Triple Whammy!! (Adults Only) - Comments

I'd help you look for it, but we ALL KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO IF I FOUND IT.

@ Rocket Queen
Hahaha oh my! Thank goodness it was just her bag. That would have been so awkward. At least you weren't looking in your mom's dresser drawers for batteries one day when she wasn't home and FOUND HER VIBRATOR!!!! I ran so fast lmao.

DILDO GNOMES. Love it, lol.

I would hate it if I lost my vibrator but that's because I still live at home and my mum regularly goes into my room to put my laundry away. One day she was all "Guess what I found in your room today..." with this sly smile on her face. And I swear to god I had a mini heart attack and was like "Um, what?" And then she preceded to tell me that she found a missing bag that belonged to her that I swore I didn't have anymore.

BIGGEST SIGH OF RELIEF WHEN SHE SAID THAT AND NOT MY DAMN VIBRATOR.

Dildo gnomes hahaha

Johnny the dildo gnome strikes again! Mwahaha. Lololol

dildo gnomes!!!!!

Guess you're having Friday the 13th bad luck :c
Hope you catch the dildo napper!

I misplace my pocket rocket sometimes. I feel your pain.

Maybe try to retrace your steps?

bahahahahaha dildo gnomes. made me think of johnny.hahahaha he stole it, damn little gnome.