@ arthur dent Thank you!! Oh of course of course I don't blame you, even if I knew how to make layout I would NEVER have the time to help other people do it XD Whatever works for you! I have never ever even looked at GIMP or any of that!
Happy almost-birthday! And I can't promise to make a layout, per se, but I could guide you through GIMPing up a banner and then do the rest of the layout from that. This is not because I'm lazy, but because I can hardly concentrate on one thing for long enough to finish it. LOL.
Oh my gosh!! Really?? That's crazy!! I feel like it's such a fun birthday to have ^_^
Happy Early Birthday!!!