January 8th, 2014 at 04:41am
@ Doe.
This weekend it's going to be maybe above freezing! I AM SO EXCITED. Freezing doesn't sound warm until it's January and you live in Minnesota and then it's literally T-shirt weather. You might think I'm exaggerating but those first couple days in March when it gets up to 35 degrees some people are even wearing shorts.
(Plus, you know, "freezing" is 84 degrees warmer than the -52 it was yesterday morning with the windchill. Let that sink in for a minute: "Freezing" is a WHOLE JULY DAY WARMER than it was yesterday.)
I don't even... that's crazy. It's like 19 here and I am about to just freeze. You Minnesota people are something else, man, something fucking else. I don't like being cold unless I have someone to cuddle with.