Status: I'm just experimenting with this. If this becomes popular than I will write more (I wrote this when I was younger, I'll try rewriting it, just to see how much I've improved)
Addiction
Liam's Duck
Ok... So me and my sister share a room. So, we were sitting on my bed talking about the boys and their ships. My sister likes Barry so she goes, "If Harry and Niall fuck everyday, Niall sucks and Harry fucks!" And I laughed. So I responded with "No Harry sucks, Niall fucks. Harry is too cupcake to fuck." Then my sister decides to say the most fattest fucking lie ever.. "Niall has too small of a duck to fuck." So I get mah bitch mode on.. Then we start arguing about who's is bigger. We didn't even notice my mom come in the room. So she's just standing there looking at us, then she just blurts out. "Girls, let's be honest... Liam fucks all.." And I was all like OMG YAAASSS you go mum!! And my sister is just freaking out and screaming.. It was just so funny....
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Yes... She did actually say duck... Sorry this wasn't a chapter.. I just wanted to post something other than sadness... To make you happy before your storm of tears