My body is an asshole who needs to stop being an asshole like now. - Comments

first off.
your banner.
if i wasn't out of coffee I'd have done a spit take.
that is perfect.
and second.
nature is one of those mean first graders that likes to hit you in the crotch when you're not looking and then walk on you.
im sorry.

your blogs
seriously
compile them
make them a book
that book = story of my life
well
most of them in any case

@ Adulation

Dear Golly, I choked on my laughter. I hate that whenever I travel, I'm late and afraid Aunt Flow is on her way.

vv. aw thank you. :D
and yeah, I've pretty much drank my weight in gatorade today I don't even think that's healthy because I have barely even moved up and that is the opposite of the purpose for gatorade but whatever I'm an out of control teen I do what I want~

v. I think what happened is that there is a conspiracy against us and our bodies went to this evil genius meeting and now they're like MUAHAHA and decided to hate us.
I'm calling it.

WE WILL DEFEAT THEM.

I hope you start feeling better. D: Your body is like my body. Every time I get to go on vacation. every. time. My body is like "LOL BAM Period! Have fun on roller coasts with your uterus trying to claw it's way out."

Body's are asshats. Keep on fighting!

Aww, you poor, young lady. I hope you feel better!

It's never fun to be sick when you're looking forward to something, so get plenty of rest and drink lots of fluids. =^.^=