Rette Mich

--Danielle—

I woke up the next morning, my head feeling like it was hit by a ton of bricks. What happened last night? I slowly opened my eyes. Where was the Tokio Hotel posters on my the walls? My blanket? I was laying on a black couch with a very uncomfortable pillow.

“Good morning, sunshine!” Jen whisper-screamed at me

“Wh-wh-“ I got cut off.

“Oh, hey. You’re awake.” The voice said from behind me. I knew that voice.

“B-b-b-bill K-,” I stuttered. Can this be? I was in Bill Kaulitz’s apartment?

“Why am I here?” I asked

“We didn’t wanna leave last night!” Jen perked.

“Why were we here last night?”

“Because my idiot cousin decided that she wanted to attempt suicide,” Jen started

“Oh and then made us speed all the way over here,” Deanna added

“And Billa Boy here saved you.” Jen finished.

I looked behind me and saw Bill with his crooked smile. I thought I’d faint when I felt his arms wrap around me. Kris was still asleep, on Gustav’s shoulder! This can’t get any weirder.

And yet, leave it to him to make it awkward.

Tom started walking out of his room, yawning. He looked like he had a long night, if you know what I mean, and he was hungover. We all turned out attention to Tom, Bill’s arms still wrapped around me.

“Hey, looks like someone finally got laid!” Tom said, with excitement.

“Shut the fuck up!” I screamed at Tom

“So…Billa didn’t get laid? Still a virgin there, buddy-boy?” Tomi teased.

“I’m sorry, unlike my coughassholecough of a brother, I don’t take advantage of the girls.”

“And somehow the girls favor you more.” Tom bickered.

“You are what you eat and my diet is mostly candy. Therefore, I am sweet, which makes girls favor me more.”

I giggled. He is too adorable!

“And what about these two?” Tom asked , pointing to Kris and Gustav.

“I have an idea. Danielle are you ticklish?” Bill whispered.

“Yeah.” I giggled.

Bill started tickling me. I was trying my best not to crack up, because I knew exactly where he was going with this. And no, not that way, you perverts. My body vibrated from holding in the giggles until I finally let out a, “OH BILL! STOP!”

Kris and Gustav woke up, wide eyed.

“Uhm. Three words. What the fuck!?” Gustav stated

I let go of my laughter. This was too funny! What, did they think that after just meeting (for a second time), we’d get all kinky? In my dreams. JUST KIDDING.

Deanna walked out of Geo’s room, still in her regular clothes. And Georg, walked out in flannel pants. Danke Gott! Rumor has it he sleeps naked. I was just hoping he wouldn’t go streaking through the house.

“Okay. So if Danielle and Bill weren’t getting it on, I think I know who was!” Tom teased

Georg gave Tom a glare as Deanna’s face started blushing.

“Tom, I know how expensive porn is, so keep dreaming for the day you don’t need to buy a tape.” Deanna shot back as we busted into giggles.