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The Adventures of Gerard
Gerard is Sad!
Gerard was sad that Mikey died. He decided to stay in his room for the rest of his life because he was so sad.
"I'm soo sad!" Gerard said and cried some more. That made his puddle of tears bigger. Soon his carpet would be all moldy from the tears, but he didn't care.
"If only I had let Mikey come with me to the amusement park!" He sobbed and opened up an X-Men comic book.
"Wolverine understands me, he'll make everything better!" Gerard exclaimed. But Woverine just stared at him.
"TALK TO ME YOU STUPID PIECE OF POOP!" Gerard screamed. This made Wolverine sad and gave him yet another reason not to talk to Gerard. Gerard closed the book and threw it out the window.
"I HATE EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD!" He screamed and started throwing all his underwear out the window at nearby pedestrians.
Poor Gerard!
To be continued...
"I'm soo sad!" Gerard said and cried some more. That made his puddle of tears bigger. Soon his carpet would be all moldy from the tears, but he didn't care.
"If only I had let Mikey come with me to the amusement park!" He sobbed and opened up an X-Men comic book.
"Wolverine understands me, he'll make everything better!" Gerard exclaimed. But Woverine just stared at him.
"TALK TO ME YOU STUPID PIECE OF POOP!" Gerard screamed. This made Wolverine sad and gave him yet another reason not to talk to Gerard. Gerard closed the book and threw it out the window.
"I HATE EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD!" He screamed and started throwing all his underwear out the window at nearby pedestrians.
Poor Gerard!
To be continued...