Who's Your Daddy?

*Earlier That Evening*

Pete: "So how you doin'?"

Rock: "..."

Pete: "Is that a code for let's have hard sex?"

Rock: "..."

Pete: "My house or your house? "

Rock: "..."

Pete:"Oh my god, baby, you want to do it here, right now!?"

Rock: "..."

Pete: *starts to strip*....No, hon, it's not what you think! There's not another rock in my pants!..."

Rock: "..."

Pete: ''BABY I'M SORRY!! I WAS TOO TEMPTED BY IT'S DARK COOL SKIN!!"

Pete: "Teehee, silly, I was joking. That's just my penis! Do you want to see it? I have pictures......"

Rock: "..."

Pete: "OMG YOU DO? ! I'LL GO GET MEH PHONEEE"

Rock: "..."

Pete: "Thanks for your support. People just don't understand me!!!"

Rock: "..."

Pete: "Oh don't worry. There's this new medicine that enlarges it."

Pete: "I saw it on tv! Actually, I stole some from the Panic bus. *giggles* Kinky...."

Rock: "..."

Pete: "Oh don't worry. Brendon Urie dosen't need an enlarger trust me."

Rock: "..."

Pete: "ERRR, NO!!! NOT WHAT I MEANT!! I AM NOT SLEEPING WITH BRENDON!! OR ANYONE ELSE!!"

Rock: "..."

Pete: *mumbles* "Please, please don't ask if I've slept with ANYTHING else..."

Rock: "..."

Pete: "IT WAS ONE TIME! THAT TREE WAS STARING AT ME ALL NIGHT"

Rock: "..."

Pete: "And then there was Ashlee......*shudders* Will NOT happen again!"

Rock: "..."

Pete: "Okay so she paid me but..."

Rock: "..."

Pete: "This....This doesn't mean we're breaking up, does it?"

Rock: "..."

Pete: "WHAT?! I'LL BE BETTER IN BED I PROMISE!"

Pete: "Well, geez, not all of us can be as hard and big as YOU, mister high and mighty!"

Rock: "..."

Pete: "OH I'M SORRY BABY I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY!"

Pete: "Come on, you're not mad, are you?"

Rock: "..."

Pete: "OH YOU KNOW VERY WELL THAT WE SEX HARDDDD BABY!"

Pete: "Rock....I....I....I think I love you."

Rock: "..."

Pete: "I HAVE A RING AND EVERYTHING!"

Pete: "I've heard that Vegas in lovely in the winter."

Pete: "Teehee, hookers....Ahem! "

Rock: "..."

Pete: "What? No? What do you mean 'no???'"

Pete: "I can't live without you! Not, like, in the way I can't live without a camera! I think this is so much deeper!"

Pete: "I might just try to kill myself!"

Pete: "IT'S EVEN DEEPER THEN MY HAIR GEL THAT'S HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU!"

Rock: "..."

Pete: "Look, I'm sorry I brought up the camera, alright? !? I know how you feel about it...."

Rock: "..."

Pete: 'IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I'M PHOTOGENIC AND YOU'RE NOT!'

Rock: "..."

Pete: "IT'S NOT MY FAULT THE CAMERA HAS A THING FOR ME, OKAY? !? ! I'M A FUCKING SEXY BEAST HERE!"

Rock: "..."

Pete: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE SEEN BETTER?!"

Rock: "..."

Pete: "LIKE YOU'VE BEEN GETTING ANY ASS? !? HA!"

Rock: "..."

Pete: "Well, I don't count" *scoff*

Pete: "Though, it hasn't always been the ass......."

Rock: "..."

Pete: "OH COM'ON!! THAT WAS ONE TIME IN THE BLENDER!!!"

Pete: "Good times.......Or in the pool.......You sank like a stone......I saved you...."

Rock: "..."

Pete: "WELL I'M SORRY I FORGOT THE FLOATY THINGO!"

Pete: "Gah, baby, I love you so much! It hurts! It hurts like the blades I use to slit my wrists!"

Pete: "CUZ LYK3 OMG I'M SOOO EMOOO!!!!"

Rock: "..."

Pete: "Uhh, my eyeliner just smudged......brb......"

Rock: "..."

Pete: "Squeeeeeeee! Myspace friend request"

Pete: 'OMGGGG I LOVE ALL MY ONLINE FRINEDDDDS!'

Rock: "..."

Pete: "Ohh, the friend's request is from Ashlee.....Her profile is freaky....Too much pink for my emo eyes!"

Rock: "..."

Pete: "OH OF COURSE I LOVED THE PINK PANTS YOU BOUGHT ME!!! cuz those aren't gay at all!"

Pete: "They make my ass look sexy......And I think they make me look taller.......Not that I was short or anything! *shifty eyes*"

Rock: "..."

Pete: "Rock, I'm not short, am I?

Rock: "Shut up, bitch, I'm trying to watch TAI TV"

Pete: "OMG YOU TALKED!"

Rock: "This be a dream *shifty eyes*"

Pete: "YOUR VOICE IS SO LUSHIOUSSS"

Pete: "I know that voice.....GABE?!?"

Rock: "This is not...Gabe"

Pete: "OH EM GEE, WHOOO?!?!"

Rock: "TIS SISKY BIZZZ"

Pete: "I HAD SEX WITH SISKY?!"

Rock:*giggles* "Physc!"

Rock: "That would explain the used condom..........."

Pete: "???"

"Pete. What are you doing naked with a rock??" Patrick strolled in.

"What?!" Pete screamed.