Who's Your Daddy?

*In the Car*

Pete: "My rock doesn't love me anymore."

Chizz: "The baby doesn't want vegemite."

Sisky: "The baby doesn't want to die, Chizz."

Ryan turns a large corner, causing everyone to slide to the right.

Gabe: "Hi, Brendon. Is that the Beetles in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Brendon: "A Beetles doll, actually....."

Spencer: "He touches his doll." *eye twitch*

Brendon frowns, giving Spencer the evil eye.

Brendon: "Only sometimes."

Ryland: "I think it's time for Guy Ripley to investigate...."

Everyone: "GUY RIPLEY?!? WHERE?!"

Ryland: "He be dead." *shifty eyes*

Carden: OH EM GE, GUY IS DEAD!!!

Sisky: *pokes Ryland* "Ryland, are you preggers?"

Ryland: "No."

Gabe: "He's just putting on extra weight."

Ryland slaps Gabe, causing Ryan to pull a sharp left turn, causing everyone to slide in that direction.

Everyone: "DAMN IT RYAN!"

Alex: "Damn it Ryho, get your hands away from Brenny's doll!"

Ryan: "I'm driving....."

Gabe: "Driving what? Teehee!"

Ryan rolls his eyes.

Sisky: "Shh, the baby will hear!" *covers baby's already tainted ears*

Beckett: *smile* "Sisky was always the motherly type."

Beckett ruffles Sisky's hair, as Sisky's blushes.

Pete: "My hair!" *wails*

Beckett: "Whoops,wrong hair."

Pete: "Oh, okay!" *is gleeful again*

Butcher: "My my Pete, how do you get your hair to look so emo?"

Pete: "Oh, I just slather on massive amounts of gel! And then when it looks glossy and greasy enough, I stop and search on photobucket for an emo kid to see if it matches!!!"

Pete: "And then I never wash it out!"

Butcher: "Ew."

Chizzy: "Vegemite has got great hold!"

Everyone: "SHUT UP CHIZZ!"

Will: "Let's get naked!"

Gabe: "FUCK YEAH!"

Pete: "Patty-poo, camera. Now."

Brendon: "I'm ready for my close up."

Patrick: "Just take the damn camera! I don't want anything to do with it!"

Patrick frowns, passing the camera and covering his eyes.

Brendon: "Holy skittles...."

Jon: *covers babies eyes*

Ryan momentarily stops driving to get naked with Brendon.

Ryland: *decides that Guy is no longer dead*

No one notices.

Ryland: *takes off his 'glasses', is suddenly Guy*

Guy: "Delicious!!"

Nate: *feeling unappreciated* "Are we there yet?"

Gabe: "Shut up."

Joe: "I want babes and pizza."

Joe: "Not in that order though. Pizza BEFORE babes. Then some crack."

Pete: "Hookah for meh please."

Rock: '...'

Pete: "I AM SO SORRY!!"

Ryan: *is driving with Brenny's Beetle's doll*

Brendon: "FUCK YOU RYHO!"

Chizzy: "VEGEMITE!"

Everyone: "SHUT UP!"

Sisky: "FUCKY FUCK...I broke a nail!"

Butcher: "I HAVE A FILE IF YOU NEED IT!!"

Pete: "SERIOUSLY, ROCK, IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!"

Gabe: "LET'S HAVE SEX IN CAPS, WILL!!!"

Will: "You broke my heart."

Gabe: "So?"

Rock: '...'

Joe: "Crack...."

The car comes to an abrupt stop, and everyone is hurled forward.

Vicky T: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING NAKED WITH A ROCK, CRACK, PIZZA, AND HOOKAHS?!"

Guy: "Here I am, conversing with the members of FBR, and look, it's....Victoria...."*eyes widen*"....Delicious...."

Ryan: *nervous laughter* "We're here."

End of Episode Three