Status: [updated 5/07/14]

Dead Boys Don't Love

Dead Men Tell No Tales

I guess this is the part where I introduce myself.

Hi.

My name is Conor. I'm a 23 year-old white male. I like things normal guys like, I guess; cars, football, beers – though I tend to get drunk more easily, so I sometimes stay away from that.

Uh, what else? I live with this sexy 24 year-old bartender. She's Spanish. ¡ Muy caliente!

Oh, and here's the kicker: I'm dead.