I love him too. He's funny as hell. He ruins a heap of songs for me as well. He sings dirty lyrics to old show tunes and musical numbers (like in My Fair Lady, he changed "I Could Have Danced All Night" to "I Could Have Shagged All Night" and so on and so forth)
I know. He always makes fun of my novels. Like, when I was reading Alice In Wonderland back when I was about 7 or 8, he kept saying I shouldn't be reading books about people popping mushrooms. Plus he ruined Snow White for me by flipping through the book and exclaiming "For Christ's sake! Doesn't the Prince shag her?" I hold him responsible for my warped mind XD
I was reading that on Yahoo yestarday and my Dad looked over my shoulder and asked me "if Dumbledore is gay doesn't that make it a little weird that he's so interested in Harry?" I hit him with one of my novels for that :)