She Only Wanted Me To Warm Her Feet

This was written in response to Note To Self;:'s challenge on the Challenges/Prompts thread.

The Challenge:
Write from the point of view of a dirty sock being thrown into the washer and you must write how it became dirty in the first place. Also you must have the line "But dirty socks do it better!" in there. The time and place can be set anywhere. This can be a one shot or not, doesn't matter.

I had fun writing this :D If you read it then please comment!