I've been dieing to read something! (swap) - Comments

1. Rubbish
2. going pretty well. you?
3. a wolf

I will read one of your stories. :) and you can read my story: Teenage Boys vs. Teenage Girls or Seduce&Destory. Which ever, you want to read :)

sorry to all who I haven't read at least one story I went shopping so....

V haha that cracked me up!

Genocide: A Love Story It's.... Well it's..... Different.
If you're bored... Maybe, just maybe it might help. As for me, I'm going to check out Remember Our Promise?

1. Lavish
2. Quite lovely :D And yours?
3. A cat

Drumroll Please.....

A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired.

"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you are embarrassed." He thought a minute and then said, "You know,I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Ben. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying that...that phrase in no time."

"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw this two male parrots were inside their cage, holding their rosary beads and praying.

Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!"

I'll swap with you on either Knights or Los Muertos Los Muertos only has an introduction so far. They're both original (:

1. Defenestrate- to throw or be thrown out a window xD (ex. I defenstrated the cat.)
2. Could be better
3. Monkeys <3

I can't think of a good joke.

I don't really need to do a comment swap, but if u'rr REALLY bored, you could read my story, Fake Girlfriend. I gonna read ur stories just cuz I'm bored hahaha xD

Anyway, I totally can relate. One of my best friends (who, admittingly I DID sorta like) just got a girlfriend, but he, by choice spends more time with me, and people keep asking if were going out or if we like each other. It's really quite annoying, and I feel bad. I have nothing against his girlfriend, and I actually hoped we could all be friends, but I don't think she likes me very much. It's just a bunch of stupid drama... -_-

1. Toilet
2. Pretty good
3. Zebra

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Skin and Bones? (:

1. Shenanigans.
2. Slow.
3. Sloth. <3

there are anawful lot of Justin Bieber fan fics, not gonna lie.
sorry about the drama :/ ignore the biotches. They're just jealous
that you are cose with him, and you are
1. shiskabob!
2. pretty good
3. dolphin
4. Uhh, I don't have anything good haha

I will read all of both of your stories IF you comment on the folowing:
1. chapter 2 of Umbra
2. chapter 3 o Emerald and Pride
3. chapter 9 of For You I'd Tear Out My Own Heart

I'll swap you :) It's your choice what stories you swap back on; they're all original. drabbles/oneshots.