It Will Took You Forever To Learn This But It's Worth A Read ;) - Comments

  • grammatizator.

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    "You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment."

    This one made me laugh. When I was at my grandfather's funeral, this woman asked if I was "expecting"... and I'm fourteen years old. I was sooo embarrassed.
    July 27th, 2008 at 01:31am
  • Sarah Vengeance;

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    "Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic."
    Heh. Dumbasses.
    I like this very much so.
    June 7th, 2007 at 10:58am
  • charming.

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    :) i LOVE these :D
    April 18th, 2007 at 03:17pm
  • billie.

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    A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

    very true.
    i like these :D
    April 18th, 2007 at 06:51am