Will You Still Love Me When I'm No Longer Young and Beautiful?

Start:Alright,so I was sitting in a cell,I couldnt see a damn thing because my face with covered with some sort of sack,when all of a sudden I heard a man and he pulled me up rather roughly.I was walking for quite a while until I was shoved against something hard and the sack was removed.I rubbed my eyes and saw I was standing before a stand where I will be trialed.I saw so many people watching me and all yelling words of hatered to me.Not that I cared,I dont really care for them either"Now appearing the court,the notorious,and infamous pirate,pillager,and highwayman Captain Jack Sparrow" He said"Huh?"I was sooo confused but then I looked to my side and saw Gibbs!"Gibbs!What are you doin here?!"I asked but I was told to be quiet"And his notorious pirate,pillager and partner in crime Jessica Williams!"he said"Well atleast Im who I claim to be.You're gonna get hanged for Jack's crime"I said starring at Gibbs"I told you,the name's Gibbs!Joshamee Gibbs!"He said.I began to giggle"Joshamee?"I asked"You want to joke now when we're on our death sentence?"Gibbs asked"Well I'm married to Jack.Im going to find a way out of this.I always do"I said smirking"Here ye Here ye!Presiding over these trials,all rise and attend,the Right Honorable Justice Smith!"said the same man that announced us"Now....what do we have here?"asked the judge ...but that was NOT the judge...that was Jack!!"Jack?"Gibbs asked.I elbowed him in the side and glared at him"Shut up....Jack"I said to him"Im not-""Shut up!"said the guard behind us hitting him.I bit my lip to remain from laughing"Not necessary.You were saying?"asked 'the judge' "Jack Sparrow is not my name.My name is Joshamee Gibbs"Gibbs said,the crowd all yelled at us"Is that so?It says Jack Sparrow here"Jack said"I told em.Im not Jack Sparrow, who I would be happy to identify to the court if it would be my case"Gibbs said.I turned my head to Gibbs"I think that would be a poor defence,unless u want to be bludgeoned again like a harp seal"Jack said glaring.I smirked"The prisoner claims of being innocent to being Jack Sparrow.Yet if that be the case,why is his wench here with him?"asked Jack"Say that again!I dare u u bastard!"I yelled at Jack angrily.I saw his smile..he was trying to hide it..he was playing with us!"Silence!"said the guard"You hit me and I will end u"I said glaring.The man stopped"Miss Williams please!The prisoner claims of being innocent of being Jack Sparrow how do you find?"Jack asked the jury"No trial?But arent we here to examine the evidence"asked one of the jury men confused"Foreman,your finding.Guilty?"Jack asked"Guilty verdict means he'll hang"said the man and all the crowd cheered"Hang them!"Said one woman"String the wench up!"Yelled another woman with yellow teeth"Well I may be a wench but atleast I know what hygene is!"I yelled.The girl glared but said nothing.I looked at Jack with a certain look that made him do annnny thing for me"Guilty?"the man said shyly"That's not fair!"Gibbs and I yelled"Shut it"Jack said and the whole crowd quieted down"Joshamee Gibbs,the crime of which you've been found guilty of is being innocent of being Jack Sparrow.Jessica Williams...the crime you have been found guilty of...is simply...from what Im told,starting a fight in the bar correct?"Jack asked me.I blushed smiling shyly"Yeahh.But-""No excuses!I hereby commute both your sentences and order that you be imprisoned for the remainder of ur miserable,moribund,mutton- chopped lives"Jack said smiling"What?!"Said a woamn"Hang him!"Said the crowd"There"Jack said and slammed his hammer thingy down"Means shall be arranged to transport these prisoners to the tower of london"said one of the important men.So we were thrown in a carridge and what do ya know,Jack came in too"Jessica-"I slapped him across the face"What the hell,calling me a wench!I ought to kick your ass right now Jack!"I yelled angrily"I deserved that.Love please.I had to play the part"Jack said kissing my hand.I rolled my eyes"Hell's teeth... now we'rew all headed for prison"Gibbs said"I hadnt noticed...Joshamee"I said annoyed"Look you-""Now now children...I've paid off the driver.Ten minutes,we'll be outside London Town horses waiting.Tonight we'll make coast.Then it's just a matter of finding my ship"Jack said drinking some rum"Jack...that's a ghost ship now and you know it"I said starring at him with sympathy"I remember someone saying no cause is lost if there is but one fool to figh for it"Jack said smirking.I smile"I hope you're right darling"I said"All part of the plan,yes?"Gibbs asked"Exactly.I arrived in London Town just this morning to rescue me love and one Joshamee Gibbs from one appointment with the gallows.Seeing as how you're still alive,I'd say it's all been very successful thus far.What happened to u Gibbs?I thgought you were employed elsewhere or otherwise engaged"Jack said"Aye.But I always listened like a thief for news of the Black Pearl.Nobody's seen where she might next make port.Then I heard a rumor:Jack Sparrow is in London witha ship looking for a crew"Gibbs said"Am not"Jack said"This is the first time we've been in London since......wait....I've never been to London after I met Jack and neither has he.We never came to London Gibbs"I said with confusion"Aye,but that's what I heard.Fact is,you're signin up men tonight.Pub is called the Captain's Daughter"Gibbs said about to take a swigg of rum but Jack took it"Am not!"Jack said"Well,I thought it a bit odd,but then you've never been he most predictable of sorts"Jack took a swigg then me,then Gibbs"Tell me something,there is another Jack Sparrow out there selling my good name?"Jack asked "An imposter"Gibbs said"Indeed"I said"But...an imposter with a ship"Jack said.I smirked"And in need of a crew"I said as I took a sip of the rum again"Which,as fate would have it,so am I" Jack said"What about you?Last I heard,you two were hell-bent to find the Fountain of Youth.Any luck?"Gibbs said starting to unravel the map.I took it and rolled it back up"Not here"I said giving it back to Jack"Circumstances arose and forced a compelling insight regarding discretion and valor"Jack said"Meaning you gave up?"Gibbs said"I did not!"Jack said in a calm but insulted way.I scoffed"Im just as ben as ever.Hellishly so"Jack said"Jessica says otherwise"Gibbs said smirking.Jack looked at me,I looked away innocently"She can never keep a straight face any more"Jack said"Im sorry...but u did give up"I said smirking"I have not....I shall taste those waters...you and I will together. Mark my words Master Gibbs"Jack said seriously.We finally halted to a stop"Oh.Short trip"Jack said chuckling as we got up,when Jack opened the door,I ran into him and Gibbs ran into me...we were at London Tower...there were guards surrounding us compleatly,guns pointed at us"All part of the plan yes?"Gibbs asked but as Jack turned he was hit in the head with a gun.I gasped as I caught him"N-no"Jack said with pain they went to take him away but I grabbed Jack's hand"You take him you take me!"I said glaring at them"Fine"Said a soldier and they dragged us both away"What are you doing luv?"Jack whispered"Jack you and I are married so if you get killed I'll be right there with you silly"I said smiling"Lets hope it wont lead to that savvy?"He asked.I nodded getting serious.So they chained us to a chair in this big room infront of a table FILLED with food.Jack was looking around.He was probably coming up with a way to escape.I,on the other hand was starring at the creme filled crumpets sitting on the doughnut.Jack looked at me then looked at them and saw them too.I looked at Jack"Dont judge me"I said and began to scott my chair closer to the tale with difficulty"I wont because Im going to do that too"Jack said and soon we were both scotting like idiots closer to the table.As we got close enough the doors opened.I accidentally kicked the table,the crumpet rolled off the table but Jack kicked it.We didnt know where it went but it went up.Soldier piled in the room.I looked up and my eyes widened seeing the crumpet stuck to the shandelier(sp)Then,some FAT man walked up to the seat across from us and sat down.He looked so disgusting"You are Jack Sparrow?"Asked a man standing beside the fat man"There should be a 'Captain' in there somewhere"Jack said smiling"I've heard of you.And you know who I am"said the fat man"Face is familiar.Have I threatened you before?"Jack asked.I kicked him from under the table"You are in the presence of George Augustus,Duke of Brunswick-Luneburg,Archtreasurer and Prince-elector of the Holy Roman Empire,King of Great Britain and Ireland and of u"Said the man on the other side of the fat man"Doesnt ring a bell"Jack said.I gave him a look"I am informed u have come to London to procure a crew for u ship"Said the the duke"Vicious rumor.Not true"Jack said"Then u lied to me when u told me u were Jack Sparrow"said the duke"I am Jack Sparrow but Im not here to procure a crew.This is someone else"Jack said swinging around his chains"Ah.Someone else named Jack Sparrow You've brought me the wrong wastrel.Find the proper 1,dispose of this imposter"Said the duke.My eyes widened"No wait wait wait.Hang on a minute.Im Jack Sparrow,the one and only.And I am in London"Jack looked at his chains and clanked them loudly"To procure a crew.To undertake a voyage""What" Jack asked"To the Fountain-Will someone please removie these infernal chains"Said the Duke angrily.I sighed shaking my head"Why..why am I married to him?"I asked myself.Jack smirked at me as they undid our chains"We know you're in possession of the map"Said the man on the right"So confiscate the map and to the gallows with them!"Said the one on the right"Have you a map?"the duke asked.Jack went to grab it but his face looked panicked"U have it..just show em"I said annoyed"No"Jack said"You lost it?!"I asked freaked out"Where is it?The truth"asked the one on the left"The truth?I lost it" Jack said standing up"Quite recently in fact"Jack said going for some food"I have a report.The Spanish have located the Fountain of Youth.I will not have some melancholy Spanish monarch"this whole time he was saying this,he was banging on the table.I was like(OnO)"A Catholic,gain eternal life!" the Duke said.Jack picked up the strawberry he was trying to get and ate it"You do know the way to the Fountain?"The duke asked"Of course I do.Look at me"Jack said smiling"May I?"I asked politely wanting one of those crumpets"Yes go on"The Duke looked at me with lust.I blushed and grabbed one and began to break a piece off and eat it.Thats how I eat big things....(LOL shut up!)"You could guide an expedition"Said the skinny man on the left.Jack then pulled out a chair on the end of the table"With your permission,your heinie,you will be providing,then a ship..."Jack threw his napkin on the floor"And a crew"Jack said smiling"And a Captain"said the Duke...then the doors opened...I gasped standing up in shock as I saw something that I would never believe to be true.........