What Writer in Their "Right" Mind ...
It's a 454 word satire about all the shitty fiction on Mibba.
"Hi. My name’s Helena. I’m going on tour with My Chemical Romance because otherwise how the fuck would there be a story in the first place? I mean, what writer in their “right” mind would NOT send some random ass chick on tour with some band that isn’t stupid enough to take some random ass chick on tour with them on the first place?"
- Part One
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"I’m Bipolar, you know. I cut my wrist with a razorblade and it’s oh-so-poetic. And I write poetry. Deep, dark poetry that’s black like the emptiness of my soul. My blood is beautiful and my poems are deep and moving. I’m this depressed Bipolar poetic cutter girl. But I’m not emo. So not emo."
- Part Two
"Hi. My name’s Helena. I’m going on tour with My Chemical Romance because otherwise how the fuck would there be a story in the first place? I mean, what writer in their “right” mind would NOT send some random ass chick on tour with some band that isn’t stupid enough to take some random ass chick on tour with them on the first place?"
- Part One
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"I’m Bipolar, you know. I cut my wrist with a razorblade and it’s oh-so-poetic. And I write poetry. Deep, dark poetry that’s black like the emptiness of my soul. My blood is beautiful and my poems are deep and moving. I’m this depressed Bipolar poetic cutter girl. But I’m not emo. So not emo."
- Part Two
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What Writer in Their "Right" Mind ...
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Poetic Cutter Girl & Dark-Souled Poet Boy
Let's play with the bullshit of cutting, drugs, and the deep dark abyss of the dumbass teenage girl's soul.