Like, Oh My God

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So, like, Oh My God, I have seen All Time Low like six fucking times now, but when he fucking walked past me, I like screamed because, like, Oh My God, it was fucking Matt Flyzik, like I thought I was gonna die. But then my fucking bitch mom had to call, and I was like "FuckyouIfuckinghatethewayyoutreatme, as soonasI'm18I'mfuckingoutofhere, Ihateyousomuchyoubitch, pickmeupat12:30,God!"
And then the fucking sluts behind me started talking about the time Jack told one of those fugly bitches she was pretty, or some fucking shit, and I had to straighten those bitches out. Because one time he fucking told me that I was so cute that he had to have a picture of me, and then he was like, "Can I take a picture with you?" And he was so sweet, and I was like "OMG, of course!" And it was so amazing, and then I cried, because like Oh My God it was fucking Jack, and he hugged me, and was like "I love you". And I could fucking feel the jealousy coming off those bitches.

Fuck yeah. I'm like, the best. All those bitches look up to me.
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This should all be read in an annoying white girl voice. And all of y'all recognize exactly what I'm talking about.