Kingdom 9 Act 1

 
SCENE 8
LUCIE AND MAYAYA ARE IN THE PRISON TOWER. MAYAYA IS LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW WHILE LUCIE IS POUTING IN HER CORNER.

LUCIE: I Should have never followed you.

MAYAYA: You didn’t have to.

LUCIE SUDDENLY GROWS TALLER CLENCHING HER FIST.

LUCIE: Why didn’t you say that in the first place?!

MAYAYA: WOAH!

LUCIE: WHAT?!

MAYAYA: Your…BIGGER!

LUCIE: OH And now your commenting on my weight are ya?!

MAYAYA: No not like that…You look…Non-pixie! I could believe you to be human!

LUCIE: What you didn’t know I could transform?

MAYAYA: Well…No!

LUCIE SIMPLY POUTS IN HER CORNER.

MAYAYA: Look Lucie I’m..

LUCIE: SHH!

MAYAYA: Wha?

LUCIE: SHH!

MAYAYA: I’m trying to say Im sorr-

LUCIE: SHUT UP! Someone’s coming!

EPIC COOK AND SAMCON APPEAR.

EPIC COOK: I brought you some food!

SAMCON OPENS THE DOOR AND CLOSES IT AS THEY BOTH ENTER. EPIC BOOK HANDS THE FOOD.

EPIC COOK: Eat up munchkins!

LUCIE ATTACKS THE FOOD EATING A LOT. Omnomnomnomnom

LUCIE: Thanks cook I was starving!

MAYAYA: YEAH. That’s very kind of you! Thanks so much!

EPIC COOK:  Your very welcome! I’m used to serving food to those the queen has forsaken!

SAMCON: Yeah you guys don’t even deserve any of this.

EPIC COOK: Barely anyone around here deserves it. That’s why every lunch hour I cook for the villagers!

SAMCON: Yeah that’s pretty good Epic cook.

MAYAYA: That is!

SAMCON GLANCES AT MAYAYA AND HER NORMAL LOOKING CLOTHING.

SAMCON: Yo Tim Mayaya, I hear your not from around here is that true?

MAYAYA: Yea, I don’t even know how I got here.

SAMCON: SAME THING HERE!

MAYAYA: SERIOUSLY?

SAMCON: Seriously! I just appeared in a village with my dj equipment!

MAYAYA: You’re a DJ?

SAMCON: You know what a DJ IS?!

MAYAYA: Yes! Where I come from there were a lot of DJ’S!

SAMCON: Oh my god! This means im not the only one to suddenly appear around here!

MAYAYA: YAY!!

LUCIE AND EPIC COOK LOOK AT EACHOTHER.

EPIC COOK: What are they talking about?

LUCIE: I have no Idea.

EPIC COOK: So you guys just magically appeared somewhere around here?

SAMCON AND MAYAYA: YEP!

EPIC COOK: My god, that is odd!

MAYAYA: Now that we are here, I wonder how we can leave…

LUCIE: NO!

MAYAYA: Hm?

LUCIE: You can’t leave! You’re the pencil master!

MAYAYA: Lucie, you told me whoever has the pencil shall shower in wealth and fame. And look how we ended up. We should have listened to those demons when they said it was bad omen.

MAYAYA PULLS OUT THE PENCIL AND STARES AT IT.

LUCIE: You can’t mean that!

EPIC COOK: I agree! Do you not know how many people have tried to pull that pencil?!

SAMCON: But dude, who needs a giant pencil?

LUCIE: The pencil master! That’s who!

MAYAYA SIGHS.

MAYAYA: I guess nothing really matters anymore. I’m stuck here and worse I’m going to be the queen’s party pole dancer.

SAMCON: That was a little uncalled for…

EPIC COOK: Agreed.

MAYAYA AND LUCIE FINISH THEIR MEAL.

MAYAYA: Thank you for the food and company you two.

EPIC COOK: Why it’s my pleasure Tim and Lulu.

SAMCON: Yeah no problem. It beats checking out the queens “Cheese collection.”

MAYAYA: What does that mean anyway?

SAMCON: I have no idea but it just sounds wrong.

EVERYONE: Agreed.

EPIC COOK AND SAMCON GREET GOODBYE TIM AND LUCIE AND EXIT.

LUCIE SITS DOWN AS MAYAYA WALKS UP TO HER WINDOW ONCE MORE.

MAYAYA: Im sorry Lucie.

LUCIE: Forget about it Mayaya. I just get in a bad mood when im hungry.

MAYAYA SMILES.

MAYAYA: Me too.

AS SHE LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW SHE HEARS TO PAIR OF FOOTSTEPS COMING CLOSER TO THEM.

VOICE OF QUEEN EVIL PERV: I CANT BELIEVE THIS GATEKEEPER! WHY DIDN’T YOU CATCH HER?!

VOICE OF GATEKEEPER: She screamed and ran into the forest. I didn’t even know it was her until afterwards!

QUEEN EVIL PERV BARGES INTO THE CELLAR.

EPQ: UGH! Im surrounded by imbiciles now!

MAYAYA: Miss queen?

GATEKEEPER: Why are we here?

EPQ: CONDITIONS HAVE CHANGED MY LITTLE GUTTERSNIPES!

LUCIE: What?!

EVIL PERV QUEEN PUTS A COLLAR OVER LUCIE AND MAYAYA.

MAYAYA: What is this?!

EPQ: It’s a token claiming you as my property.

GATEKEEPER:….Why?

MAYAYA: Yes, why?

EPQ: BECAUSE OF HIM!

EPQ POINTS AT GATEKEEPER.

EPQ: HE let my daughter run into the forest all by herself!

LUCIE: What does that have to do with anything?!

EPQ: YOU,YOU AND YOU ARE GOING TO FIND HER!

GATEKEEPER:….That was…three…you’s…

EPQ: YES! And one of the you’s include you!

EPQ POKES GATEKEEPER.

MAYAYA:…But why the collar?

EPQ:  I don’t want you running off now do I?

LUCIE: OOoooh..

EPQ: That’s why gatekeeper here, is coming with you so you don’t run off or get eaten by demons!
GATEKEEPER SIGHS.

MAYAYA:…Sooo….does this mean we don’t have to poledance at the ball?

EPQ:………If you bring me Goldylocks…sure….

MAYAYA: Lets do this! YEA-YEA!

EPQ: Hurry and make haste!

EXUENT
END OF SCENE 8