This Is Rare, Seriously

Katy Perry has signed on.
Burning Up for the Jonas Brothers has signed on.
Gerard Way has signed on.

Gerard Way: .. uhm, yeah... Which one is Ray D:
Katy Perry: Me.
Burning Up for the Jonas Brothers: I'm Bob.
Gerard Way: ..Bob.. I'm not EVEN going to ask.
Burning Up for the Jonas Brothers: But don't you want to know why..?
Katy Perry: She's my latest music obsession ^^
Gerard Way: ...Ray, are you.. okay? No wait... I should ask BOB that >.>
Burning Up for the Jonas Brothers: Shut up... They have catchy songs & JB R LYK KWL!!!11!

Katy Perry: Dear God, that's worse than Gerard's grammar D: !
Gerard Way: Fuck you, Ray. F U.
Katy Perry: See >.>
Burning Up for the Jonas Brothers: ..I'M LYK DERE BIGST F4N!
Katy Perry: Bob... I don't know.

Mikey Way has signed on.

Gerard Way: Thank God! Mikey.
Mikey Way: Yeah, which one is Ray..?
Katy Perry: Over here -_-"
Burning Up for the Jonas Brothers: Bob.
Mikey Way: o_o I'm not even going to ask.
Burning Up for the Jonas Brothers: Why won't anyone talk to me D:

Frank Iero has signed on.

Frank Iero: Katy Perry!? Who got her email?
Mikey Way: That's RAY >.>
Frank Iero: Oh dear God D:
Katy Perry: Haha, come on Frankie, you so want me..
Frank Iero: ...eww, no.
Burning Up for the Jonas Brothers: Hey, Frankie McShort Short.
Frank Iero: Shut up... whoever you are... Nick? Kevin? LKSJDA.. JOE!?
Burning Up for the Jonas Brothers: BOB! BOB BRYAR, YOU IDIOT.

Gerard Way: ... let us ignore Bob.
Mikey Way: We shall :D
Katy Perry: This should be fun :3
Frank Iero: I'm in.

Burning Up for the Jonas Brothers: bastards -_-

above the influence has been added to the conversation.

Gerard Way: GEE!
Katy Perry: Isn't that weird?
Mikey Way: what?
Frank Iero: Gerard typing his own nickname down.. Makes him look crazy xD
Burning Up for the Jonas Brothers: ... fine.
above the influence: Okay... Role playing as ... Gerard Way, Mikey Way, Frank Iero, Katy Perry, and a JB Fangirl - sweeet.

Mikey Way: anyone cooked breakfast?
Frank Iero: Yeah, me... Eggs :3
Katy Perry: -barfs-
Frank Iero: Shut up! That's mean >P
Gerard Way: Yeah, Ray... Apologize to Shorty before he bites you xD
Frank Iero: ... short, but big down there >D

above the influence: o_o ... I just.. got that o__o
Gerard Way: Way to go idiot... you scared a kid.
Katy Perry: Pun intended?
Mikey Way: ..never.
Frank Iero: Gerard Way you are so going down. Way down!
Gerard Way: ...pun intended?
Frank Iero: indeed.

above the influence: lol.
Burning Up for the Jonas Brothers: HELLO!? Anyone gonna ask if I'm hungry!?

Mikey Way: ... I hear.. a buzz.
Katy Perry: I smell fire xD
Frank Iero and Gerard Way: LOL.
above the influence: aww, you guys are mean - don't worry JB Fangirl, I'll be your friend...
Burning Up for the Jonas Brothers: really ?
above the influence: yeah.. just.. don't go rabid on me >.>

Burning Up for the Jonas Brothers: OMG, LYK OK!

above the influence: Thou used evil chatspeak. Thou shall condemned before ye.
Gerard Way: Mikey, your friend is... broken.
Mikey Way: ... she spends too much time on mibba >D
above the influence: indeed I do.
Katy Perry: GRAMMAR NAZI D:
Frank Iero: O LYK U GET MAD IF I DO DIS?!!?!

above the influence: stop. stop thou nuisance.
Mikey Way: Hahaha, over load.
Gerard Way: OH WE DONT BITE. SRSLY WE R LYK KWL PPL -evil grin-
Frank Iero: BE OUR FWEN. CUM ON!
Katy Perry: ...eww. 'cum' on?
Frank Iero: STOP BEING PERVERTED, RAY.
Mikey Way: CUM ON!

above the influence has signed off.

Gerard Way: Idiots scared her away.
Mikey Way: I wouldn't be talking Jared.
Frank Iero: Shut up Mickay*
Katy Perry: ....morons.
Mikey Way, Gerard Way, and Frank Iero: BE QUIET FRO MAN.
Katy Perry: DDDD: ouch.

Burning Up for the Jonas Brothers: ...EPIC FAIL.