My hairbrush as a dildo. Doesn't work anymore! [PG-15] - Comments

Ahh it's not THAT one exactly! :S
I was trying to explain the base bit. It's not triangular, it's oval-y. And it's not wooden either TT_TT, i'm so sorry for the confusion...

Jessie, I don't use my fiance becuase he's 4111 miles away :(, I would gladly use him if i could

Ew about the carrot T_T... I do'nt intend on using a carrot anyway:S

I guess it is true. The whole dildo/vibrator/proper sex toy thing.. I guess it would look a lot more weird seeing your daughter with half a hairbrush sticking out...

You guys are right. I guess I'll go buy proper one... till my fiance comes back that is :3

(I don't use it to comb my hair anymore x3)

But thanks guys, I really appreciated it ~ <3

Um.. I'm with Nixie!, Jinxeh and Dancing Caveman. Just get a dildo if you're going to shove something up there. It's a lot safer than a hairbrush, for crying out loud...

(Do you still use that same brush for your hair, by the way? Just a thought -_-)

You nasty child, you! Your poor vagina is going to be ruined if you keep shoving random shit up there that's not supposed to be there! Get a dildo. Or better yet, a penis. Boyfriends are better than plastic, I'm guessing. Either way, don't use a hairbrush!

Hairbrushes aren't meant for masturbating, they're meant for brushing your hair. Hence hairbrush, not sex toy.

PS: I'd rather be a parent and walk in on my child with a dildo stuck in their vagina rather than the end of a hairbrush sticking out. That must look gross, first of all, and secondly I'd be upset that I didn't teach my kid that you don't just keep hairbrushes out of your mouth, but your other holes, too.

Lmao. I'm commenting again because it won't let me edit my comment...

Would you rather your parents found you getting off with a hairbrush handle or something made for that kind of thing? Just saying~~

Dancing Caveman
I bow to you once again. *bows*

Use your finger to stimulate the clitorus. You don't want to loose your virginity to something plastic.

Sidenote: EWYYYYYY!!!!

I agree with Dancing Caveman and...
Sara Keirsten Quin holy christ, yeah, so would I.

K|

Usually, you would use a dildo as a dildo. And I hope your mother and/or father walk in on you while you do this. When that happens, can you film them for me? I'll use it as a fake commercial about why masturbation is stupid.
Welcome to the world were small children enjoy becoming sex addicts.
Thanks and goodnight.

K|

VV Look, I was just giving her advice, she doesn't have to follow it. It's my opinion on the situation and I'm sticking to it. (Not trying to be a bitch, so please don't get the wrong idea) ;)

v No offense, but telling a teenage girl not to use a sex toy, ever, is probably going to be about as effective as abstinence-only education. She's going to do it anyway, so she might as well use something made for specifically that purpose. I'm with Dancing Caveman on this one. Better to use an actual toy, than to shove some random wooden cylinder up there.

Look hunny, you are far too young to be into this kind of stuff.
Yes, masterbation has been credited as being healthy but think of this: putting an object, any object like that up inside of you. Think of all the bacteria on that brush of yours! Plus, think of what you can catch from that object if you don't clean it properly! UTI's (Urinary Track Infection), yeast infection, etc. etc.
Even if you do clean it, there's still going be plenty of bacteria left. Soap and water will not cut it.
Look, I know you probably want to get something, but please don't. You might think you will be able to hide a toy if you buy one; but no matter what your parents will always be one step ahead of you. They will find out at some point in time. And when they do, you're gonna be speechless and angry with yourself.

So basically, if you wanna stay away from all of that drama and crap: just use your finger. It's a hell of a lot safer.

I know you said that if you were caught with a vibrator, you'd be in trouble, but if you're willing to fuck up your vagina using things that weren't meant to go in a vagina, then you should be willing to get in trouble.

In the long term- getting in trouble is a lot better than messing up your vagina.

LMAO !
this is by far, my favourite journal entry ever.
everyone´s just like ´wth..´
you, my friend, have officially made my day.
whether this is a joke or not... (:

Jesus fucking Christ.

I thought it was a joke. *Facedesk*

I'd hate to be the one who accidently touches your hair brush. Christ.

How about...a dildo? I know, novel idea, right?

Buy a dildo. JChrist. Don't go shoving random things up there.

:o I really should have paid attention to the PG-15 title

Authur Weasley: I saw that too and she only died from it because she didn't take the time to properly smoothly cut it.

But yeah, don't try it anyway....don't want to take the risk 0.0
How about you buy a vibrator anyway.
I mean in the secret since......and then hide it.

Whatever you do, don't use a carrot! I saw this show where a girl peeled a carrot to use as a dildo and one of the sharper edges sliced the inside of her vaginal walls and it created an air bubble inside her body, and then she died.

Wait, I just read that you have a 'fiance' on your profile.
Why don't you just use him....?