Real Boys Kiss Boys
Cuuuteeeeee
My mobile rings. I pick it up.
“hello?” I ask.
“Hiii it´s me.”
“Hey sugar.” I answer.
“You won´t belive me what happened!!!”
“calm down ... what happened?” I ask him.
“COME OVER and you´ll see it! It´s so cuuuuteee!” he hangs up.
*beep beep beep beep beep*
great ... I take a shower, get dressed and walk over to see the ... `cuuuuteee something`
[ at the way house ]
“FRANKIE!!! Look at this!” Gerard points at the pink cage.
“what?” I ask. I hope my hamster isn´t dead or something ...
“look ... “ Gerard´s voice sounds strange ...
I look at my hamster. And then at Gerard´s. But what´s this ..?
“AAAH!!! HAMSTER BABIES!!!!” I scream pointing at the lil bunch of baby hamsters.
“right ... lil hamsters ... our babie hamsters.” Gerard watches them with shining eyes.
It´s like they were our babies. I mean human being ... anyway ...
“they are so cuuuteeeee ...”
“Gerard please stop stretching the word `cute`okay?” I laugh.
“okay okay ... but they´re-“
“- so cute! I know!” I finish his sentence.
“hey Frank ...” I turn around and see Mikey standing in the doorway.
“hi Mikes.”
“I´m sorry ... last night it was ... just a joke!”
“I know ... I forgive you ... but if you do that again to me I´ll fucking kill you!!”
we almost laugh our heads off. We sit there for a moment watching the hamsters.
“Does your hamster have a name?” I ask Gerard.
He shakes his head.
“noo – yours?”
“hmm ... Jonny?” I look at him questioning.
“yeah Jonny and Randy!” We laugh.
“Guys please ... you won´t give your hamsters such terrible names, will you?” Mikey looks seriously.
“ehrm let me see ... Jonny and ... or we call the hamsters by the names of you lil brothers!” Gerard shouts. I shake my head.
“noo that isn´t a good idea ... the name of my hamster is ...”
“Bubble?” we look at Gerard.
“yeah ... pretty cool, huh?!” he smiles.
“The name of my hamster is Pansy.”
“come on! They fucked each other – your hamster isn´t gay”
“But I like the name!”
“Okay then ... Bubble and ... Pansy ... what shall we do about all your lil babies?!” Gerard looks questioning at our pets.
“hello?” I ask.
“Hiii it´s me.”
“Hey sugar.” I answer.
“You won´t belive me what happened!!!”
“calm down ... what happened?” I ask him.
“COME OVER and you´ll see it! It´s so cuuuuteee!” he hangs up.
*beep beep beep beep beep*
great ... I take a shower, get dressed and walk over to see the ... `cuuuuteee something`
[ at the way house ]
“FRANKIE!!! Look at this!” Gerard points at the pink cage.
“what?” I ask. I hope my hamster isn´t dead or something ...
“look ... “ Gerard´s voice sounds strange ...
I look at my hamster. And then at Gerard´s. But what´s this ..?
“AAAH!!! HAMSTER BABIES!!!!” I scream pointing at the lil bunch of baby hamsters.
“right ... lil hamsters ... our babie hamsters.” Gerard watches them with shining eyes.
It´s like they were our babies. I mean human being ... anyway ...
“they are so cuuuteeeee ...”
“Gerard please stop stretching the word `cute`okay?” I laugh.
“okay okay ... but they´re-“
“- so cute! I know!” I finish his sentence.
“hey Frank ...” I turn around and see Mikey standing in the doorway.
“hi Mikes.”
“I´m sorry ... last night it was ... just a joke!”
“I know ... I forgive you ... but if you do that again to me I´ll fucking kill you!!”
we almost laugh our heads off. We sit there for a moment watching the hamsters.
“Does your hamster have a name?” I ask Gerard.
He shakes his head.
“noo – yours?”
“hmm ... Jonny?” I look at him questioning.
“yeah Jonny and Randy!” We laugh.
“Guys please ... you won´t give your hamsters such terrible names, will you?” Mikey looks seriously.
“ehrm let me see ... Jonny and ... or we call the hamsters by the names of you lil brothers!” Gerard shouts. I shake my head.
“noo that isn´t a good idea ... the name of my hamster is ...”
“Bubble?” we look at Gerard.
“yeah ... pretty cool, huh?!” he smiles.
“The name of my hamster is Pansy.”
“come on! They fucked each other – your hamster isn´t gay”
“But I like the name!”
“Okay then ... Bubble and ... Pansy ... what shall we do about all your lil babies?!” Gerard looks questioning at our pets.