Pink Daisies and Purple Unicorns
Truckers....Bad news.....
"There is no darn* way I am wearing more makeup. Even if it thickens my disguise."
"Oh, but you wear eyeliner, why not concealer? They're both makeup," said Natalie.
"Hey--!"
"Relax, it was just a joke. Jesus, can't anyone take a joke? Even if we are being chased by carnivorous teenies?"
"Anyway, if teenies get close enough to see your 'dreamy' green eyes, they might fall in love with you in drag and go lesbian just for you. Then almost all of your problems would be solved," said Natalie.
So they drove to downtown Oakland, the virtual teenie repellent zone. Back in the teenie car, things were going haywire (which is a good thing for Team Brittany).
"AsHlEy, YoU MiSsEd ThE ExIt YoU StoOpId BiTcH!"
"ShUt Up ErIkA!!"
So the teenie car rammed into the car in front of them, which just so happened to be a huge freight truck, complete with a smelly, creepy, perverted driver with a short temper. The teenies lived, but... .
TO BE CONTINUED
*Billie did not want to swear in front of the small children in the car
"Oh, but you wear eyeliner, why not concealer? They're both makeup," said Natalie.
"Hey--!"
"Relax, it was just a joke. Jesus, can't anyone take a joke? Even if we are being chased by carnivorous teenies?"
"Anyway, if teenies get close enough to see your 'dreamy' green eyes, they might fall in love with you in drag and go lesbian just for you. Then almost all of your problems would be solved," said Natalie.
So they drove to downtown Oakland, the virtual teenie repellent zone. Back in the teenie car, things were going haywire (which is a good thing for Team Brittany).
"AsHlEy, YoU MiSsEd ThE ExIt YoU StoOpId BiTcH!"
"ShUt Up ErIkA!!"
So the teenie car rammed into the car in front of them, which just so happened to be a huge freight truck, complete with a smelly, creepy, perverted driver with a short temper. The teenies lived, but... .
TO BE CONTINUED
*Billie did not want to swear in front of the small children in the car