabout you Hobbi?
DWARFI: Its DWARFI, and I came with an idea my queen!
EPQ: AN IDEA? Feh alright fine entertain me then. What is it?
DWARFI: Well I was thinking you could have a ball sometime soon.
EPQ: A ball?! A BALL?! YES!
DWARFI: Not just that, I hired a DJ for you!
EPQ:….What is a DJ?
DWARFI: Some sort of musician from another world he says!
EPQ: OH? Bring him in!
DWARFI GOES AND OPENS THE DOOR DRAGGING SAMCON IN.
DWARFI: His name is “Samcon” Madam, and he’s become very very very popular with the townsfolk my queen!
SAMCON: Yo.
EPQ: Hello “Samcon” come, show me your talents!
SAMCOON WALKS UP AND SETS HIS EQUIPMENT. HE BEGINS TO DJ.
EPIC COOK: OOH!
EPIC COOK STARTS CARAMELL DANCEN. DWARFI DANCES AS WELL.
EPQ NODS.
EPQ: Ahh not bad. You may play at my ball samcon.
SAMCON: Thanks for the gig. How much per hour?
EPQ:…Your….charging me?
SAMCON: Well Duh.
EPQ: ….Would you like to see my cheese collection?
SAMCON: Look lady, I don’t want no cheese.
EPQ: Well then Samcon how about we discuss the price…afterwards? I can also offer the title of royal dj!
SAMCON: Ok fine.
EPQ: Great! Now play as you will! You can stay in the palace for the time being!
SAMCON CONTINUES PLAYING. EVIL QUEEN GETS A BITE OF HER CUPCAKE. MESSENGER ENTERS
MESSENGER: My queen you have a letter!
EPQ: A letter from who?
Messenger hands the letter to EPQ
EPQ (READING): Dear evil perv queen, I am going to attack soon with my army of warhounds and take over your kingdom. Because warhounds are awesome…By the way, Close the cod canal. It smells like fish. From the kingdom down under, Yours truly, King kamermans. PS: Im going to steal those cupcakes.
EPQ: KING KAMERMAAAAAAAANS!!!
Dwarfi: Who is he my queen?
EPQ: I have no idea.
EPIC COOK: Oh! I heard of him! He’s quite popular with the villagers! Hes starting a campaign against the evil perv queen! King of the Netherlands they call him!
EPQ: I SHALL DESTROY HIMM!
DWARFI: How my queen?
EVIL PERV QUEEN THINKS PUTTING HER FINGERS TOGETHER.
EPQ: ….We shall invite him to the ball…and…seduce him to death…
EPQ DOES AN EVIL LAUGH. MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA
EPIC COOK: AND ILL MAKE HIM MY MUSHROOM BRUSTLE STEW!
MUAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAA
THEY ALL APPLAUD. Clap clap clap.
EPQ: We are at war ladies!
GUARD ENTER. DING DONG!
GUARD: Visitors my queen.
EPQ: Who?
GUARD: The gatekeeper and two others I have not seen before.
EPQ: Alright johnny boy bring them in.
ENTER GATEKEEPER MAYAYA AND LUCIE.
GATEKEEPER: Hello your majesty.
EPQ: Whats this gatekeeper?
GATEKEEPER: This one here….
GATEKEEPER POINTS AT MAYAYA.
GATEKEEPER: She let two of the demons get away.
EPQ: WHAT-
MAYAYA: I only did what was right!
EPQ: HEY! Nobody interrupts the queen like that!
MAYAYA: ….But….
GATEKEEPER: Not just that but…
GATEKEEPER TURNS MAYAYA AROUND.
GATEKEEPER: She has the great pencil.
EPQ:…Whats your name?
MAYAYA: Tim Mayaya Compact- Disk.
LUCIE: And I’m Pixie-Lucie!
EPQ THINKS.
EPQ: Well miss Tim Mayaya compact disk and Pixie Lucie, You do know this will not go unnoticed.
EPQ SIGHS.
EPQ: As If I don’t have enough trouble with king kamermans!
SAMCON (SARCASM): OOhh yeah being a perverted queen must be sooo harrd…
EPQ: More then you think samcon!
SAMCON: Sorry but I don’t really believe that…
EPQ: DO YOU WANT A LAPDANCE OR AR YOU GOING TO LET ME SPEAK?!
SAMCON: WOAH! Woaah…I didn’t say a word.
EPQ: HMMHMHM…Anyway girls…
EVIL PERV QUEEN GRINS WICKEDLY AT THEM.
EPQ: This requires…Punishment…
MAYAYA AND LUCIE GULP IN FEAR.
EPIC COOK: Oh Gingersnap!
DWARFI: Yep…they just ruined their life.
SAMCON: Poor kids…
MAYAYA: Wha…Whats our…punishment?
EPQ POINTS HER FINGER AT THEM.
EPQ: You don’t seem too bad, so ill give you a size medium punishment. AS PUNISHMENT, You will both pole dance at my ball!
MAYAYA’S MOUTH DROPS. LUCIE SCREAMS
LUCIE: What did I do?! I was just following Tim around! IM INNOCENT!
EPQ: I take no witnesses Pixie!
GATEKEEPER TURNS AROUND FACING THE EXIT.
GATEKEEPER:…Im sorry…
GATEKEEPER EXITS.
SAMCON: What a heartwarming scene of betrayal, leading to my next song!
DWARFI AND COOK: YAAAAY!
They dance again.
EPQ: You shall both stay prisoner here in the castle until the day of your punishment.
GUARD DRAGS LUCIE AND MAYAYA TO THEIR PRISON ROOM.
MAYAYA AND LUCIE: Nonononononono oh nonononooooooooooooo…
EXIT MAYAYA AND LUCIE AND GUARD.
EPQ: Now then, I think this leads to some cupcakes am I right?
Everyone: YEAH!
END OF SCENE 6.
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Interesting fact- Samcon is actually a real dj! and hes pretty good for kid our age, check him out on youtube!http://www.youtube.com/user/redsox875?feature=watch