Status: *dramatically writing the next installment*

Super Mega Fantastic

The sarcastic damsel in "distress," Roxanne, is trapped in her home city, Blimesburg. She is the toy the two super childish beings fight over for control. Pigeon, the claimed superhero with his magical powers of being able to send pigeons to do his biddings, fights with the evil mad scientist, Eugene, aka Dr. Weasel. After being trapped in the infinite cycle of being the damsel, life gets boring and dull for her, until one usual night of being kidnapped and rescued, she meets the man that brings her into a new light of what life is like outside of Blimesburg. Her departure upsets the natural order of Blimesburg's super politics and suddenly it receives the name it was deemed long ago, although Roxanne has no idea.