Like, Oh My God
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So, like, Oh My God, I have seen All Time Low like six fucking times now, but when he fucking walked past me, I like screamed because, like, Oh My God, it was fucking Matt Flyzik, like I thought I was gonna die. But then my fucking bitch mom had to call, and I was like "FuckyouIfuckinghatethewayyoutreatme, as soonasI'm18I'mfuckingoutofhere, Ihateyousomuchyoubitch, pickmeupat12:30,God!"
And then the fucking sluts behind me started talking about the time Jack told one of those fugly bitches she was pretty, or some fucking shit, and I had to straighten those bitches out. Because one time he fucking told me that I was so cute that he had to have a picture of me, and then he was like, "Can I take a picture with you?" And he was so sweet, and I was like "OMG, of course!" And it was so amazing, and then I cried, because like Oh My God it was fucking Jack, and he hugged me, and was like "I love you". And I could fucking feel the jealousy coming off those bitches.
Fuck yeah. I'm like, the best. All those bitches look up to me.
And then the fucking sluts behind me started talking about the time Jack told one of those fugly bitches she was pretty, or some fucking shit, and I had to straighten those bitches out. Because one time he fucking told me that I was so cute that he had to have a picture of me, and then he was like, "Can I take a picture with you?" And he was so sweet, and I was like "OMG, of course!" And it was so amazing, and then I cried, because like Oh My God it was fucking Jack, and he hugged me, and was like "I love you". And I could fucking feel the jealousy coming off those bitches.
Fuck yeah. I'm like, the best. All those bitches look up to me.
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This should all be read in an annoying white girl voice. And all of y'all recognize exactly what I'm talking about.