Why So Serious?

Enter: Clowns

It's silly. It's just a silly little fear. It's so silly. It's ridiculous. Why would you be afraid of something like that? It's just silly. It's so silly.

Barry, from economics, Barry is afraid. He's afraid of silly things. Like heights. And guns. And clowns. Barry is afraid of heights and guns and clowns. Silly Barry. Who's afraid of clowns?

He thinks clowns are fun. Clowns with big red lips and white faces. Clowns, clowns who make jokes. Clowns that squirt water out of flowers. Clowns that grin. Clowns that grin and squirt water out of flowers and make jokes and have red lips and white faces.

Barry hates all those clowns. Barry hates clown cars and clown noses. Barry hates their rep lips and bright attitudes. Barry hates clowns with big shoes and white faces. Barry hates all clowns.

He likes clown sounds. He likes clown ways. Clowns are fun. Clowns are striking. Clowns are striking and fun. Clowns are clowns.

He loves clown smiles. He loves clowns. He hates clown frowns. And crying clowns. He hates all sad clowns. Clowns are supposed to be happy. Clowns are the ones who are supposed to be asking Why so serious? not the other way around.