Random Funny Suvey - Comments

I'm a funny pimp who loves to be different who smoked with a lesbian because I smoke crack.

Bahahahahaha............funny!

I'm a little too happy athelete with a hot boyfriend who got stabbed horribly by a lesbian because I love marijuana.

^^I like/agree with most of this. (;

I'm a sexy prep who loves to be different who killed a condom because I'm sexy as hell.

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LOL.

I'm a freaky scene kid who loves to be different who got stabbed by a horse because I love marijuana.

:O So many things I didn't know about myself. :D

I am a little too happy sex addict who loves to be different who slept with a jar of honey because I have amazing boobs.

I love it. Everybody with amazing boobs sleeps with jars of honey, blatantly.

I'm a freaky pimp with a hot boyfriend who banged Santa Claus because I'm a pimp ad you're jealous.

I'm an emo female with a hot boyfriend who slept with a shoe because I got abs!!!!!!!

I'm a freaky athlete with a sexy smile who ran shirtless with my lover because I’m a pimp and your jealous . lol!!

I am sexy cutie who loves to be different who ran shirtless with your dealer because I love marijuana!

How did you know?! ;)

I'm a sexy prep who loves to be diferent who cuddled with a homeless man because that's how I roll.

I'm a freaky cutie with a hot boyfriend who needed the Kool-Aid Man because I got dared.

I'm a freaky hoe with a nice ass who ate a toothbrush because that's how I roll!

I'm a freaky pimp who loves to be different who slept with my crush because I got dared.

I'm a funny scene kid who loves to be different who shot a toothbrush because I had to.

Dammit, I'm just like all the scene kids out there. D:

I'm a freaky pimp with a hot boyfriend who cuddled with santa claus because I'm good in bed.
This just made me laugh so hard!

I'm such a freaky pimp, with a nice ass - who needed a pornstar because I'm sexy as hell.

This strikes me as...accurate. -sarcasm intended-

If I had amazing boobs, I would cuddle with a lesbian too.