February 7th, 2010 at 11:20pm
I remember that song!
When I was five or six, I used to think lactose intolerant was lactose and tolerant. I knew what tolerant meant (forsome reason) but I didn't know what lactose meant. I thought they were both personal traits and when you were lactose and tolerant, you acted a certain way- you were tolerant and something else.
2. I honestly used to think that aliens came down to earth and zapped trees with some sort of minimizing weapon they carried, and broccoli was made.
I was also terrified of lasers. I thought the minute I looked at one, no matter what, I'd be blinded.
Screwed. Up.