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Who's Your Daddy?
Vegemite!
The scene: The Academy Is....'s big red bus, sitting in a random parking lot. The guys are just hanging out. Carden is stuck with a baby.
Mike Carden: "Errr, hello baby." *pokes*
The baby lets out a wail and squirms uncomfortably.
Carden: "OH EM GEE, IT MOVES AND SCREAMS!!! HELP, BILVY!!''
Bilvy: "No."
Carden: "IT WANTS SOMETHING!!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT!!!"
Suddenly, that strange Austrailian bassist they picked up from the side of the road is there, holding a suspicious looking tube.
Chizzy: "VEGEMITE!!"
Everyone: "NOOOO!"
Sisky: "The baby wants our love. And its momma."
Beckett turns to yell behind him.
Bilvy: "GABE YOUR BABY WANTS YOUUU!!"
Chizzy: "VEGEMITE!!!"
Sisky: ''Noooo, you'll poison Gabe and Will's love child!''
From the bunks bounces a flamboyant looking man in a purple hoodie.
Gabe: *holds baby* "Awwww, he looks just like Ryan Ross!"
Bill: ''WHAT?!? ''
Gabe: ''It's not what it looks like!''
Everyone, in a bored voice: "It's exactly what it looks like."
Bilvy: ''I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO BELIEVEEE!''
Chizzy: ''VEGEMITE!!!''
Everyone: ''SHUT UP, CHIZZ!''
Chizzy: "......."
Chizzy: "Racists."
Sisky: *throws dirty sock*
Chizz: "EWWW! It's a condommmm!''
Acting quickly, Chizzy whips out his vegemite, and squirts it at the flying sock/condom. The flying sock/condom explodes.
Everybody: ''EWWW!!! SISKY SPERMMMM!''
Chizzy: ''What'd I tell you? Baby'll love this! Extra potent vegemite, mate!''
Bilvy: ''Wait Sisky's getting ass? News to me....''
Carden: ''I refuse to believe it.''
Butcher: ''Probably the OTHER Siska''
Gabe: *smirk* "I never knew he was getting any ass... *shifty eyes*
Sisky is saved an awkward silence when Ryan Ross dramatically bursts into the bus, clearly upset.
Ryan: ''GABE, YOU LIEEEEEEEEEEEED TO ME!!"
Brendon bursts in after Ryan, but just as dramatically, and just as distraught.
Brendon: ''WHY, RYAN, WHYYYYYYYY? ''
Ryan: ''DAMN IT BRENDON! I TOLD YOU TO WAIT IN THE CAR!"
Brendon: ''I got bored! You were taking too long! Plus, Spencer was giving me the evil eye!''
Pete Wentz: ''WHY ARE WE ALL HERE?!''
Everyone: ''You're here cause you thought there was a camera, duh.''
Brendon: ''GABEY BABY, LONG TIME NO SEEE!''
Ryan: ''GABE, STOP SEXING EVERYONEEE!!!''
Carden: Haha, Sisky got ass, now we know why.....
Sisky, fuming, turns to Carden: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?!"
Chizzy was whistling innocently, fiddling with his with tube of vegemite. He appeared to be putting some in Pete's hair....
Chizz: ''YOU'VE GOT A MOHAWK NOW PETE! VOILA!''
Pete: ''OH EM GEE, I ALREADY SPENT SIX HOURS TRYING NOT TO WASH MY HAIR THIS MORNING, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST- Heyyyyy, I look sexy...'' *poses in mirror*
Everyone: *collective eyeroll*
Pete: ''Damn, where's Pat? I need my camera....''
Pete: ''CAMERA HOLDER!! GET OVER HERE!!''
A worn-out looking Patrick Stump walks into the already crowded bus and sighs, resigned.
Pat: ''It's down in Brendon's pants. *rolls eyes* You wanted some p33n pics remember? ''
Pete: ''Go fetch it!''
Patrick: ''No way. You don't pay me enough.''
Ryan: *flouces over and get it*
Brendon: ''That was lovely Ryho. It was like hand sex...''
Sisky reached over to sheild the baby's innocent eyes.
Sisky: ''Seriously here guys...''
Butcher: *shifty eyes*
Jon and Spencer come into the bus as well. What, did you just think they were going to stay in the car the whole time?
Jon: ''Your baby is gonna be so screwed up, dudes'.'
Spencer: *is high*
Sisky: ''Not my problem!'' *points to Gabe* ''His baby, not mine!''
Gabe: *dry humping beckett*
Beckett: *mistakes dry humping for a back rub*
Beckett: ''Go a little lower..."
Chizzy: ''My vegemite ran out.''
Patrick: "Cry me a river."
Pete : ''My head feels heavier'' *has load of vegemite in his hair*
Chizzy: ''By vegemite I mean diapers. We're out of diapers.''
Everyone: ''LE GASP!!''
Pete: *Scary face*
Butcher: ''We must travel to...."
Jon: "The store!"
Butcher: "No..."
Jon: "Candyland!"
Butcher: "Almost...."
Jon: "Pete's house!"
Brendon: "Crack!land!!!!!"
Butcher: "............."
Brendon: "Please?"
Butcher: "Nahh, Vicky-T's place, dude, she'll know what to do."
Everyone agreed, or just didn't listen. They all preceded to cram into Pete's tiny electric car and drive away.
End of Episode One
Mike Carden: "Errr, hello baby." *pokes*
The baby lets out a wail and squirms uncomfortably.
Carden: "OH EM GEE, IT MOVES AND SCREAMS!!! HELP, BILVY!!''
Bilvy: "No."
Carden: "IT WANTS SOMETHING!!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT!!!"
Suddenly, that strange Austrailian bassist they picked up from the side of the road is there, holding a suspicious looking tube.
Chizzy: "VEGEMITE!!"
Everyone: "NOOOO!"
Sisky: "The baby wants our love. And its momma."
Beckett turns to yell behind him.
Bilvy: "GABE YOUR BABY WANTS YOUUU!!"
Chizzy: "VEGEMITE!!!"
Sisky: ''Noooo, you'll poison Gabe and Will's love child!''
From the bunks bounces a flamboyant looking man in a purple hoodie.
Gabe: *holds baby* "Awwww, he looks just like Ryan Ross!"
Bill: ''WHAT?!? ''
Gabe: ''It's not what it looks like!''
Everyone, in a bored voice: "It's exactly what it looks like."
Bilvy: ''I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO BELIEVEEE!''
Chizzy: ''VEGEMITE!!!''
Everyone: ''SHUT UP, CHIZZ!''
Chizzy: "......."
Chizzy: "Racists."
Sisky: *throws dirty sock*
Chizz: "EWWW! It's a condommmm!''
Acting quickly, Chizzy whips out his vegemite, and squirts it at the flying sock/condom. The flying sock/condom explodes.
Everybody: ''EWWW!!! SISKY SPERMMMM!''
Chizzy: ''What'd I tell you? Baby'll love this! Extra potent vegemite, mate!''
Bilvy: ''Wait Sisky's getting ass? News to me....''
Carden: ''I refuse to believe it.''
Butcher: ''Probably the OTHER Siska''
Gabe: *smirk* "I never knew he was getting any ass... *shifty eyes*
Sisky is saved an awkward silence when Ryan Ross dramatically bursts into the bus, clearly upset.
Ryan: ''GABE, YOU LIEEEEEEEEEEEED TO ME!!"
Brendon bursts in after Ryan, but just as dramatically, and just as distraught.
Brendon: ''WHY, RYAN, WHYYYYYYYY? ''
Ryan: ''DAMN IT BRENDON! I TOLD YOU TO WAIT IN THE CAR!"
Brendon: ''I got bored! You were taking too long! Plus, Spencer was giving me the evil eye!''
Pete Wentz: ''WHY ARE WE ALL HERE?!''
Everyone: ''You're here cause you thought there was a camera, duh.''
Brendon: ''GABEY BABY, LONG TIME NO SEEE!''
Ryan: ''GABE, STOP SEXING EVERYONEEE!!!''
Carden: Haha, Sisky got ass, now we know why.....
Sisky, fuming, turns to Carden: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?!"
Chizzy was whistling innocently, fiddling with his with tube of vegemite. He appeared to be putting some in Pete's hair....
Chizz: ''YOU'VE GOT A MOHAWK NOW PETE! VOILA!''
Pete: ''OH EM GEE, I ALREADY SPENT SIX HOURS TRYING NOT TO WASH MY HAIR THIS MORNING, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST- Heyyyyy, I look sexy...'' *poses in mirror*
Everyone: *collective eyeroll*
Pete: ''Damn, where's Pat? I need my camera....''
Pete: ''CAMERA HOLDER!! GET OVER HERE!!''
A worn-out looking Patrick Stump walks into the already crowded bus and sighs, resigned.
Pat: ''It's down in Brendon's pants. *rolls eyes* You wanted some p33n pics remember? ''
Pete: ''Go fetch it!''
Patrick: ''No way. You don't pay me enough.''
Ryan: *flouces over and get it*
Brendon: ''That was lovely Ryho. It was like hand sex...''
Sisky reached over to sheild the baby's innocent eyes.
Sisky: ''Seriously here guys...''
Butcher: *shifty eyes*
Jon and Spencer come into the bus as well. What, did you just think they were going to stay in the car the whole time?
Jon: ''Your baby is gonna be so screwed up, dudes'.'
Spencer: *is high*
Sisky: ''Not my problem!'' *points to Gabe* ''His baby, not mine!''
Gabe: *dry humping beckett*
Beckett: *mistakes dry humping for a back rub*
Beckett: ''Go a little lower..."
Chizzy: ''My vegemite ran out.''
Patrick: "Cry me a river."
Pete : ''My head feels heavier'' *has load of vegemite in his hair*
Chizzy: ''By vegemite I mean diapers. We're out of diapers.''
Everyone: ''LE GASP!!''
Pete: *Scary face*
Butcher: ''We must travel to...."
Jon: "The store!"
Butcher: "No..."
Jon: "Candyland!"
Butcher: "Almost...."
Jon: "Pete's house!"
Brendon: "Crack!land!!!!!"
Butcher: "............."
Brendon: "Please?"
Butcher: "Nahh, Vicky-T's place, dude, she'll know what to do."
Everyone agreed, or just didn't listen. They all preceded to cram into Pete's tiny electric car and drive away.
End of Episode One
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