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Someone, Somewhere

Chapter 6: The Family That Eats Together Ends Up Having a Fight

Callisto's p.o.v: My dads got told by Grandpa Emmerson to a family dinner and have it at our house since it's the biggest and and to invite Grandpa Collin and Grandma Adeline. And they are stressing out 'cause Grandpa Emmerson does not like Pops, Flynn, or Finnian what's so ever. And Grandpa also said Finny could invite Parker and we could invite friends. So I'm inviting Aya, Flynn is inviting his girlfriend Baelynn Oliver. So right now the family is getting ready in button ups and slutty dresses. The only guy I'd know who'd try to dress in girls clothes is Uncle Sky, Aunt Mina's husband. I'll see my uncle Eli and aunt Persephone and uncle Eros and aunt Winona. then my uncle Ethan with another new girl, and aunt Estella and her husband Lovino Colette.
"Okay kids get ready for company" Pops yells shakily
"Lets get moving" Dad yells then pulls Pops aside
"You'll be ok Ryder. It's just my father" Dad tells Pops
"And your father just seems to hate me" Pops says dramatically
"And so? I love you and that's all that matters" Dad tells him and kisses him..... and that spirals off to them kissing like their 18 again.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Li'l bro. Having the nerve to make out infront of your kids! Same little Ezra I remember" Uncle Eros says and Uncle Eli laughs and Dad flips them off and they all burst out laughing
"Uncle Eros, Uncle Eli" Finny says formally
"Aww c'mon kid. You don't have to be so formal with us" Eli says and messes up Finny's hair
"Jimmy all ways tells me this is how you humans act" Finny tells him
"Nope. Jimmy was wrong" Uncle Eros says
"Oh. Ok" Finny says. I see the doorbell flash and I see my aunt Persephone and my aunt Winona. Like always aunt Persephone is overdressed and Winona's outfit is ok.
"Hi" I tell my aunts and uncles and they say hi and hug me then get along with their talking. The doorbell flashes again and I open it to see Aya and she looks beautiful with her outfit, Bae's outfit is pretty too. And Parker is just in a black button-up like the rest of us guys. All the grandparents arrive. We all sit down and Pops serves everyone some spaghetti
"Oh spaghetti. How unformal" grandpa Emmerson says and Dad glares
"Actually grandpa Emmerson my father's spaghetti is the best" Finny tells grandpa
"You aren't my grandson so don't call me grandpa" Emmerson says rudely
"He is your grandson Father! He may not be blood but he is your grandson" Ezra sneers
"He's not even your husbands kid! They're his cousins! and they're batshit crazy! One has Schizophrenia and one is Bi-polar because of your husband!" Emmerson yells
"Honey" Grandma Maliah says trying to calm Emmerson down
"Get out Emmerson" Ezra says
"huh?" Emmerson questions
"I said Get out! you are no longer allowed in my house and you are no longer a part of my family. Now you and your wife can show you guys your way out" Ezra says mad but calmly
"Disrespectful little shit. I raised you! But no! you treat me like this!" Emmerson yells and Eli and Eros stand up
"But you don't remember how you hurt me when I was younger! Every time you got drunk you'd make fun of my Killian situation! And I will Not have You Put Down My Family!" Ezra yells
"Emmerson.. It's time for you to leave. You've done enough damage to this family" Ethan says and Eli, Eros, Mina, and Estella nod. Even Emmitt and Elissa agree
"Even my two youngest are gonna turn against me. Fine! But Don't come home. Stay here with your brother Ezra. Since you'd rather listen to him! I'll be by to drop off your stuff tomorrow." Emmerson says and storms off. And Mina just agrees with him! She's to scared to stand up to him. Idiot
"Emmitt, Elissa. You may stay here as long as you need. You can room with Calypso Elissa and you can sleep on the couch Emmitt" Ryder says
"Thanks Ryder. Thanks bro" Emmitt says
"Now lets start eating" Eros says and we all eat in silence. We finish eating and then everyone goes home except Emmitt and Elissa. They go to sleep. Well we all do

Ezra's p.o.v: "Ryder... I'm sorry about my father. he won't be around anymore" I say into Ryder's forehead
"It's ok love. And I wonder why he doesn't like me or my kids" Ryder questions
"What he doesn't like doesn't matter. I love you and them and that's what matters" I say and kiss him and we kiss for a bit and I try to heat things up
"No Ez. The kids are home" Ryder tells me and I whine
"Aww kids ruin everything!" I whine
"But we have five of them. And one on the way" Ryder giggles
"I know. little Rikki Leo. After one of my friends and one of yours" I say excitedly then my phone rings
"Hello?" I say
"Hi this is Rene's sister Jinny. I'd like to say that she went into labor. Nothing bad happened and they say the baby is healthy but she went into labor! So If you wanna head over now you can. Ok got to go bye!" a girl says and then hangs up
"We're gonna have a baby" I say in shock
"We're gonna have a baby!" Ryder yells and we wake up the kids and head off to the hospital