Triple Whammy!! (Adults Only) - Comments

HerMajestyYoungblood (100)

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I'd help you look for it, but we ALL KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO IF I FOUND IT.

September 15th, 2013 at 12:22am

CountSynula (100)

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@ Rocket Queen
Hahaha oh my! Thank goodness it was just her bag. That would have been so awkward. At least you weren't looking in your mom's dresser drawers for batteries one day when she wasn't home and FOUND HER VIBRATOR!!!! I ran so fast lmao.

September 14th, 2013 at 05:07pm

Rocket Queen (405)

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DILDO GNOMES. Love it, lol.

I would hate it if I lost my vibrator but that's because I still live at home and my mum regularly goes into my room to put my laundry away. One day she was all "Guess what I found in your room today..." with this sly smile on her face. And I swear to god I had a mini heart attack and was like "Um, what?" And then she preceded to tell me that she found a missing bag that belonged to her that I swore I didn't have anymore.

BIGGEST SIGH OF RELIEF WHEN SHE SAID THAT AND NOT MY DAMN VIBRATOR.

September 14th, 2013 at 04:00pm