Status: BY THE WAY, Not everything in this story needs to be taken seriously, It was made by a bunch of 9th graders who were bored at school!
Kingdom 9 Act 1
Scene 9
SCENE 9
DAYLIGHT. TIM, LUCIE AND THE GATEKEEPER ENTER THE DARK FOREST DURING ITS SAFEST HOUR.
LUCIE SHIVERS.
LUCIE: Why the hell would the princess run in here?
GK: Beats me.
MAYAYA: Hmmm….It’s sort of creepy around here…
GK: That’s why Demons like this place…You should like it too…
MAYAYA: What do you mean by that?
GK: You saved those demons…You’re obviously like that type of occult stuff…
MAYAYA: Do Not.
GATEKEEPER LOOKS AT MAYAYA.
MAYAYA: Well…maybe a little…and maybe I do like creepy forests…
GK: Then its settled, your some sort of demon worshipper.
MAYAYA: Well now you sound like everyone else!
GK: Oh?
MAYAYA: I remember at school people thought it was weird when I’d wear my creepy clothing and read my necronomicon! They said the exact same thing! Demon worshipper this and Demon worshipper that! No respect!
GK:…But you had a necronomicon…
MAYAYA: FINE then I’m a demon worshipper! I hope your satisfied now!
GK: …You don’t look like a demon worshipper though…
MAYAYA: Just make up your mind!
LUCIE LAUGHS AT THE CONVERSATION
LUCIE: So demon hunter gate keeper, Where do we go in this place?
GK: I heard there’s a witch around here. Maybe she’s seen her.
LUCIE: A witch?!
GK: Don’t worry, I know how to deal with witches. We should be fine around here as long as we don’t run into some of The Dark Wiz’s minions.
LUCIE: He exists?!
GK: I think so. I’m almost certain by the way the demons have been acting up.
LUCIE SHIVERS. “MEEP!”
THEY WALK ALONG THE FOREST UNTIL THEY SEE A SMALL CAVE WHERE ON THE OUTSIDE THERE ARE MAGICAL SYMBOLS ON THE GROUND. GATEKEEPER KNEELS DOWN AT THE SYMBOLS.
GATEKEEPER: Here.
THEY WALK INTO THE CAVE TO SEE A CAULDRON, A KITCHEN, SOME PLANTS AND AN IMMENSE LIBRARY.
MAYAYA: Nobody’s here.
GATEKEEPER: Look around. See if you can find anything valuable.
LUCIE: Uhh…I’ll look around the kitchen.
MAYAYA LOOKS AROUND SOME BOXES WHERE SHE FINDS SOME GOLD AND RUBIES. GATEKEEPER LOOKS THROUGH THE BOOKSHELVES WHILE LUCIE EATS WHATEVER SHE FINDS IN THE KITCHEN.
LUCIE: Omnomnomnomnom.
MAYAYA: This witch is rich!
GK: She reads a lot…
ENTER WITCH HARRIET.
WITCH HARRIET: THIIIIIEEEEEVES!
WITCH HARRIET POINTS HER WAND AT THEM, PUSHING THEM TO THE WALL.
HARRIET: WHAT would your mothers say?! Stealing from the unwealthy folk. HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!
MAYAYA: Lady we weren’t robbing you!
HARRIET: LIAAAR!
HARRIET MOTIONS HER WAND IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION AS THE THREE GO FLYING AND PUSHED AGAINST THE WALL AGAIN. HARRIET LOOKS AT THEM
HARRIET: A pixie, a demon hunter, and the pencil master. DEFINETLY People who want WEALTH!
HARRIET MOVES HER WAND AGAIN. THROWING THE OTHERS AT THAT DIRECTION ONCE MORE.“WAAA?!”
HARRIET: You are probably the type of people, That litter in my forest!
HARRIET MOVES THEM AGAIN WITH HER WAND.
HARRIET: YOU PROBABLY POLLUTE!
SHE MOVES THEM AGAIN.
HARRIET: You probably eat MEAT of abused animals without a second thought! CORRUPTION I SAY!
MAYAYA: Lady calm down!
HARRIET: How can I?! LOOK AT THIS!
HARRIET BRINGS OUT A PIECE OF PAPER WITH A SKETCH OF SLENDERDUDE IMPRINTED WITH NONONONONONONONOO ALL OVER IT.
HARRIET: You see this?! HMM?! Another one of Dark wiz’s lackys! Littering on my trees! This is the fifth page today!
MAYAYA: Hey that looks like slenderdude!
HARRIET: OH YOU KNOW HIM?!
HARRIET MOVES HER WAND AGAIN THROWING THEM INTO ANOTHER DIRECTION.
LUCIE: AAAAH!
HARRIET TAPS HER FOOT IMPATIENTLY AND LOOKING AROUND.
HARRIET: FRANCHEMENT! Look at the mess you’ve all done.
GK: You were waving all of us around!!
HARRIET: HUSH!
HARRIET WAVES HER WAND AT GATEKEEPER.
HARRIET: YOU ARE NOW A FROG!
EVERYONE STARES AT THE GATEKEEPER WHO HAS NOT SHAPESHIFTED WHATSOEVER.
GATEKEEPER:…..Ribbit….!?!
GATEKEEPER TOUCHES HIS THROAT. RIBBIT?!
HARRIET (SIGHING): Well at least It worked half way…So if any of you talk back again I can assure you I shall not hesitate to do that again! NOW clean this mess up and hand me a book children!
MAYAYA: BUT-
HARRIET: SHH! This is the discipline you need! Now hand me a book!
MAYAYA QUIETLY HANDS LEANDRA HER BOOK.
HARRIET: Thank you child. Now scrubb the floors.
HARRIET SITS DOWN AND POINTS AT THE SCRUBBS AND BUCKETS.
THEY BEGIN TO SCRUBB THE FLOORS WHILE HARRIET SINGS THE TUNE OF MAMA MIA.
LUCIE (WHISPERING TO GK): I thought you said you knew how to deal with witches…
GK:…Ribbit…
MAYAYA:…uhh…miss witch…
HARRIET: What is it child have you ran out of water?
MAYAYA:…No…We came here to ask you some questions…
HARRIET: Whatever your selling I don’t want it kid.
MAYAYA:…no…Were looking for someone…A princess… Princess Goldylocks…She disappeared in this forest yesterday…
HARRIET: You missed a spot.
MAYAYA: Have you seen her miss?
HARRIET:..hmm…My memory is weak child…Maybe cleaning the garbage in the forest will strengthen it for me?
HARRIET POINTS AT THE GARBAGE BAGS.
HARRIET: Come back once your done.
THEY SIGH AND EXIT.
HARRIET: Children these days have no respect for the good of the world…
WE TURN NOW TO THE THREE PICKING UP GARBAGE IN THE WOODS. LUCIE IS HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH THE GATEKEEPER WHILE MAYAYA IS SLOWLY WANDERING OFF.
LUCIE: That witch is mean!
GK: Ribbit!
LUCIE: But cleaning up the forest should be a good thing right?
GK: Ribbit ribbit ribbit!
MAYAYA WALKS AROUND PICKING UP SOME MORE GARBAGE UNTIL SHE FINDS A LARGE FOOTPRINT, AND ANOTHER, AND ANOTHER, SHE FOLLOWS THEM TO FIND A GIANT SITTING NEXT TO A STUMP HE USES AS A TABLE. (GEORGE THE GIANT)
MAYAYA: What the-
GIANT LOOKS AT MAYAYA.
GIANT: Hey there miniature one…
MAYAYA: Are you…a giant?
GIANT: George the giants the name. And you are?
MAYAYA: Hi George. Im Tim mayaya compact-disk.
GEORGE: Hi tim.
MAYAYA WALKS CLOSER TO HIM.
MAYAYA: Whatcha doing George?
SHE NOTICES GEORGE HAS SOME CARDS IN HIS HAND.
GEORGE: Playing cards…Well…Was playing cards…
MAYAYA SITS NEXT TO THE STUMP.
MAYAYA: Was someone here?
GEORGE: Yea one of my old pals…Wanna play?
MAYAYA: Sure.
HE SHUFFLES THE CARDS AS MAYAYA DROPS HER BAG NEXT TO HER.
GEORGE: Cleaning up the forest were you?
MAYAYA: Yeah. Im trying to get this witch to help me.
GEORGE: Ah that’s witch harriet. Witch Leandra Harriet.
MAYAYA: One of your friends?
GEORGE: Yep. Go fish.
MAYAYA: So who was the friend you had over here earlier?
GEORGE: Oh that’s a real old friend. An elemental horseman.
MAYAYA:…a headless horseman?
GEORGE: You know him?
MAYAYA: Yeah a while earlier he almost killed me…Hes a terrible driver…
GEORGE: Oh yeah he rides like a maniac. Maybe its because hes drunk or because hes under the dark wizards control.
MAYAYA: Him again?
GEORGE: Yeah. The dark wiz has a lot of power.
MAYAYA: Go fish.
GEORGE: SO why do you need help from harriet?
MAYAYA: well, I saved a few demons, the queen got angry, her daughter went missing so me lucie and the gatekeeper are looking for her.
GEORGE: Oh…the queen. Yeah shes a bitch…I mean…Cabitch…Cabage… cause ya know if she was a vegetable shed be a cabage….bitch…
MAYAYA GIGGLES.
GEORGE: So what your looking for goldilocks?
MAYAYA: Yeah have you seen her?
GEORGE: I think I saw her with slenderdude, the sexy vampire and dustynn.
MAYAYA: Shes with slenderdude and the sexy vampire?!
GEORGE:…and dustynn…
MAYAYA: Do you know where I could find them?
GEORGE: No but you can find one of them in a way…
MAYAYA: How?!
GEORGE: Slenderdude has a habit of putting pages in random places. If you find all 8 of them I think youll find them.
MAYAYA SNAPS HER FINGERS.
MAYAYA: Witch harriet found 5 of them already!
GEORGE: Three more to go then.
MAYAYA: I have to find the others!
SHE RUNS OFF WITH HER BAG.
MAYAYA: Thanks George the giant!
GEORGE: Go fish.
END OF SCENE 9
DAYLIGHT. TIM, LUCIE AND THE GATEKEEPER ENTER THE DARK FOREST DURING ITS SAFEST HOUR.
LUCIE SHIVERS.
LUCIE: Why the hell would the princess run in here?
GK: Beats me.
MAYAYA: Hmmm….It’s sort of creepy around here…
GK: That’s why Demons like this place…You should like it too…
MAYAYA: What do you mean by that?
GK: You saved those demons…You’re obviously like that type of occult stuff…
MAYAYA: Do Not.
GATEKEEPER LOOKS AT MAYAYA.
MAYAYA: Well…maybe a little…and maybe I do like creepy forests…
GK: Then its settled, your some sort of demon worshipper.
MAYAYA: Well now you sound like everyone else!
GK: Oh?
MAYAYA: I remember at school people thought it was weird when I’d wear my creepy clothing and read my necronomicon! They said the exact same thing! Demon worshipper this and Demon worshipper that! No respect!
GK:…But you had a necronomicon…
MAYAYA: FINE then I’m a demon worshipper! I hope your satisfied now!
GK: …You don’t look like a demon worshipper though…
MAYAYA: Just make up your mind!
LUCIE LAUGHS AT THE CONVERSATION
LUCIE: So demon hunter gate keeper, Where do we go in this place?
GK: I heard there’s a witch around here. Maybe she’s seen her.
LUCIE: A witch?!
GK: Don’t worry, I know how to deal with witches. We should be fine around here as long as we don’t run into some of The Dark Wiz’s minions.
LUCIE: He exists?!
GK: I think so. I’m almost certain by the way the demons have been acting up.
LUCIE SHIVERS. “MEEP!”
THEY WALK ALONG THE FOREST UNTIL THEY SEE A SMALL CAVE WHERE ON THE OUTSIDE THERE ARE MAGICAL SYMBOLS ON THE GROUND. GATEKEEPER KNEELS DOWN AT THE SYMBOLS.
GATEKEEPER: Here.
THEY WALK INTO THE CAVE TO SEE A CAULDRON, A KITCHEN, SOME PLANTS AND AN IMMENSE LIBRARY.
MAYAYA: Nobody’s here.
GATEKEEPER: Look around. See if you can find anything valuable.
LUCIE: Uhh…I’ll look around the kitchen.
MAYAYA LOOKS AROUND SOME BOXES WHERE SHE FINDS SOME GOLD AND RUBIES. GATEKEEPER LOOKS THROUGH THE BOOKSHELVES WHILE LUCIE EATS WHATEVER SHE FINDS IN THE KITCHEN.
LUCIE: Omnomnomnomnom.
MAYAYA: This witch is rich!
GK: She reads a lot…
ENTER WITCH HARRIET.
WITCH HARRIET: THIIIIIEEEEEVES!
WITCH HARRIET POINTS HER WAND AT THEM, PUSHING THEM TO THE WALL.
HARRIET: WHAT would your mothers say?! Stealing from the unwealthy folk. HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!
MAYAYA: Lady we weren’t robbing you!
HARRIET: LIAAAR!
HARRIET MOTIONS HER WAND IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION AS THE THREE GO FLYING AND PUSHED AGAINST THE WALL AGAIN. HARRIET LOOKS AT THEM
HARRIET: A pixie, a demon hunter, and the pencil master. DEFINETLY People who want WEALTH!
HARRIET MOVES HER WAND AGAIN. THROWING THE OTHERS AT THAT DIRECTION ONCE MORE.“WAAA?!”
HARRIET: You are probably the type of people, That litter in my forest!
HARRIET MOVES THEM AGAIN WITH HER WAND.
HARRIET: YOU PROBABLY POLLUTE!
SHE MOVES THEM AGAIN.
HARRIET: You probably eat MEAT of abused animals without a second thought! CORRUPTION I SAY!
MAYAYA: Lady calm down!
HARRIET: How can I?! LOOK AT THIS!
HARRIET BRINGS OUT A PIECE OF PAPER WITH A SKETCH OF SLENDERDUDE IMPRINTED WITH NONONONONONONONOO ALL OVER IT.
HARRIET: You see this?! HMM?! Another one of Dark wiz’s lackys! Littering on my trees! This is the fifth page today!
MAYAYA: Hey that looks like slenderdude!
HARRIET: OH YOU KNOW HIM?!
HARRIET MOVES HER WAND AGAIN THROWING THEM INTO ANOTHER DIRECTION.
LUCIE: AAAAH!
HARRIET TAPS HER FOOT IMPATIENTLY AND LOOKING AROUND.
HARRIET: FRANCHEMENT! Look at the mess you’ve all done.
GK: You were waving all of us around!!
HARRIET: HUSH!
HARRIET WAVES HER WAND AT GATEKEEPER.
HARRIET: YOU ARE NOW A FROG!
EVERYONE STARES AT THE GATEKEEPER WHO HAS NOT SHAPESHIFTED WHATSOEVER.
GATEKEEPER:…..Ribbit….!?!
GATEKEEPER TOUCHES HIS THROAT. RIBBIT?!
HARRIET (SIGHING): Well at least It worked half way…So if any of you talk back again I can assure you I shall not hesitate to do that again! NOW clean this mess up and hand me a book children!
MAYAYA: BUT-
HARRIET: SHH! This is the discipline you need! Now hand me a book!
MAYAYA QUIETLY HANDS LEANDRA HER BOOK.
HARRIET: Thank you child. Now scrubb the floors.
HARRIET SITS DOWN AND POINTS AT THE SCRUBBS AND BUCKETS.
THEY BEGIN TO SCRUBB THE FLOORS WHILE HARRIET SINGS THE TUNE OF MAMA MIA.
LUCIE (WHISPERING TO GK): I thought you said you knew how to deal with witches…
GK:…Ribbit…
MAYAYA:…uhh…miss witch…
HARRIET: What is it child have you ran out of water?
MAYAYA:…No…We came here to ask you some questions…
HARRIET: Whatever your selling I don’t want it kid.
MAYAYA:…no…Were looking for someone…A princess… Princess Goldylocks…She disappeared in this forest yesterday…
HARRIET: You missed a spot.
MAYAYA: Have you seen her miss?
HARRIET:..hmm…My memory is weak child…Maybe cleaning the garbage in the forest will strengthen it for me?
HARRIET POINTS AT THE GARBAGE BAGS.
HARRIET: Come back once your done.
THEY SIGH AND EXIT.
HARRIET: Children these days have no respect for the good of the world…
WE TURN NOW TO THE THREE PICKING UP GARBAGE IN THE WOODS. LUCIE IS HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH THE GATEKEEPER WHILE MAYAYA IS SLOWLY WANDERING OFF.
LUCIE: That witch is mean!
GK: Ribbit!
LUCIE: But cleaning up the forest should be a good thing right?
GK: Ribbit ribbit ribbit!
MAYAYA WALKS AROUND PICKING UP SOME MORE GARBAGE UNTIL SHE FINDS A LARGE FOOTPRINT, AND ANOTHER, AND ANOTHER, SHE FOLLOWS THEM TO FIND A GIANT SITTING NEXT TO A STUMP HE USES AS A TABLE. (GEORGE THE GIANT)
MAYAYA: What the-
GIANT LOOKS AT MAYAYA.
GIANT: Hey there miniature one…
MAYAYA: Are you…a giant?
GIANT: George the giants the name. And you are?
MAYAYA: Hi George. Im Tim mayaya compact-disk.
GEORGE: Hi tim.
MAYAYA WALKS CLOSER TO HIM.
MAYAYA: Whatcha doing George?
SHE NOTICES GEORGE HAS SOME CARDS IN HIS HAND.
GEORGE: Playing cards…Well…Was playing cards…
MAYAYA SITS NEXT TO THE STUMP.
MAYAYA: Was someone here?
GEORGE: Yea one of my old pals…Wanna play?
MAYAYA: Sure.
HE SHUFFLES THE CARDS AS MAYAYA DROPS HER BAG NEXT TO HER.
GEORGE: Cleaning up the forest were you?
MAYAYA: Yeah. Im trying to get this witch to help me.
GEORGE: Ah that’s witch harriet. Witch Leandra Harriet.
MAYAYA: One of your friends?
GEORGE: Yep. Go fish.
MAYAYA: So who was the friend you had over here earlier?
GEORGE: Oh that’s a real old friend. An elemental horseman.
MAYAYA:…a headless horseman?
GEORGE: You know him?
MAYAYA: Yeah a while earlier he almost killed me…Hes a terrible driver…
GEORGE: Oh yeah he rides like a maniac. Maybe its because hes drunk or because hes under the dark wizards control.
MAYAYA: Him again?
GEORGE: Yeah. The dark wiz has a lot of power.
MAYAYA: Go fish.
GEORGE: SO why do you need help from harriet?
MAYAYA: well, I saved a few demons, the queen got angry, her daughter went missing so me lucie and the gatekeeper are looking for her.
GEORGE: Oh…the queen. Yeah shes a bitch…I mean…Cabitch…Cabage… cause ya know if she was a vegetable shed be a cabage….bitch…
MAYAYA GIGGLES.
GEORGE: So what your looking for goldilocks?
MAYAYA: Yeah have you seen her?
GEORGE: I think I saw her with slenderdude, the sexy vampire and dustynn.
MAYAYA: Shes with slenderdude and the sexy vampire?!
GEORGE:…and dustynn…
MAYAYA: Do you know where I could find them?
GEORGE: No but you can find one of them in a way…
MAYAYA: How?!
GEORGE: Slenderdude has a habit of putting pages in random places. If you find all 8 of them I think youll find them.
MAYAYA SNAPS HER FINGERS.
MAYAYA: Witch harriet found 5 of them already!
GEORGE: Three more to go then.
MAYAYA: I have to find the others!
SHE RUNS OFF WITH HER BAG.
MAYAYA: Thanks George the giant!
GEORGE: Go fish.
END OF SCENE 9
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FF:1. Witch harriet is actually exactly like her character when it comes to the environment.
2. Tim in real life actually has a necronomicon. And calls the real gatekeeper her black magic apprentice while he questions her sanity. ;D