Favorite Fictional Characters Chat

thePLAYAHHH!!6491: *gasp* it’s..... SEVERUS SNAKE!!!
snakecharmer;): first of all... his name is Severus SNAPE, not SNAKE, Potter. And you are wrong. I’m not Severus Snape.
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: well... who else is an obvious emo homosexual??
snakecharmer;): >.>
insaneprsnofdoom: XD
snakecharmer;): Potter, I’m not emo, and I’m not a homosexual! why else would I know insaneprsnofdoom as Mistress Bondage?
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: because she’s obviously a part time hooker/porn star who works through chat rooms to get people off?
snakecharmer;): I hate you.
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: then you must be... DRACO MALFOY! My arch enemy at Hogwarts!
snakecharmer;): No shit you little twit.
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: arse
snakecharmer;): fatass
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: ugly!
snakecharmer;): idiot!
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: blondey!
snakecharmer;): cum guzzling gutter slut!!
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: is that what ‘Mistress Bondage’ calls you??
insaneprsnofdoom: OOOOOH!!
snakecharmer;); you’ve won this time Potter! but I’LL BE BACK!!

Little_Greanleaf has logged on

Little_Greanleaf: Hello? Aragorn said he’d meet me here!
insaneprsnofdoom: Hey Legolas! What’s goin on babe??
Little_Greenleaf: oh nothing much sweetheart, how bout you?
insaneprsnofdoom: oh nothing, just chilling with Harry!! I’m waiting for Shelby to return
thePLAYAHHH!!6419: who’s he?
insaneprsnofdoom: Prince Legolas of the Mirkwood Realm.
thePLAYAHHH!!6419: He’s too girly to be a prince, isn’t he?
Little_Greenleaf: *takes out bow* TAKE IT BACK, BITCH!!
thePLAYAHHH!!6419: AH SHIT!! I’m sorry, your Highness!!
Little_Greenleaf: good boy... *Puts bow away and smirks*
insaneprsnofdoom: hot. I-I mean... sorry.
Little_Greenleaf: that’s alright :) I like you insaneprsnofdoom
insaneprsnofdoom: Well DUH! You’re like, BFFs with my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great GREAAAAT! Grandfather, King Elessar.

Little_Greenleaf: Aragorn is your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great
great great great great great great great great great great great great great GREAAAAT grandfather?!
insaneprsnofdoom: Yep!! :D Teehee!
Little_Greenleaf: that’s fuckin awesome!
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: Who is King Elessar?
insaneprsnofdoom: Ya know, King Aragorn? Elfstone? Strider? Heir of Isildur? King of Gondor? Not ringing a bell?
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: No. not really.
insaneprsnofdoom -_-;; idiot. Honestly, don’t you READ??
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: No. I don’t know how.
insaneprsnofdoom: …. I have no comment.
Little_Greenleaf: well, if you can’t read, how are you in this chatroom? and how do you know what we’re saying?
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: Ron can read! Duh!!
insaneprsnofdoom: I have a hard time believing that.... but okay. Hi Ron!
thePLAYAHHH!!6491: he says hello. I have to log off. I have some flowers for someone and she’s here. Bye! *logs off*
Little_Greenleaf: Is Aragorn EVER going to log on?! I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR AN HOUR!
insaneprsnofdoom: Maybe five or ten minutes. time is nothing for an Elf remember??
Little_Greenleaf: You’re right. I just miss him.
insaneprsnofdoom: He’ll be here! He never breaks his promises! Right??
Little_Greenleaf: :) Right

-MEANWHILE, IN GONDOR, KING ARAGORN’S CHAMBERS-

Aragorn: *beating computer with baseball bat* GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT NEVER WORKS! I NEED to get to Legolas! I PROMISED HIM. I PROOOOOMIIIIIIIIIISED!

-Back in the Chat, an hour later-

Little_Greenleaf: :( *sigh* Okay... well... this kind of sucks...
insaneprsnofdoom: don’t lose hope Greenleaf! Don’t lo-

Little_Greenleaf has signed off

insaneprsnofdoom: -_- so much for that...

insaneprsnofdoom has signed off

WILL ARAGORN GET A NEW COMPUTER? WILL HE FULFILL HIS PROMISE?! Tune in next time! :D