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It's a Northern Downpour in a Church of Hot Addict

It had to be perfect. My makeup, perfect. I was proud that I could copy---or maybe, even surpass?---Ryan Ross's.

"Roxi you are done!" Candy laughed.

"Grr fine baby," I put away my eyeliner and other eye make up.

"Ready girls?" Zeb asked. We nodded. Candy don the perfecto Cobra Staship outfit, while mine centered more on Panic! At the Disco. Zeb had a Paramore shirt furthering our suspicions of his secert love of Hailey Williams.

The drive there was BORE-RING!

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"This is for all you singles out their who came with your B-F-Fs! Share the love and maybe I'll love you!" Brendon screamed.

We 'woo'-ed and sang along to Northern Downpour, my F A V O R I T E song!
If all our life is but a dream
Fantastic posing greed
Then we should feed our jewelry to the sea
For diamonds do appear to be
Just like broken glass to me

And then she said she can't believe
Genius only comes along
In storms of fabled foreign tongues
Tripping eyes, and flooded lungs
Northern downpour sends its love

Hey moon, please forget to fall down
Hey moon, don't you go down

Sugarcane in the easy mornin'
Weathervanes my one and lonely

The ink is running toward the page
It's chasin' off the days
Look back at boat feet
And that winding knee
I missed your skin when you were east
You clicked your heels and wished for me

Through playful lips made of yarn
That fragile Capricorn
Unraveled words like moths upon old scarves
I know the world's a broken bone
But melt your headaches, call it home

Hey moon, please forget to fall down
Hey moon, don't you go down

Sugarcane in the easy mornin'
Weathervanes my one and lonely
[x3]

Sugarcane (hey moon) in
(Hey moon) the easy mornin'
Weathervanes (hey moon) my
(Hey moon) one and lonely

Sugarcane (hey moon) in (hey moon)
The easy (hey moon) mornin'
Weathervanes (hey moon) my (hey moon)
One (hey moon) and lonely

[Continues in background:]
Sugarcane (hey moon) in (hey moon)
The easy (hey moon) mornin'
Weathervanes (hey moon) my (hey moon)
One (hey moon) and lonely

Hey moon, please forget to fall down
Hey moon, don't you go down
You are at the top of my lungs
Drawn to the ones who never yawn
[x2]

I screamed along and then the sexy Cobra Starship appeared.

"Hey guys I'm about to convert you all!" Gabe screamed.

Thousands confused faces and moans responded.

"TO my religion. It's called the church of hawt addiction!" He laughed.

Just let me ask you:
Hey, have you heard of my religion?
It's called the Church of Hot Addiction
And we believe that God has lust for everything

Because now,
The time has come for your devotion
And you already got a notion
Of what I need
So give it, just give it,
Just give it to me

You're willing,
I'm waiting.
Turn out the lights

Tonight I am the drug you can't deny
Tonight G-A-B-E gonna get you high
My light is electric, hey hey hey
My light is electric, yeah, hey hey hey
My light is electric, hey hey hey
My light is electric, yeah, hey hey hey
My light it electric

Just let me tell you
Hey, you gotta get the Cobra bless now
You're really only selling sex now
But I can pay
The price you charge for what I need

Because I,
I've got a nasty new compulsion
And you've already got a notion
Of what I need
So give it, just give it,
Just give it to me

You're willing,
I'm waiting.
Turn out the lights

Tonight I am the drug you can't deny
Tonight G-A-B-E gonna get you high
My light is electric
Tonight I am the drug you can't deny
Tonight G-A-B-E gonna get you high
My light is electric, hey hey hey
My light is electric, yeah, hey hey hey
My light is electric, hey hey hey
My light is electric, yeah, hey hey hey
My light is electric

I've got electric eyes
And I can get you high
I've got electric eyes
I'm gonna get you

Tonight I am the drug you can't deny
Tonight G-A-B-E gonna get you high
My light is, light is, light is
Tonight I am the drug you can't deny
Tonight G-A-B-E gonna get you high
My light is electric, hey hey hey
My light is electric, yeah, hey hey hey
My light is electric, hey hey hey
My light is electric, yeah, hey hey hey
My light is electric, hey hey hey
My light is electric, hey hey hey
My light is electric, yeah, hey hey hey
My light is electric, hey hey hey
My light is electric, yeah

"Hells Yea! Now I want you all to touch yourselves! Remember lust on!" Gabe laughed.

They played a few more songs and then finally Paramore came on.

"This one is called Hallelujah! And it's for all the single boys out tonigh!" Hailey Williams shouted.

Somehow everything's gonna fall right into place
If we only had a way to make it all fall faster everyday
If only time flew like a dove
Well God, make it fly faster than I'm falling in love

This time we're not giving up
Let's make it last forever
Screaming "hallelujah"
We'll make it last forever

Holding onto patience wearing thin
I can't force these eyes to see the end
If only time flew like a dove
We could watch it fly and just keep looking up

This time we're not giving up
Let's make it last forever
Screaming "hallelujah"
We'll make it last forever

And we've got time on our hands
(We've got time) Got nothing but time on our hands
Got nothing but, got nothing but
(We've got time) Got nothing but time on our hands

This time we're not giving up
Oh, let's make it last forever
Screaming "hallelujah" (hallelujah)
Hallelujah

We moshed. We screamed. And we danced.

<666

"Oh my blog! Imagine backstage! It must be oh my amazement!" I skipped.

"Yeaaaaaaaa," Candee grinned.

"Wow dorks," Zeb shook his head.

"Lets sneak!" I jumped.

"What!?!" Both of them asked.

"No?"

"NO!"

"Whatever I'll go by myself," I shrugged leaving my two besties gaping.

I was so close to the door when someone grabbed the back of my shirt.

"Hey leggo!" I thrushed and thrashed. But the guard got me in a bear hug.

"Stop---moving!" he went to clonk me on the head.

Two fist punched him. Both almost hitting me.
Then I realized only one of them was Zeb.
And the other was Pete Wentz.