Program Terminated

< Beep. >

< Beep Beep. >

< 1:00 in counting… >

< … God, life is boring… >

< 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1- >

< Bring! >

< Release door… >

< ...Oh, come on! I mean, if you’re going to spill coffee on me, you could at least clear it up… >

< … >

< … God, life is boring… >

< Beep Beep Beep. >

< 4:30 in counting >

< … Oh drat. She’s doing porridge again… >

< … Ah! Ah, hot! Hot!!! Oh man… >

< … How am I supposed to impress the Radio if I’ve got porridge caking my chrome?... >

< … Oh, thanks just scrape it around a bit, that’ll really get rid of it… >

< Beep. >

< … Drat, my beep is malfunctioning again… >

< Beep. >

< … Darn it. You’d think machines -

< Beep! >

-wouldn’t get the hiccups… >

< Beep. >

< …Oh, yeah, just leave me on overnight. Some people like to have a sleep after 10:00pm, but the microwave doesn’t… >

< Beep. >

< Beep Beep Beep. >

< 1:00 in counting… >

< … God, life is boring… >

< 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1- >

< Bring! >

< Release door… >

< … Yep, there it is, spilt the coffee… >

< … Hey, Don’t look at me like that! It’s your stupid big fat hands that keep getting stuck on my door, not my door being too small!... >

< … No! Don’t you ever learn? Not the porridge again… >

< 4:30 in counting >

< … Aahh!!! Hot… >

< Bring! >

< Release door… >

< …Don’t look at me like that, it’s you keeps doing the porridge for more than it needs! >

< … Oh, so now you turn me off! >

< Eh? Hang on, why are you unplugging me?! >

< I don’t have much electricity left in my circuits! >

< Hang on! Who’s that? >

< Oh! You double-dealing, lying, two-faced cow! How dare you go behind my back and buy a new shinier bigger flashier microwave! You think I’m going to stand for this?! I’m leaving! >

< Beep! >

< No, you can’t chuck me out! I’m already going! >

< Oh… my circuits are… draining… I can’t… I can’t feel my buttons… >

< Beeeeee… p. >