I was trying to think up fancy dress ideas for things that began with the letter 'S', because that's what you had to be, because it was for my friend Simon's party. I asked my granny, and she suggested 'Sperm'. Gah. She can be so childish sometimes. x
last halloween i was "Suicide barbie" i tore apart my sister's old pink princess costume and splattered it with tonnes of fake blood then put a rope around my neck