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Small Talk On IM
Johnny’s POV
Great. We’re all sat in the same room, yet we’re all on AIM talking to each other. It’s stupid, really.
Sheraba says: Why, dear god, why?!
Love It or Die says: What?
Sheraba says: Why are you eating whipped cum?
Stallion Duck says: What’s this about whipped cum?
Sheraba says: Layla’s eating it.
Your Mom says: What?! Who’s?!
Love It or Die says: I’m not. It’s Marshmallow Fluff, obviously.
Sheraba says: Oh yeah, ‘cause that’s soooo obvious.
Love It or Die says: Well, it would be if you were looking properly. ‘Cause then you could see the tub which it’s in.
Sheraba says: It doesn’t help that you’re eating it erotically.
Love It or Die says: *Cheeky grin*
Your Mom says: Erotically? It’s a bit early for that, isn’t it, love? Couldn’t you wait until we’re in our bunk?
Love It or Die says: Sorry, couldn’t help it. I’ll stop now.
The Harlot says: Oh thank god, I thought she’d never stop eating that white stuff.
Vlud says: Pippa and Matt want sex.
Mr Muscle says: Thanks for that Danni, we respect your privacy too.
Vlud says: You love me =]
Sheeps ‘r’ Us says: What ever you say…
Vlud says: *Pouts*
Is It Such A Syn? says: So you say that yet you still pout at the same time?
Vlud says: Yes. Excuse me if I’m not as clever as your oh-so ginger fiancée and if I do retarded things.
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: Did you just call me ginger?
Vlud says: Obviously. Who else here has ginger hair?
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: I hate you.
Vlud says: Nice to know.
Allanal says: Long time, no phone sex, Sophs.
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: I know, sucks. We need some. Soon.
JBdizz says: Excuse me?
Allanal says: Phone sex? Never heard of it? Where’ve you been?
Mattay says: Can I join?
Is It Such A Syn? says: Hands off my girl, Berry.
V.Shadz says: Hey guys! How’s the tour going?
Mr Muscles says: Val? Why the fuck are you in the conversation?
V.Shadz says: What? Don’t you want to talk to us?
Sheeps ‘r’ Us says: Us? Who the fuck is us? And why do you think you still have some moronic claim over my man? Change your name, ho.
V.Shadz says: Your man? That’s where you’re wrong, jailbait.
Sheeps ‘r’ Us says: Jailbait? Who the fuck are you calling jailbait, skank.
V.Shadz says: You, obviously.
Haner’s Ho says: How’s the tour, love?
Is It Such A Syn? says: Who’re you calling love? Go back to your brothel, Michelle.
V.Shadz says: Don’t you fucking talk to my sister like that!
Is It Such A Syn? says: Guess what, I just did, idiot.
Haner’s Ho says: But BriBri! I thought you loved me!
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: Brian! Are you cheating on me?!
Is It Such A Syn? says: Sophie, love, no I’m not. Michelle seems to have it in her head that we’re still together and that I love her.
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: Oh, that’s okay then =]
Haner’s Ho says: Sophie?! Who the fuck is Sophie?!
Is It Such A Syn? says: My fiancée, obviously.
Haner’s Ho says: Your fiancée?! We were together four years and you never proposed to me!
Is It Such A Syn? says: Does that give you some indication as to how I felt about you, then?
Miss Vengeance says: Hey Zacky cakes! How’re you babe? Are you missing me?
Love It or Die says: Stay the fuck away from my man, Gena.
Miss Vengeance says: Who do you think you are, telling me to stay away from my boyfriend.
Love It or Die says: Your ‘boyfriend’s fiancée, that’s who.
Miss Vengeance says: Zacky cakes! Some whore thinks you’re going to marry her!
Your Mom says: Maybe that’s ‘cause I am going to.
Miss Vengeance says: But Zacky! What about me?
Your Mom says: What about you? You cheated on me. End of conversation. Leave me and my fiancée alone.
The Harlot says: Why doesn’t someone just block them or delete them so then we can talk in peace?
Vlud says: Wow, clever Johnny.
Miss Vengeance has been deleted
Haner’s Ho has been deleted
V.Shadz has been deleted
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: Back to business, people. We have weddings to plan.
Mr Muscles says: Something tells me that this is going to be a long conversation.
Your Mom says: Yeah, but you don’t actually have to pay attention to this.
Love It or Die says: *gasps* ZACKY!
Your Mom says: Sorry, love.
Love It or Die says: You will be.
Mr Muscles says: So, Pippa…private time?
Sheeps ‘r’ Us says: Sorry, Matt. No can do. I’m helping plan.
Mr Muscles says: Damn.
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: Hey! Matt! You agreed to give me away! You’re helping, too!
Mr Muscles says: Bollocks.
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: Right, Layla, have you talked to your brother yet?
Love It or Die says: Errm, no. I did call him, but no one was in…
Your Mom says: Your brother?
Love It or Die says: Yeah, he’s gonna give me away, hopefully.
Your Mom says: Isn’t your father supposed to do that?
Love It or Die says: Traditionally, yes. But my dad can’t walk very far ‘cause of some thing with his knees, so my brother’s gonna.
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: And does Matt look like my dad to you?
Your Mom says: Okay, I get it. Next point?
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: Color scheme?
Is It Such A Syn? says: PURPLE!
Your Mom says: Should have guessed.
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: Purple and…
Your Mom says: SILVER!
Love It or Die says: Cream?
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: Purple and cream it is.
Your Mom says: DAMMIT!
Love It or Die says: Soph, have you found any decent dresses yet?
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: Nope, we should go on a wander when we get to the next venue.
Love It or Die says: Agreed.
Sheeps ‘r’ Us says: I wanna come!
Vlud says: Me too!
Sheraba says: And me!
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: You coming as well, Allanah?
Allanal says: Sure, why not?
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: That’s settled, then.
The Harlot says: Okay, enough wedding talk for one day.
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: Urgh, fine.
Sheeps ‘r’ Us says: QI!
Mr Muscles says: Huh?
Allanal says: Awh, dude! I love that show!
Vlud says: Stephen Fry is legendary.
Love It or Die says: Indeed he is.
Your Mom says: Fucking gay.
Is It Such A Syn? says: Agreed.
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: Great, we’re marrying homophobes.
Love It or Die says: Urgh. Oh joy.
Is It Such A Syn? says: We’re not homophobes! We have no problem with lesbians!
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: Have you told him.
Love It or Die says: Not as such.
Your Mom says: Tell me what?
Love It or Die says: Thanks for that, Soph.
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: No problem 
Your Mom says: Tell me!
Love It or Die says: Another time, love.
Your Mom says: Fine. Meanie.
Vlud says: Ha! He’s pouting!
Sheraba says: How cute.
Your Mom says: OI!
Stallion Duck says: If I were a guy, what would I say in this situation?
Sheeps ‘r’ Us says: LMFAO!
Stallion Duck says: Did I really just type that?
Mr Muscles says: Yep.
Stallion Duck says: Damn.
Sheraba says: You’re screwed.
Stallion Duck says: You know I am, you’re the one who does it.
Sheraba says: That made no sense.
Stallion Duck says: Well, it did in my head!
Sheraba says: What ever you say, Jim.
Great. We’re all sat in the same room, yet we’re all on AIM talking to each other. It’s stupid, really.
Sheraba says: Why, dear god, why?!
Love It or Die says: What?
Sheraba says: Why are you eating whipped cum?
Stallion Duck says: What’s this about whipped cum?
Sheraba says: Layla’s eating it.
Your Mom says: What?! Who’s?!
Love It or Die says: I’m not. It’s Marshmallow Fluff, obviously.
Sheraba says: Oh yeah, ‘cause that’s soooo obvious.
Love It or Die says: Well, it would be if you were looking properly. ‘Cause then you could see the tub which it’s in.
Sheraba says: It doesn’t help that you’re eating it erotically.
Love It or Die says: *Cheeky grin*
Your Mom says: Erotically? It’s a bit early for that, isn’t it, love? Couldn’t you wait until we’re in our bunk?
Love It or Die says: Sorry, couldn’t help it. I’ll stop now.
The Harlot says: Oh thank god, I thought she’d never stop eating that white stuff.
Vlud says: Pippa and Matt want sex.
Mr Muscle says: Thanks for that Danni, we respect your privacy too.
Vlud says: You love me =]
Sheeps ‘r’ Us says: What ever you say…
Vlud says: *Pouts*
Is It Such A Syn? says: So you say that yet you still pout at the same time?
Vlud says: Yes. Excuse me if I’m not as clever as your oh-so ginger fiancée and if I do retarded things.
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: Did you just call me ginger?
Vlud says: Obviously. Who else here has ginger hair?
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: I hate you.
Vlud says: Nice to know.
Allanal says: Long time, no phone sex, Sophs.
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: I know, sucks. We need some. Soon.
JBdizz says: Excuse me?
Allanal says: Phone sex? Never heard of it? Where’ve you been?
Mattay says: Can I join?
Is It Such A Syn? says: Hands off my girl, Berry.
V.Shadz says: Hey guys! How’s the tour going?
Mr Muscles says: Val? Why the fuck are you in the conversation?
V.Shadz says: What? Don’t you want to talk to us?
Sheeps ‘r’ Us says: Us? Who the fuck is us? And why do you think you still have some moronic claim over my man? Change your name, ho.
V.Shadz says: Your man? That’s where you’re wrong, jailbait.
Sheeps ‘r’ Us says: Jailbait? Who the fuck are you calling jailbait, skank.
V.Shadz says: You, obviously.
Haner’s Ho says: How’s the tour, love?
Is It Such A Syn? says: Who’re you calling love? Go back to your brothel, Michelle.
V.Shadz says: Don’t you fucking talk to my sister like that!
Is It Such A Syn? says: Guess what, I just did, idiot.
Haner’s Ho says: But BriBri! I thought you loved me!
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: Brian! Are you cheating on me?!
Is It Such A Syn? says: Sophie, love, no I’m not. Michelle seems to have it in her head that we’re still together and that I love her.
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: Oh, that’s okay then =]
Haner’s Ho says: Sophie?! Who the fuck is Sophie?!
Is It Such A Syn? says: My fiancée, obviously.
Haner’s Ho says: Your fiancée?! We were together four years and you never proposed to me!
Is It Such A Syn? says: Does that give you some indication as to how I felt about you, then?
Miss Vengeance says: Hey Zacky cakes! How’re you babe? Are you missing me?
Love It or Die says: Stay the fuck away from my man, Gena.
Miss Vengeance says: Who do you think you are, telling me to stay away from my boyfriend.
Love It or Die says: Your ‘boyfriend’s fiancée, that’s who.
Miss Vengeance says: Zacky cakes! Some whore thinks you’re going to marry her!
Your Mom says: Maybe that’s ‘cause I am going to.
Miss Vengeance says: But Zacky! What about me?
Your Mom says: What about you? You cheated on me. End of conversation. Leave me and my fiancée alone.
The Harlot says: Why doesn’t someone just block them or delete them so then we can talk in peace?
Vlud says: Wow, clever Johnny.
Miss Vengeance has been deleted
Haner’s Ho has been deleted
V.Shadz has been deleted
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: Back to business, people. We have weddings to plan.
Mr Muscles says: Something tells me that this is going to be a long conversation.
Your Mom says: Yeah, but you don’t actually have to pay attention to this.
Love It or Die says: *gasps* ZACKY!
Your Mom says: Sorry, love.
Love It or Die says: You will be.
Mr Muscles says: So, Pippa…private time?
Sheeps ‘r’ Us says: Sorry, Matt. No can do. I’m helping plan.
Mr Muscles says: Damn.
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: Hey! Matt! You agreed to give me away! You’re helping, too!
Mr Muscles says: Bollocks.
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: Right, Layla, have you talked to your brother yet?
Love It or Die says: Errm, no. I did call him, but no one was in…
Your Mom says: Your brother?
Love It or Die says: Yeah, he’s gonna give me away, hopefully.
Your Mom says: Isn’t your father supposed to do that?
Love It or Die says: Traditionally, yes. But my dad can’t walk very far ‘cause of some thing with his knees, so my brother’s gonna.
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: And does Matt look like my dad to you?
Your Mom says: Okay, I get it. Next point?
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: Color scheme?
Is It Such A Syn? says: PURPLE!
Your Mom says: Should have guessed.
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: Purple and…
Your Mom says: SILVER!
Love It or Die says: Cream?
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: Purple and cream it is.
Your Mom says: DAMMIT!
Love It or Die says: Soph, have you found any decent dresses yet?
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: Nope, we should go on a wander when we get to the next venue.
Love It or Die says: Agreed.
Sheeps ‘r’ Us says: I wanna come!
Vlud says: Me too!
Sheraba says: And me!
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: You coming as well, Allanah?
Allanal says: Sure, why not?
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: That’s settled, then.
The Harlot says: Okay, enough wedding talk for one day.
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: Urgh, fine.
Sheeps ‘r’ Us says: QI!
Mr Muscles says: Huh?
Allanal says: Awh, dude! I love that show!
Vlud says: Stephen Fry is legendary.
Love It or Die says: Indeed he is.
Your Mom says: Fucking gay.
Is It Such A Syn? says: Agreed.
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: Great, we’re marrying homophobes.
Love It or Die says: Urgh. Oh joy.
Is It Such A Syn? says: We’re not homophobes! We have no problem with lesbians!
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: Have you told him.
Love It or Die says: Not as such.
Your Mom says: Tell me what?
Love It or Die says: Thanks for that, Soph.
I Will Take What’s Mine <3 says: No problem 
Your Mom says: Tell me!
Love It or Die says: Another time, love.
Your Mom says: Fine. Meanie.
Vlud says: Ha! He’s pouting!
Sheraba says: How cute.
Your Mom says: OI!
Stallion Duck says: If I were a guy, what would I say in this situation?
Sheeps ‘r’ Us says: LMFAO!
Stallion Duck says: Did I really just type that?
Mr Muscles says: Yep.
Stallion Duck says: Damn.
Sheraba says: You’re screwed.
Stallion Duck says: You know I am, you’re the one who does it.
Sheraba says: That made no sense.
Stallion Duck says: Well, it did in my head!
Sheraba says: What ever you say, Jim.
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