Kingdom 9 Act 1

SCENE 5
MAYAYA NOW HAS HER GIANT PENCIL STRAPPED TO HER BACK. MAYAYA AND LUCIE ENTER THE CENTER OF THE EVIL QUEENS KINGDOM. THE MARKET. DWARFI IS THERE MAKING AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO THE TOWNSFOLK.

DWARFI: Hear-Ye! Hear-Ye! I hope you can all hear me, I deliver a message from our beloved Evil Perv Queen!

PEOPLE CIRCLE AROUND DWARFI ON HER BOX INCLUDING MAYAYA and LUCIE.

DWARFI (READING):  The so called threat from the Dark Wizard has been ignored because it is obviously a joke made by one of the low class villagers. Therefore, I the queen, Order every young handsome man into my castle for a look at my cheese collection. SIGNED, THE QUEEN. PS: Demons are said to be hiding in the kingdom. PIP-PIP!

DWARFI BOWS.
DWARFI: Thank you for your attention and goodnight!

DWARFI JUMPS OFF HER BOX AND WALKS HOME. CITIZENS RABBLE.

CITIZEN 1: WERE GONNA DIEEE!

CITIZEN 2: DEMONS?! IN THE CITY?!

CITIZEN 3: I HATE THE QUEEN!

MAYAYA: Whats with all the hate about the queen lucie?

LUCIE: Oh…Well…Shes a Perv…And well….She does nothing besides being a perv so…Yeah…

MAYAYA: Oh…

THEY ENTER A SMALL TAVERN WHERE SEXY VAMPIRE AND A MASKED SLENDERDUDE ARE SOCIALIZING, AS WELL AS THE GATE KEEPER WHO IS KEEPING AN EYE OUT.
GATE KEEPER IS AT THE BAR COUNTER TAPPING HIS FINGERS REPEATIVLY AS MAYAYA AND LUCIE WALK NEXT TO HIM FOR A DRINK.

BARTENDER: What can I get for you girls?

MAYAYA: Got sprite?

BARTENDER:…What is sprite?

MAYAYA SHAKES HER HEAD.

MAYAYA: Uh….nevermind…

LUCIE: TWO BIG STACKS OF ALE!

BARTENDER NODS TURNING AROUND AND MAKING THE DRINK.

MAYAYA: I don’t drink…

LUCIE: I don’t either!

Gate keeper looks at them, also eyeing MAYAYAS pencil

GK: Best you don’t.

LUCIE: Why not?

GK: It gets you out of focus. And at the time being, you want to be focused.

MAYAYA: Why?

Gate keeper looks at them again.

GK: Demons breached the kingdom.

LUCIE: You really believe that rubbish?

GK: I saw it happen. Its my fault they got away.

LUCIE: OOOOhhh you’re the gate keeper!

GK: That I am. And now im a demon hunter again. Im gonna root them out and destroy those demons.  So im keeping a good eye out.

MAYAYA: Ah!


BARTENDER BRINGS THEM THEIR DRINKS, LUCIE TRIES PICKING IT UP, BUT MAYAYA HOLDS BOTH OF THEM FOR HER.

LUCIE: Well good luck bro! Lets go Mayaya!

THEY WALK AWAY AND LOOK AROUND THE TAVERN. THEY LEAN ON THE WALL.WE NOW HEAR THE CONVERSATION BETWEEN SLENDERDUDE AND SEXY VAMPIRE.

SV: Man, Why didn’t Dustynn come with us anyway?

SLENDERDUDE: Well think about it…Hes with that princess…

SV: What, do you think….

Slenderdude nods.

SLENDERDUDE: Yeeaaah!

SV: FEH! That girl don’t know what shes  thinking.

SLENDERDUDE: YEP!

SLENDERDUDE AND SEXY VAMPIRE HIGHFIVE.

SV: Anyway man look around, do you see anyone in this joint sexier then me? Today im on fire!

SLENDERDUDE: I see someone much sexier then you.

SV: Where?!

SLENDERDUDE POINTS AT HIMSELF.

SV:….At least I have a face.

Slenderdude: Shhh you want people to hear you?

TIM MAYAYA AND LUCIE WALK BY, SEXY VAMPIRE NOTICES THE GIANT PENCIL.

SV: PSSHHHH! You see what im seeing Slenderdude?!

SLENDERDUDE: What?

SEXY VAMPIRE POINTS AT TIM.

SV: That’s the pencil! You know the sacred one?

SLENDERDUDE: PSHHYYEAAH! WOAH!

SV: Gotta take a look at this!

THEY WALK UP TO PIXIE LUCIE AND MAYAYA AND BEGIN TOUCHING THE PENCIL. MAYAYA SLOWLY TURNS AROUND TO SEE THEM FEELING THE PENCIL.

MAYAYA: Uhhh….

SV: Wow I think it’s the real thing…

SLENDERDUDE: WOOOAHHH!

LUCIE: Can we help you?

SV: How much for the pencil?

MAYAYA: .It’s not for sale homie. Sorry.

SLENDERDUDE: You don’t want to keep that!

MAYAYA: Why not?

SLENDERDUDE:…It brings bad omen…

MAYAYA: Like what exactly?

SLENDERDUDE:…Uh…

MAYAYA: Oh whatever It is, I think ill keep it!

SV: Look toots, I can warn you, some people will stop at nothing for that pencil!

MAYAYA: Who? You?

SEXY VAMPIRE SLOWS DOWN.

SV: WELL….Its just a warning…

MAYAYA: Who are you anyway?

SV: Im the sexy vampire.

MAYAYA: That’s your name? Cmon bro, whats your real name?

SV: Im not telling toots. I need to protect my identity you know?

MAYAYA: PSHHH you speak of protecting your identity, yet you easily say: “Hi! Im a sexy vampire!” Now everyone should know what you are and, because of that sir, I am stepping back!

MAYAYA STEPS AWAY FROM SEXY VAMPIRE.

SV:….I didn’t think of that…

MAYAYA: I could tell.

SV: But nobody does anything about that.

MAYAYA: Wha?

SV: Well when I think of it, Ive told thousands of people that I’m a sexy vampire, they didn’t freak out that much…

MAYAYA: Really?

SV: No.

MAYAYA: You aren’t serious!

SV: Well maybe a few villagers chasing me with pitchforks but that’s nothing you know?

MAYAYA: …wow…

SV: I know right?

MAYAYA: Are you sure you’re a real vampire? I mean…with a name that obvious…

SV: HAHA! Look at me kid! Im a vampire, not just that, im the sexiest vampire around!

MAYAYA: Well ok “Sexy Vampire”. I’m Mayaya. Tim Mayaya Compact-Disk. And this is Pixie-Lulu. Hello. And who’s your friend here?

MAYAYA LOOKS AT SLENDERDUDE. SLENDERDUDE FREEZES UP.

SV: Oh! This here is Slenderdude!

MAYAYA: Hi Slenderdude…

SLENDERDUDE: ….HI….

MAYAYA LOOKS AT HIM AGAIN.

MAYAYA: Hey whats with the suit and the green tie? You some sort of business man?

SLENDERDUDE: Oh….uh…I make pages….and uh….put them in places…

MAYAYA: Oh so you’re an advertiser or something?

SLENDERDUDE: Uhh….Yeah, yeah….Advertising…Mostly in forest areas….You know…It’s a good carreer….AHEM…

MAYAYA LOOKS AT SLENDERDUDES MASK.

MAYAYA: Howabout the mask?

SLENDERDUDE: OH….This is….Its…a mask…

LUCIE: Why are you wearing it??

SV: UHHH DOESN’T MATTER...About the pencil….

MAYAYA: Hey wait don’t you find that a little weird?

SLENDERDUDE:….Uh…No…

LUCIE: Hes hiding something.

SV: You crazy little girls, slenderdude is NOT hiding anything!

MAYAYA THINKS.

MAYAYA: Actually now that I think of it…back home we played a video game called…SlenderMAN…He would wear a suit and…

MAYAYA PAUSES LOOKING BACK UP AT SLENDERMAN.

MAYAYA: He didn’t have a face…

SLENDERDUDE: HOW DID SHE-

SV: SHE’S PSYCHICK!!! WITCH!

MAYAYA: I’m no witch! Im just not from around here!

LUCIE: Take off the mask buster!

SLENDERDUDE: NEVER!!!

SV: You heard him!

GATEKEEPER WALKS UP.

GK: Trouble here?

LUCIE: This guy wont take off his mask!

GK: Why?

MAYAYA: I think he’s hiding something.

GK QUICKLY SWIPES SLENDERDUDES MASK OFF. THEY GASP AT THE SIGHT OF HIM FACELESS.

LUCIE: DEMOON!

SLENDERDUDE:…..No im not….

GK: Your obviously a demon.

SV: Hey now lets all behave and grab some drinks eh? On me!

GK: You sir faceless man are coming with me.

SV: Hey leave him alone!

GK: Why?

SV: So what he doesn’t have a face, does that give us the right to insult and kick him out of the area? Just because they, I say they are different? I HAVE A DREAM, PEOPLE SHALL NOT BE JUDGED BY THEIR MISSING FACIAL FEATURES, BUT THEIR MISSING PERSONALITY TRAITS! PRAISE DA VAMPIRE!

MAYAYA LOOKS DOWN DOLEFULLY

GK: He is obviously a demon, not just that, but YOU’RE A vampire.

SV GASPS.

SV: HOW Did you know?!

GK: I over heard you say your name was “Sexy Vampire”. Plus you just said "PRAISE DA VAMPIRE!".

MAYAYA LOOKS AT SEXY VAMPIRE.

MAYAYA: What did I tell you?

SV SIGHS.

SLENDERDUDE:….uh oh.

GK: Alright come with me boys, game’s over now.

SLENDERDUDE AND SEXY VAMPIRE PUT THEIR HANDS BEHIND THEIR HEADS AND BEGIN WALKING INFRONT OF GATEKEEPER. THEY HEAD TO THE EXIT.

MAYAYA: HEY WAIT!

GATEKEEPER: What?

MAYAYA: What exactly is going to happen to them?

GK: The queen will deal with them.

VAMPIRE AND SLENDERDUDE (IN TERROR): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH EWEWEWEWEW EWWWWWWWWWWWW AAAAAAAACK OHH HELLL NAAW!

SV: OH MY GOD.

SLENDERDUDE: THAT’S DISGUSTING!

VAMPIRE: NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!

SLENDERDUDE: SHES A PERVERT!

VAMPIRE: CRUEEEEL

SLENDERDUDE: MY INNOCENCEEEE!

GK: Calm down, she wont do THAT. At least I don’t think she’ll do that. She’ll probably just kill you.

SV: Ohhh thank god.

SLENDERDUDE SIGHS IN RELIEF.

MAYAYA: You cant do this!

LUCIE: Why cant he???!!!

MAYAYA: Its wrong? They don’t look like they hurt anyone!

GK: Yet. They ARE Demons.

MAYAYA: So? You just kill them as a precaution like animals?!

GK STAYS QUIET. SLENDERDUDE AND SEXY VAMPIRE STARE.

MAYAYA: Fine. I don’t want to see this so ill just leave.

MAYAYA HEADS FOR THE EXIT BUT AS SHE PASSES GATE KEEPER SHE TURNS INFRONT OF HIM
AND POINTS HER GIANT PENCIL AT HIM.

MAYAYA: RUN DEMONS RUN!

SLENDERDUDE AND VAMPIRE RUN OUT. (EXIT)

GK: NO!

MAYAYA BLOCKS THE EXIT LEAVING SLENDERDUDE AND VAMPS TO RUN OFF.

GK: Y-YOU!

MAYAYA: I could not go on knowing that two people are sent to die for no proper reason simply because they are CALLED “Demons”.

GK: Most demons from the dark forest are evil.

MAYAYA: In the end it was the right thing to do.

LUCIE FACEPALMS. GATEKEEPER GLARES.

GATEKEEPER: What’s your name kid?

MAYAYA: Tim Mayaya Compact-Disk.

MAYAYA PUTS HER PENCIL BACK IN HER STRAP.

GATEKEEPER: Ahem, Well “Tim Mayaya Compact-Disk”, Ill admit it’s a nice thing to do but it was pretty stupid.

MAYAYA: Why is it stupid sir?

GATEKEEPER: Well…
GATEKEEPER PUTS A HANDCUFF ON MAYAYA’S WRISTS.

GATEKEEPER: Your going to have to come with me. Come along now.

MAYAYA: Hey!

LUCIE: You cant do that!!!

GATEKEEPER: Alright you can come too then.

LUCIE SIGHS FOLLOWING HIM.

LUCIE: Ill just tag along then. See what happens.

MAYAYA: Where are we going anyway?

GATEKEEPER: To the queen, shes going to want to know about you. Not only a criminal, but the one with the great pencil. Geez…

LUCIE: Lets not fight with him Mayaya!

MAYAYA NODS.

MAYAYA: Alright fine, lets go.

THEY EXIT THE TAVERN.
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