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Favorite Fictional Characters Chat

Chapter Thirteen

insaneprsnofdoom: Um...!!

NotLordV: You gotta boyfriend?

insaneprsnofdoom: Yes, I have a HUSBAND! Get away from me you old creep!! YOU’RE LIKE, 70!!

NotLordV: >.> But I’m immortal. Therefore I am not old.

insaneprsnofdoom: you’re not immortal...

NotLordV: YES I AM YOU BITCH.

insaneprsnofdoom: :’(

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snakecharmer;): YOU MADE HER CRY!

insaneprsnofdoom; WHAT THE FUCK, YOU CREEPY, PEDOPHILE RAPISTS! GET AWAY FROM ME!! D:<

NotLordV: O_o Yes ma’am! *backs off*

snakecharmer;): haha you just got told by a girl!

NotLordV: A DERANGED ONE.

snakecharmer;): hahahahaaaaaa so true.

insaneprsnofdoom: WHAT? *takes out meatcleaver* I’m gonna get swing-
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shukaku132: hey gu- uh... did I miss something?

insaneprsnofdoom: *puts meat cleaver down* Nope! Hi Shelby!

NotLordV: phew.

snakecharmer;): *slicks hair back*

insaneprsnofdoom: OH I THINK DJ IS CALLING ME BYE.

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snakecharmer;): damn... anyways....

shukaku132 she left me alone with you creepy rapists didn’t she?

NotLordV: yep. So... wanna join the DARK SIDE? I made cookies!!

http://i611.photobucket.com/albums/tt196/rehtaeh_is_goddess/darksidecookies.jpg?t=1312255007

shukaku132: what KIND of cookies?

NotLordV: uhh... chocolate chip??

shukaku132: NEVER! I WILL NEVER JOIN YOU!

NotLordV: *shrug* it was worth a shot

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NotLordV: my LOYAL FOLLOWERS! I have gathered you here today to discuss some important business. Our next plan to take over the world!

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snakecharmer;): Um. hahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

lucious_mayun: hush! *leap* draco! do not interrupt *arabesque* the Dark Lord’s *spin* speech!

NotLordV: First, we traumatize the Minster of Magic. Then, we will seize control of the ministry. Finally, I will unleash my forces and bring doom down onto the rebellion!!

bellabellabellaTRIX!: that is beautiful, my lord!

NotLordV: I know, I know.

bellabellabellaTRIX!: :D I love it. Lets start right away!

lucious_mayun: I have a picture of the minister dancing and singing in the shower for blackmail! *hands it to Voldemort, with flourish*

NotLordV: *takes picture and starts laughing* MARVELOUS! Lucius, you really are a top notch Death Eater! :D

lucious_mayun: I live to serve you, my lord. *pirouette*

NotLordV: I know.

snakecharmer;): *pirouette*

lucious_mayun: STOP STEALING MY SPOTLIGHT!

NotLordV: Stop dancing. I’ll cut off your legs.

lucious_mayun: *sits*

snakecharmer: *sits* sorry papa, sorry my lord...

NotLordV: that’s not a problem. I MADE COOKIES!

bellabellabellaTRIX!: OOH COOKIES! *eats one*

lucious_mayun: thank you my lord. *eats one*

snakecharmer;): Oh, yum! *eats a cookie*

xHalfaPrincex: *takes a cookie* um... *eats it*

NotLordV: sooo?!

bellabellabellaTRIX!: they’re WONDERFUL!

lucious_mayun: Yes, f-fantastic. *green*

snakecharmer;): amazing! *pukes in mouth*

xHalfaPrincex: great! :D

NotLordV: good. now go

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NotLordV: ...it’s good to be in charge :D

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