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Favorite Fictional Characters Chat
Chapter Fourteen
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insaneprsnofdoom: Heeheehee... hey guys!
shukaku132: Ew, the pedophile is here...
NotLordV: >.>
KingElessar: Um, what’s up?
insaneprsnofdoom: I’m going to wreak havoc at HOGWARTS!!
NotLordV: Oh yay!
KingElessar: Really? You’re almost as bad as Elladan and Elrohir.
insaneprsnofdoom: I’ll take that as a compliment! :)
KingElessar: *sigh* when are you leaving Minas Tirith?
insaneprsnofdoom: I already did! Let Dj know I’ll be home soon and make sure he doesn’t freak out.
KingElessar: Yeah, alright.
shukaku132: anyways, how are you going to terrorize Hogwarts?
insaneprsnofdoom: I have a list of things to do. It shall be a surprise :) But it’s hilarious.
shukaku132: How is it funny? Actually I don’t wanna know.
NotLordV: Can I help?!?!
insaneprsnofdoom: are you good at disguises?
NotLordV: No.
insaneprsnofdoom: then... no
NotLordV: damn...
insaneprsnofdoom: XD
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shukaku132: Now I’m all alone!! :(
KingElessar: I’m still here!
shukaku132: *sigh*
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Little_Greenleaf: Hey Shelby! Hey lovey.
shukaku132: Hey Legooo
KingElessar: Hey beautiful.
shukaku132: I’m so bored... and lonely. Rehtaeh left to go terrorize Ho-
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shukaku132: FINALLY!
insaneprsnofdoom: Wow. Go to Hogwarts at 6! THEY’RE DOING SOMETHING COOL!
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i.lyke.DICKZ!259: WHAT’S HAPPENING AT HOGWARTS?!
insaneprsnofdoom: something awesome! Great Hall, 6 pm. Got it? Good. Adrian... what the fuck?
i.lyke.DICKZ!259: haha my screen name is awesome. :)
insaneprsnofdoom: Sure. lol.
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NotLordV: CAN I COME?
insaneprsnofdoom: Um, sure. Drink some polyjuice potion and... pretend to be like... Lucius. Or some other... person. idk. But it’s gonna be awesome! It took me like, three days to prepare them though...
shukaku132: that wasn’t even five minutes!
insaneprsnofdoom: Psh, remember, international date line! and time zones.
shukaku132: yeah, but that wouldn’t make it seem like any less time...
insaneprsnofdoom: yes it would. shut up. YOU DON’T KNOW ME.
shukaku132: … yes I do...
insaneprsnofdoom: stfu.
shukaku132: don’t be a bitch
insaneprsnofdoom: sorry, that’s just how I am
KingElessar: I’m so bored
insaneprsnofdoom: shouldn’t you be working?
KingElessar: IT’S SATURDAAAAY. So no
insaneprsnofdoom: oh. Well that sucks. Dude, guess what I did.
Little_Greenleaf: what?
insaneprsnofdoom: I was running and I stepped on my foot wrong and it snapped and I fell and it hurts.
KingElessar: Do I need to fix your foot?!
insaneprsnofdoom: AAAAHHHHH NOOOO! STAY AWAY!
i.lyke.DICKZ!259: nice one fucktard.
insaneprsnofdoom: >.>
i.lyke.DICKZ!259: excuse ME Princess.
insaneprsnofdoom: STOP CALLING ME THAT >.<
i.lyke.DICKZ!259: too bad.
insaneprsnofdoom: ugh. Well yeah, guys, just come to Hogwarts at 6 for dinner! It’s gonna be great. xD
NotLordV: what are you making them do?
insaneprsnofdoom: SOMETHING EVIL!
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thePLAYAHHH!!6491: WHO IS BEING EVIL?!
insaneprsnofdoom: >:D
thePLAYAHHH!!6492: AHH! *hides behind Voldemort*
NotLordV: What the hell.
thePLAYAHHH!!6492: SAVE ME.
NotLordV: dude, I’m trying to KILL you. Why would I SAVE you?!
thePLAYAHHH!!6492: because... you... love me?
NotLordV: no, not at all.
thePLAYAHHH!!6492: shit.
insaneprsnofdoom: he loves me though. you’re jealous
NotLordV: I do.
thePLAYAHHH!!6492: no, not at all! :)
i.lyke.DICKZ!259: rehtaeh, look at your life, and your choices.
insaneprsnofdoom: HEEEEY MY HUSBAND WAS THE BEST CHOICE I EVER MADE
shukaku132: that’s sad
insaneprsnofdoom: >.> <.< >__________>
shukaku132: I get it, wow
insaneprsnofdoom: ALDKJFLA WE NEED TO GO TO HOGWARTS NOW COME ON!
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The small group wandered into Hogwarts, with Rehtaeh and Voldemort leading the small group of muggles. Rehtaeh had her arm linked with Adrian’s, and Adrian had his other arm linked with Shelby’s. Legolas and Aragorn were following behind them. Voldemort (aka Lucius) looked ecstatic to be back in Hogwarts. We walked into the slowly filling great hall, and some of the students were magicking the tables out of the way. Finally the teachers started filing in, staring at the now very still and quiet students. I led my friends to the one of the tables and sat down to watch. Once all the teachers had sat down they stood staring at the students. After a few minutes of silence, Snape saw Rehtaeh and her friends sitting in the corner, and rushed over to them.
“What did you do to these students?! Are they statues?! What happened?!”
“Oh no Snape, they’re fine. Go sit down and watch. It’ll be great!” I said. Snape rolled his eyes but walked back to his seat, shaking his head and muttering. Another silence fell and the guitarist started up the beat, and the rest of the band slowly joined in.
Draco
It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely
Adrian looked ecstatic when he heard what Draco had started singing. Rehtaeh started giggling at him and had an evil grin on her face. “Lucius” was getting into it and singing along to himself.
Pansy
Not for very much longer
Draco
I've got to keep control
I remember doing the time warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
Draco & Pansy
And the void would be calling
All:
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
Ron:
It's just a jump to the left
All:
And then a step to the right
Ron:
Put your hands on you hips
All:
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
Pansy
It's so dreamy
Oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no not at all
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention
Well secluded
I see all
Draco
With a bit of a mind flip
Pansy:
You're into the time slip
Draco
And nothing can ever be the same
Pansy
You've spaced out of sensation
Draco
Like you're under sedation.
All:
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
Hermione:
Well I was walking down the street just having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook-a me up, He took me by surprise
He had a pick up truck and the devil's eyes
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
All:
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
Ron:
It's just a jump to the left
All:
And then a step to the right
Ron
Put your hands on your hips
All:
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aizCMO-mI1Q
At the end the professors just stared. They had no idea what to make of it. Dumbledore was the only one clapping happily. The students magicked their tables back into place and started eating dinner as if nothing had happened.
“Rehtaeh...” Shelby looked at me.
“Yes?”
“There is something seriously wrong with you.”
“I know... but wasn’t it great?!”
“YES I LOVED IT!” Adrian yelled.
“The choreography was amazing.” “Lucius” said.
“Um... that was just weird.” Aragorn shook his head
“I liked it. I just don’t get it.” Legolas looked at me.
“You weren’t supposed to blondey. You weren’t supposed to.”
“Oh...?”
BACK IN THE CHAT
insaneprsnofdoom: Didn’t I teach them well?!
i.lyke.DICKZ!259: You did. I’m so proud!
shukaku132: that was just weird!! But hilarious!
insaneprsnofdoom: did you see Snape’s face?!
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xHalfaPrincex: twenty points from Gryffindor!
insaneprsnofdoom: what the fuck? I’m not even IN Gryffindor.
xHalfaPrincex: i like taking their points away.
NotLordV: xD
KingElessar: well, I’m going to go. I need a new computer. After the attack of autocorrect Legolas broke it.
Little_Greenleaf: Yes I did.
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insaneprsnofdoom: why does everyone always log off in pairs??
shukakau132: I don’t kno
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xHalfaPrincex: she has a point
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WHY DO THEY ALWAYS LOG OFF IN PAIRS? DID YOU LIKE HOGWARTS DOING THE TIME WARP? WILL HERMIONE EVER ACTUALLY LOG ON? STAY TUNED!
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insaneprsnofdoom: Heeheehee... hey guys!
shukaku132: Ew, the pedophile is here...
NotLordV: >.>
KingElessar: Um, what’s up?
insaneprsnofdoom: I’m going to wreak havoc at HOGWARTS!!
NotLordV: Oh yay!
KingElessar: Really? You’re almost as bad as Elladan and Elrohir.
insaneprsnofdoom: I’ll take that as a compliment! :)
KingElessar: *sigh* when are you leaving Minas Tirith?
insaneprsnofdoom: I already did! Let Dj know I’ll be home soon and make sure he doesn’t freak out.
KingElessar: Yeah, alright.
shukaku132: anyways, how are you going to terrorize Hogwarts?
insaneprsnofdoom: I have a list of things to do. It shall be a surprise :) But it’s hilarious.
shukaku132: How is it funny? Actually I don’t wanna know.
NotLordV: Can I help?!?!
insaneprsnofdoom: are you good at disguises?
NotLordV: No.
insaneprsnofdoom: then... no
NotLordV: damn...
insaneprsnofdoom: XD
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shukaku132: Now I’m all alone!! :(
KingElessar: I’m still here!
shukaku132: *sigh*
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Little_Greenleaf: Hey Shelby! Hey lovey.
shukaku132: Hey Legooo
KingElessar: Hey beautiful.
shukaku132: I’m so bored... and lonely. Rehtaeh left to go terrorize Ho-
insaneprsnofdoom has logged on
shukaku132: FINALLY!
insaneprsnofdoom: Wow. Go to Hogwarts at 6! THEY’RE DOING SOMETHING COOL!
i.lyke.DICKZ!259 has logged on
i.lyke.DICKZ!259: WHAT’S HAPPENING AT HOGWARTS?!
insaneprsnofdoom: something awesome! Great Hall, 6 pm. Got it? Good. Adrian... what the fuck?
i.lyke.DICKZ!259: haha my screen name is awesome. :)
insaneprsnofdoom: Sure. lol.
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NotLordV: CAN I COME?
insaneprsnofdoom: Um, sure. Drink some polyjuice potion and... pretend to be like... Lucius. Or some other... person. idk. But it’s gonna be awesome! It took me like, three days to prepare them though...
shukaku132: that wasn’t even five minutes!
insaneprsnofdoom: Psh, remember, international date line! and time zones.
shukaku132: yeah, but that wouldn’t make it seem like any less time...
insaneprsnofdoom: yes it would. shut up. YOU DON’T KNOW ME.
shukaku132: … yes I do...
insaneprsnofdoom: stfu.
shukaku132: don’t be a bitch
insaneprsnofdoom: sorry, that’s just how I am
KingElessar: I’m so bored
insaneprsnofdoom: shouldn’t you be working?
KingElessar: IT’S SATURDAAAAY. So no
insaneprsnofdoom: oh. Well that sucks. Dude, guess what I did.
Little_Greenleaf: what?
insaneprsnofdoom: I was running and I stepped on my foot wrong and it snapped and I fell and it hurts.
KingElessar: Do I need to fix your foot?!
insaneprsnofdoom: AAAAHHHHH NOOOO! STAY AWAY!
i.lyke.DICKZ!259: nice one fucktard.
insaneprsnofdoom: >.>
i.lyke.DICKZ!259: excuse ME Princess.
insaneprsnofdoom: STOP CALLING ME THAT >.<
i.lyke.DICKZ!259: too bad.
insaneprsnofdoom: ugh. Well yeah, guys, just come to Hogwarts at 6 for dinner! It’s gonna be great. xD
NotLordV: what are you making them do?
insaneprsnofdoom: SOMETHING EVIL!
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thePLAYAHHH!!6491: WHO IS BEING EVIL?!
insaneprsnofdoom: >:D
thePLAYAHHH!!6492: AHH! *hides behind Voldemort*
NotLordV: What the hell.
thePLAYAHHH!!6492: SAVE ME.
NotLordV: dude, I’m trying to KILL you. Why would I SAVE you?!
thePLAYAHHH!!6492: because... you... love me?
NotLordV: no, not at all.
thePLAYAHHH!!6492: shit.
insaneprsnofdoom: he loves me though. you’re jealous
NotLordV: I do.
thePLAYAHHH!!6492: no, not at all! :)
i.lyke.DICKZ!259: rehtaeh, look at your life, and your choices.
insaneprsnofdoom: HEEEEY MY HUSBAND WAS THE BEST CHOICE I EVER MADE
shukaku132: that’s sad
insaneprsnofdoom: >.> <.< >__________>
shukaku132: I get it, wow
insaneprsnofdoom: ALDKJFLA WE NEED TO GO TO HOGWARTS NOW COME ON!
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The small group wandered into Hogwarts, with Rehtaeh and Voldemort leading the small group of muggles. Rehtaeh had her arm linked with Adrian’s, and Adrian had his other arm linked with Shelby’s. Legolas and Aragorn were following behind them. Voldemort (aka Lucius) looked ecstatic to be back in Hogwarts. We walked into the slowly filling great hall, and some of the students were magicking the tables out of the way. Finally the teachers started filing in, staring at the now very still and quiet students. I led my friends to the one of the tables and sat down to watch. Once all the teachers had sat down they stood staring at the students. After a few minutes of silence, Snape saw Rehtaeh and her friends sitting in the corner, and rushed over to them.
“What did you do to these students?! Are they statues?! What happened?!”
“Oh no Snape, they’re fine. Go sit down and watch. It’ll be great!” I said. Snape rolled his eyes but walked back to his seat, shaking his head and muttering. Another silence fell and the guitarist started up the beat, and the rest of the band slowly joined in.
Draco
It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely
Adrian looked ecstatic when he heard what Draco had started singing. Rehtaeh started giggling at him and had an evil grin on her face. “Lucius” was getting into it and singing along to himself.
Pansy
Not for very much longer
Draco
I've got to keep control
I remember doing the time warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
Draco & Pansy
And the void would be calling
All:
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
Ron:
It's just a jump to the left
All:
And then a step to the right
Ron:
Put your hands on you hips
All:
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
Pansy
It's so dreamy
Oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no not at all
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention
Well secluded
I see all
Draco
With a bit of a mind flip
Pansy:
You're into the time slip
Draco
And nothing can ever be the same
Pansy
You've spaced out of sensation
Draco
Like you're under sedation.
All:
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
Hermione:
Well I was walking down the street just having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook-a me up, He took me by surprise
He had a pick up truck and the devil's eyes
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
All:
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
Ron:
It's just a jump to the left
All:
And then a step to the right
Ron
Put your hands on your hips
All:
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aizCMO-mI1Q
At the end the professors just stared. They had no idea what to make of it. Dumbledore was the only one clapping happily. The students magicked their tables back into place and started eating dinner as if nothing had happened.
“Rehtaeh...” Shelby looked at me.
“Yes?”
“There is something seriously wrong with you.”
“I know... but wasn’t it great?!”
“YES I LOVED IT!” Adrian yelled.
“The choreography was amazing.” “Lucius” said.
“Um... that was just weird.” Aragorn shook his head
“I liked it. I just don’t get it.” Legolas looked at me.
“You weren’t supposed to blondey. You weren’t supposed to.”
“Oh...?”
BACK IN THE CHAT
insaneprsnofdoom: Didn’t I teach them well?!
i.lyke.DICKZ!259: You did. I’m so proud!
shukaku132: that was just weird!! But hilarious!
insaneprsnofdoom: did you see Snape’s face?!
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xHalfaPrincex: twenty points from Gryffindor!
insaneprsnofdoom: what the fuck? I’m not even IN Gryffindor.
xHalfaPrincex: i like taking their points away.
NotLordV: xD
KingElessar: well, I’m going to go. I need a new computer. After the attack of autocorrect Legolas broke it.
Little_Greenleaf: Yes I did.
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insaneprsnofdoom: why does everyone always log off in pairs??
shukakau132: I don’t kno
w
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xHalfaPrincex: she has a point
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WHY DO THEY ALWAYS LOG OFF IN PAIRS? DID YOU LIKE HOGWARTS DOING THE TIME WARP? WILL HERMIONE EVER ACTUALLY LOG ON? STAY TUNED!