10 Reasons Why the Internet Is No Longer Allowed at Hogwarts

Reason # 3

“Um... Professor Snape?” Neville Longbottom nervously approached the desk.

“What is it, Longbottom?” Snape growled, making the boy jump.

“Have you ever heard of the Weekly World News?”

Oh no. Yes, Severus had heard of it. It was a silly muggle magazine that published rubbish articles about alien abductions and two-headed demon babies. Complete and utter trash is what it was.

“Yes, why?” he asked the boy suspiciously.

“I get it delivered for a bit of a laugh,” Neville shrugged, “but this month, I recognized the new reporter.” He handed over a copy of the magazine and Severus recognized the name of the reporter as well.

***THE SEARCH FOR THE BLIBBERING HUMDINGER

BY LUNA LOVEGOOD***

“Luna's been using e-mail to send in the magazine articles.”
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