The Friend Zone translator. - Comments

Funny. :) A little bit unfair, but funny nonetheless.

Heh. Did you invent these?

ladyschrei thanks haha.
deuces;; Yes, they can be.xD
alex leto I know that's how it feels for the guys who are friendzoned. ; n ;

Lololololololololol
This just makes me laugh.

Especially the guy part XD

NARWHAL.

XD So it wasnt just small talk, getting to point quickly huh?

But I feel you bro; some of us women can be hard to figure out. Us and our 2 in one statements lololololololol

WIN.

V. Go right ahead haha.
VV. For some reason my male brain checks it as being sexual. But that's my male brain. I don't know what he meant though.
VVV. I'm pretty sure any guy just wants to get laid if they're single.

I hate that stupid Friend Zone shit guys pull, so I think I'm going to start using your translations when I don't feel like being nice. :D

Oh god. The guy I'm interested in tells me I'm sweet.
I'M ABOUT AS GOOD AS COTTON CANDY, WAT.

It really is. My being gay doesn't even change the fact that I think about it all the freaking time. Plus, being 15 with raging hormones and whatnot... All my messages are like:

Hey What's Up?
What it means: SEX SEX, YES OHMYGOD, SEX. PLEASE. SEX. Oh, and how are you today? :D

Charity M. Lewis Thank you haha.
cricket quartet It's funny because its 99.9% true for any male. :P

lmao.
xD

<3
You vocalized every male part of my text messages xD

Lmfao. XD I can't. This journal is so...WINNING!!