Somewhere Deep Within The Vaseline. - Comments

Well, everyone has got there problemos! Platoon 1? Army or something?

V So that's why you think I have dark brown hair! XD

Poor Aelfric Wolf, I bet women stalk him for his name. Hey, wait... D:

Also, I am looking this dude up now. And that counts as my edit.

Well, there is someone on Facebook called Aelfric Wolf. He has brown hair. After I innocently stalked you - as I do with everyone - he popped up. Now, I think you are him. Every single time your name is mentioned, his (or your) picture pops up into my mind.

V Aelfric Wolf? No, that would be more pwn than this poor world could handle.

I am sorry if it really annoys you, but is your last name Wolf, by any bloody chance?

V Sorry. Am I fired from my position as court jester? Because that's really what I was hoping to do for a career in the lawyer world. :(

Okay, dollface!

V Well, there's a rat in there too, so why not a bird? I was the notorious Birdman, a pigeon or some other avian vermin unfortunate enough to stumble into the sewers -my clumsiness already being established.

But alas, I was never a popular character! About the only attention I ever got was when a guy dressed up as me used to get gang-bashed by little kids at public events.

1, 2, 3, 4 TURTLES. Living underground.
Turtles, mutant chain reaction.

You're also, NOT a turtle!

V I'm that slow ninja who always knocks something over and gets caught on the way out. That's why I missed out on a spot in the Ninja Turtles. :'(

Aelf I love your quick edits.

Uh-oh, I don't want to GTFO, so I'd better show my boobs. Here ya go!

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The things you learn to draw in a boys' school, eh?

Also, if by 'massage' you mean hit repeatedly with a blunt object, I'm in! To quote Bender, I can hit you over the head with a pool cue until you think that's what happened. Ah, Bender! Is there anything he can't teach us?