November 30th, 2009 at 06:57pm
Dear Mother,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me in your car and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I'm allergic to your ears.
I'm returning your nose clippers, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and your cucumber fetishism is weird.
Go milk a cow.
Rainla
:D lmao cucumber-fetishism
I don't really know how to tell you this, but your a leprechaun. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants at the mental hospital and I saw you ignore your "My Little Pony" collection. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I may pee my pants. I'm returning your pet rock to you, but I'll keep that blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without you and the apartment building is on fire.
Kiss my butt