I was walking to the bus one day, at the end of the day, and my friend turned away, to go to her bus (that she had apparently just seen) and I was like, "what?" and I turned around. Well, my feet didn't register the ~stop~ command, and this pole just decided to jump in front of me. BAM. Right smack into the pole. In front of a huge amount of people. Run? Fast.
Haha, same thing here except that it was one of the immature freshman kids that thinks he's so cool. I was writing a really intimate sex scene thing, and he picked it up and started reading it out loud >_>
But it was okay, cuz my friends pretty much hated his guts after that.
There was a really cute guy working at the gun section at this local store and you have to walk by that section to get to the bathrooms. This guy was just sitting there watching me walk by and I was focusing on getting to the bathroom. . . . I walked into the men's. D= He came in after me to tell me I went in the wrong one. I was just standing there in stunned silence.
1.Ok, there was this one time my family and this other family were hanging out. You know, catching up over dinner and stuff. My crush happened to be in that other family. Anyways, we were just standing there next to each other and our moms start discussing the...erm...reproductive system. Right then and there. We were like...>.>
2. Another one is when - this is really really embarrassing - I found out that Japan is very strict about who can become residents. I'm a little anime/manga obsessed by the way. So I jokingly said at the table one night that I was gonna marry someone who was born in Japan, so that I could get to live there. My oh-so-tactful lil' sister decided to pipe up at that moment, "Oh, did you know that [insert crush's name] was born in Japan?" ...oops. Awkward silence.
Lol though, I can't believe that your old teacher read the sex scene!! I'd like to have seen her face XD